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Senor Tron: May 26, 2006

Cartoon posted:

Bit late for Barnaby

Barnaby's problem is that he didn't spill his seed.

# ? Feb 16, 2018 03:56

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# ? Jun 2, 2024 05:34

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

MysticalMachineGun posted:

A conservative wanting to take down ICAC and give a coal company lots of money sounds like SOP to me

Yeah but... Ian MacDonald?

Mr Macdonald was driven by Mr Medich to the five-star Four Seasons hotel in the Rocks. There, he was handed a room key by Mr Medic, who had received it from Mr Gattellari’s driver, Senad Kaminic.

Waiting in the hotel room was a Chinese prostitute, who goes by the name of "Tiffanie", who told the commission she understood sex was expected from her.

The commission heard Mr Macdonald removed his coat and "roughly kissed" Tiffanie, who was in her underwear on the hotel bed.

Mr Macdonald told Tiffanie, "If you knew who I was you'd be very surprised". The pair did not have sex as Mr Macdonald fell asleep.

Tiffanie later telephoned a girlfriend and told her Mr Macdonald made her feel sick and like "vomiting".

Mr Macdonald told the inquiry that he had not known Tiffanie was a prostitute and was under the impression Mr Medich and Gattellari had arranged for a "remedial massage" in the hotel room he had developed "neck tiredness" during the meeting.

# ? Feb 16, 2018 03:59

Anidav: Feb 25, 2010; ahhh fuck its the rats again

Deputy Prime Minister Peter Dutton

# ? Feb 16, 2018 04:00

Gridlocked: Aug 2, 2014; MR. STUPID MORON
WITH AN UGLY FACE
AND A BIG BUTT
AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
by Roger Hargreaves

Cartoon posted:

Are we really just straight up objectifying women now?

Not intended as such. Just sharing my opinion that I find a woman attractive :shrug:

but hey beyond that I got nothing.

# ? Feb 16, 2018 04:04

EoinCannon: Aug 29, 2008; Grimey Drawer

For the record I can't stand the sound of Georgie's voice that early in the morning

# ? Feb 16, 2018 04:04

birdstrike: Oct 30, 2008; i;m gay

georgie is qlder scum hth

# ? Feb 16, 2018 04:14

ewe2: Jul 1, 2009

PM's presser is a predictable to and fro of Malcolm trying to spruik for the Libs in the Tassie election and the press not interested in anything but Barnaby. He's actually pretending it's all dealt with.

# ? Feb 16, 2018 04:16

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

ewe2 posted:

PM's presser is a predictable to and fro of Malcolm trying to spruik for the Libs in the Tassie election and the press not interested in anything but Barnaby. He's actually pretending it's all dealt with.

The Emasculation of Malcolm

# ? Feb 16, 2018 04:20

LIVE AMMO COSPLAY: Feb 3, 2006

ewe2 posted:

PM's presser is a predictable to and fro of Malcolm trying to spruik for the Libs in the Tassie election and the press not interested in anything but Barnaby. He's actually pretending it's all dealt with.

Him nearly yelling over the protesters was fun.

# ? Feb 16, 2018 04:20

Halo14: Sep 11, 2001

Anidav posted:

Deputy Prime Minister Peter Dutton

Do you mind? I'm trying to eat my lunch.

# ? Feb 16, 2018 04:24

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Halo14 posted:

Do you mind? I'm trying to eat my lunch.

Is it mashed potato?

# ? Feb 16, 2018 04:25

tithin: Nov 14, 2003; [Grandmaster Tactician]

https://twitter.com/jrhennessy/status/964321131317493761

# ? Feb 16, 2018 04:25

Gridlocked: Aug 2, 2014; MR. STUPID MORON
WITH AN UGLY FACE
AND A BIG BUTT
AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
by Roger Hargreaves

Halo14 posted:

Do you mind? I'm trying to eat my lunch.

Same. Mines Oyster chicken from the local Vietnam restaurant

# ? Feb 16, 2018 04:26

Dimebag: Jul 12, 2004

Gridlocked posted:

Same. Mines Oyster chicken from the local Vietnam restaurant

I wouldn't say that out loud with Dutton about. Off to manus, people smuggler supporting scum.

# ? Feb 16, 2018 04:28

Doctor Spaceman: Jul 6, 2010; "Everyone's entitled to their point of view, but that's seriously a weird one."

Anidav posted:

Deputy Prime Minister Peter Dutton

He's got a better chance of becoming PM than Deputy PM.

# ? Feb 16, 2018 04:30

Dimebag: Jul 12, 2004

Under Dutton all meals will be a plain beef pie, no tomato sauce though as it's a little too ethnic and bad for discipline in the ranks.

# ? Feb 16, 2018 04:30

Halo14: Sep 11, 2001

Lid posted:

Is it mashed potato?

Wish I had some chups bro.

Just a boring chicken salad

# ? Feb 16, 2018 04:32

Gridlocked: Aug 2, 2014; MR. STUPID MORON
WITH AN UGLY FACE
AND A BIG BUTT
AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
by Roger Hargreaves

Dimebag posted:

Under Dutton all meals will be a plain beef pie, no tomato sauce though as it's a little too ethnic and bad for discipline in the ranks.

Where does a pie floater sit in all this?

# ? Feb 16, 2018 04:34

ewe2: Jul 1, 2009

What kind of traitor has pie without tomato sauce.

# ? Feb 16, 2018 04:36

Dimebag: Jul 12, 2004

Gridlocked posted:

Where does a pie floater sit in all this?

As long as it's not done in the "tiger" style with mash potato I think it would be a fine. I'm imagining in this scenario consumption of potatoes is cannibalism. Beverage choices are cold XXXX Gold or warm diet Bundaberg ginger beer.

# ? Feb 16, 2018 04:37

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Dimebag posted:

Under Dutton all meals will be a plain beef pie, no tomato sauce though as it's a little too ethnic and bad for discipline in the ranks.

I am for a total ban on tomato sauce.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/life...m=.4853f3948157

# ? Feb 16, 2018 04:39

Coq au Nandos: Nov 7, 2006; I think I would say to my daughters if they were to ask me this question... A shitpost is the greatest gift that you can give someone, the ultimate gift of giving and don't give it to someone lightly, that's what I would say.

Hi guys here is my opinion on the latest political scandal also who else wants to gently caress this newsreader

# ? Feb 16, 2018 04:44

Gridlocked: Aug 2, 2014; MR. STUPID MORON
WITH AN UGLY FACE
AND A BIG BUTT
AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
by Roger Hargreaves

Dimebag posted:

As long as it's not done in the "tiger" style with mash potato I think it would be a fine. I'm imagining in this scenario consumption of potatoes is cannibalism. Beverage choices are cold XXXX Gold or warm diet Bundaberg ginger beer.

Im ok with this beer.

You may now mock my QLD dna.

# ? Feb 16, 2018 04:49

Dimebag: Jul 12, 2004

How about some baseless rumour mongering courtesy of the Guardian comments section: apparently Barnaby refused to confirm Campion was his partner until it was known that the baby was a boy.

# ? Feb 16, 2018 04:50

Negative Entropy: Nov 30, 2009

Spill soon fellow Stalker

Anidav posted:

Deputy Prime Minister Peter Dutton

Suddenly Joyce doesn't seem so bad.

# ? Feb 16, 2018 04:53

You Am I: May 20, 2001; Me @ your poasting

Coq au Nandos posted:

Hi guys here is my opinion on the latest political scandal also who else wants to gently caress this newsreader

Would I?

# ? Feb 16, 2018 05:10

Zenithe: Feb 25, 2013; _{Ask not to whom the Anidavatar belongs; it belongs to thee.}

ewe2 posted:

What kind of traitor has pie without tomato sauce.

# ? Feb 16, 2018 06:00

birdstrike: Oct 30, 2008; i;m gay

the sauce is already inside the pie you lackwits

# ? Feb 16, 2018 06:02

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Tomato sauce has the highest sugar percentage of anything other than straight sugar. Tomatoes are not meant to taste sweet.

# ? Feb 16, 2018 06:04

iajanus: Aug 17, 2004; NUMBER 1 QUEENSLAND SUPPORTER
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I'm eating a pie so clearly in interested in good healthy choices

# ? Feb 16, 2018 06:05

birdstrike: Oct 30, 2008; i;m gay

iajanus posted:

I'm eating a pie so clearly in interested in good healthy choices

not hsp voting 1

# ? Feb 16, 2018 06:07

ewe2: Jul 1, 2009

Birdstrike posted:

the sauce is already inside the pie you lackwits

How the gently caress can you not tell sauce from gravy.

# ? Feb 16, 2018 06:15

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Birdstrike posted:

not hsp voting 1

hsp with tomato sauce is haram

i should know

i ordered it by accident

# ? Feb 16, 2018 06:16

masterpine: Dec 3, 2014

Every now and then i hit up my fourn'twenty with sriracha cock sauce. Real good stuff. Would make Dutton blush.

# ? Feb 16, 2018 06:24

Tokamak: Dec 22, 2004

Lid posted:

Tomato sauce has the highest sugar percentage of anything other than straight sugar. Tomatoes are not meant to taste sweet.

I use a tomato sauce which substitutes some of the sugar for an artificial sweetener. Turns out that it is pretty easy to hide the sweetener aftertaste in tomato sauce. It still has too much sugar in it though.

# ? Feb 16, 2018 06:25

Endman: May 18, 2010; That is not dead which can eternal lie, And with strange aeons even anime may die

Put tomato sauce on your curried chicken pie because you hate yourself

# ? Feb 16, 2018 06:25

NTRabbit: Aug 15, 2012; i wear this armour to protect myself from the histrionics of hysterical women

bitches

https://twitter.com/MrBaneBlade/status/964351951340150786

# ? Feb 16, 2018 06:27

Smegmatron: Apr 23, 2003; I hate to advocate emptyquoting or shitposting to anyone, but they've always worked for me.

Lid posted:

hsp with tomato sauce is haram

i should know

i ordered it by accident

My hot take on HSPs is that they�re better without chilli sauce because the chilli sauce most kebab places use tastes like poo poo and the only reason people ever included it in the first place is performative masculinity.

Tomato sauce is trash though.

# ? Feb 16, 2018 06:27

Teddybear: May 16, 2009; Look! A teddybear doll!
It's soooo cute!

Is the talk of a spill solid, or is it hypothetical? I think my favorite aspect of Australian politics is that suddenly there can be a new leader of the country on like twelve hours notice.

# ? Feb 16, 2018 06:36

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Dimebag: Jul 12, 2004

Teddybear posted:

Is the talk of a spill solid, or is it hypothetical? I think my favorite aspect of Australian politics is that suddenly there can be a new leader of the country on like twelve hours notice.

If it was a full sitting day it could be done in time it takes to drive from Parliament house to the GGs house, post party vote. 12 hours would be a leasurly pace.

# ? Feb 16, 2018 06:39

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