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Mu Zeta
Oct 17, 2002

Me crush ass to dust

ExecuDork posted:

Yes. And he will be murdered in a way that creates a new category of war crime.

Kim Jong Un had his half-brother killed. The hit was carried out with VX. A couple of random young women in Malasia were recruited by N. Korean agents pretending to be running a reality TV prank show: "Smear this goo on the face of that man over there! It will be hilarious!".

VX is a chemical weapon that has been completely banned everywhere. Simple possession of ANY amount is automatically considered an atrocity; actually using it to kill people is grounds for national governments around the world to start making plans to invade your country (obviously most of these discussions amount to nothing, but you do get some infamy).

So I'm gonna say that KJU-impersonator is going to die in a way inspired by a James Bond movie.

Those women knew exactly what they were doing. They ran to the restroom to wash it off their hands immediately after.

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3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Shnag posted:

Apparently you are a psychopath who lusts to hurt animals who slightly inconvenience you.

Any obstruction right after a busy escalator is actually dangerous to whoever uses that escalator, because sudden stops at the end of a conveyor belt are not something you want.

Of course you can just pick the cat up and move it, no need to kick it.

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you
I'd probably start by scooting it gently with my foot but I don't know anything about cats

Sulla Faex
May 14, 2010

No man ever did me so much good, or enemy so much harm, but I repaid him with ENDLESS SHITPOSTING
I would step past the cat and move on with my life, because I'm no hero. I've come to accept that. You guys out there - you're the real heroes

Feonir
Mar 30, 2011

Ask me about aquatic cocaine transportation and by-standard management.
https://i.imgur.com/Kylooch.mp4

sudonim
Oct 6, 2005
Holy poo poo that self-toppling SUV clip is delicious.

Burning_Monk
Jan 11, 2005
Mad, Bad, and Dangerous to know
Pretty sure that is attempted murder.

Dillbag
Mar 4, 2007

Click here to join Lem Lee in the Hell Of Being Cut To Pieces
Nap Ghost
Would have preferred a double car wreck since it looked like the other guy spat into the SUV before walking away.

Goa Tse-tung
Feb 11, 2008

;3

Yams Fan

Dillbag posted:

Would have preferred a double car wreck since it looked like the other guy spat into the SUV before walking away.

also: driving a BMW


granted, the best possible BMW, but, you know

OBR
Apr 9, 2009

biracial bear for uncut posted:

Would've kicked the poo poo out of that cat.

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Douglas Dinsdale
Oct 13, 2006

ExecuDork posted:

Kim Jong Un had his half-brother killed.

This is Kim Jong Un.


This is his half-brother who was purportedly assassinated.


Apparently, some clever wag shopped the image to make the half-bro more one with the people.


And one of S. Korea's main TV station didn't bother checking the veracity of the source photo and aired it on the news.

Such Fun
May 6, 2013
 

Cutiefrootie

WeedlordGoku69
Feb 12, 2015

by Cyrano4747

HOW IN THE gently caress

HOW

:psyduck:

WeedlordGoku69
Feb 12, 2015

by Cyrano4747
I can safely say I'll no longer get mad at weird-rear end physics bugs in GTA because clearly they're perfectly loving accurate to reality, seriously how the hell did that SUV just randomly flip into the air like that

e: ok I slow-mo'd this in an attempt to figure out what the hell, and ahahahaha what the gently caress

the SUV flipped because it tried to run over the other guy's loving hood, causing the tire to bounce back into the air and topple the SUV over (I'm guessing because this wasn't actually something the driver intended to do and he went "OH poo poo" and cut the wheel when he realized)

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goatsestretchgoals
Jun 4, 2011

Inescapable Duck posted:

I would have done my usual procedure for a cat being annoying; pick it up and pet it and call it silly names and wave it around randomly until it flees out of sheer embarrassment.

I have a kitten and the best way to make him gently caress off somewhere else in the house when he's being annoying is to pick him up and hug/pet him until he struggles free and runs off.

#pethacks

SpacePig
Apr 4, 2007

Hold that pose.
I've gotta get something.

LORD OF BOOTY posted:

I can safely say I'll no longer get mad at weird-rear end physics bugs in GTA because clearly they're perfectly loving accurate to reality, seriously how the hell did that SUV just randomly flip into the air like that

e: ok I slow-mo'd this in an attempt to figure out what the hell, and ahahahaha what the gently caress

the SUV flipped because it tried to run over the other guy's loving hood, causing the tire to bounce back into the air and topple the SUV over (I'm guessing because this wasn't actually something the driver intended to do and he went "OH poo poo" and cut the wheel when he realized)

They basically were either trying hurt the guy, gently caress up his door, or just do some cosmetic damage by bumping his car. Instead what they did was basically drive up his car, and drove up it so hard and fast that they flipped. It's insane, and really shouldn't happen, but people in SUVs often don't know how easy it is to just tip them over.

Admiral Joeslop
Jul 8, 2010




SUVs are also notoriously top heavy; I don't know the exact details but it involves the weight at the top and the wheelbase. The bigger tires in this instance didn't help, as a lower car would've just impacted the fender.

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

This is so beautiful.

SpacePig
Apr 4, 2007

Hold that pose.
I've gotta get something.
I wish I knew the context of that exchange, though, because it's not often that there's a BMW in a gif and the schadenfreude isn't on them. It's a weird feeling.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

Cat was heading that way anyways.

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bring back old gbs
Feb 28, 2007

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
You can see the moment it happens, the rear left tire flat-ish on the bottom, suspension working as intended, though likely pushed to it's limits:



Driver probably panics, jerks the wheel but the weight of the vehicle is forcing the steering in the direction the wheels are already inclined, steering in the other direction would require fighting the entire weight of the vehicle.


Nose dips to the front left, giving the rear left suspension a chance to pop back. The tires are past the fulcrum point now, the vehicle is now resting on the side walls of the tires and the front wheels aren't anywhere near the angle they need to be turned to fight that. None of this should be possible but the engine being so high and the tires being so huge relative to how skinny the vehicle actually is...

:discourse:Game over.

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Some Pinko Commie
Jun 9, 2009

CNC! Easy as 1️⃣2️⃣3️⃣!

modedit to remove multiple gifs of animal abuse, including the quoted image.

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canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you
What is wrong with you?

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

:bisonyes:

gschmidl
Sep 3, 2011

watch with knife hands

canyoneer posted:

What is wrong with you?

Yeah, this is the schadenfreude thread, not the "loving assholes abusing animals" thread.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
:smithcloud:

Rockman Reserve
Oct 2, 2007

"Carbons? Purge? What are you talking about?!"

biracial bear for uncut posted:


And a little something for dogs.



and now garbage will rain down on us all

dumb.
Apr 11, 2014

-=💀=-

Don't.

U-DO Burger
Nov 12, 2007




drat this guy is so edgy

U-DO Burger
Nov 12, 2007




now post adults hurting children for no reason

i promise it will trigger all the libs itt

WoodrowSkillson
Feb 24, 2005

*Gestures at 60 years of Lions history*


Nice post Dahmer

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Wendell
May 11, 2003

Ban that guy.

Rockman Reserve
Oct 2, 2007

"Carbons? Purge? What are you talking about?!"

Wendell posted:

Ban that guy.

Ariong
Jun 25, 2012

Get bashed, platonist!

I wonder what the thought process behind that post was.

EDIT: Oh, if you're reading this after a mod edits it and all the idiots quoting it, it's four of gifs of animals getting kicked. One fake, one real, two questionable.

vv I do like the sun one. vv

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Rockman Reserve
Oct 2, 2007

"Carbons? Purge? What are you talking about?!"

The obviously fake one is from The Good Place, the only good sitcom of the last decade. It is funny and worth watching. It does not endorse kicking dogs into the sun.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://i.imgur.com/NnsBkbr.mp4

https://i.imgur.com/1OXH78U.mp4

https://i.imgur.com/75Rrj6g.mp4

https://i.imgur.com/PZZUdOY.mp4

https://i.imgur.com/96kWDh8.mp4

https://i.imgur.com/sOtHVVU.mp4

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https://i.imgur.com/LF2Gzd6.mp4

Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007

Wendell posted:

Ban that guy.

U-DO Burger
Nov 12, 2007





That is a seriously impressive ricochet

bring back old gbs
Feb 28, 2007

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
schadenfreude is watching a forum popularized for satirizing 9/11 in real time atrophy into pearlclutching fainting chair enthusiasts, tripping over themselves to demonstrate exactly how high of a pedestal they view the world from while they quote and multiply the amount of abused animals visible in the thread.

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Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007
whoa, is it still 2002 where you are?

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