PYF Memes: the jift that keeps on jivving

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Irradiation: Sep 14, 2005; I understand your frustration.

# ? Feb 16, 2018 23:16

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# ? May 17, 2024 02:04

Say Nothing: Mar 5, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

# ? Feb 16, 2018 23:38

Biplane: Jul 18, 2005

Kill me, Pete

# ? Feb 16, 2018 23:59

euphronius: Feb 18, 2009

Irradiation posted:

Hahahahahah

# ? Feb 17, 2018 00:08

Judge Schnoopy: Nov 2, 2005; dont even TRY it, pal

Irradiation posted:

good god

# ? Feb 17, 2018 00:30

theflyingorc: Jun 28, 2008; ANY GOOD OPINIONS THIS POSTER CLAIMS TO HAVE ARE JUST PROOF THAT BULLYING WORKS; Young Orc

Ignoranus posted:

Yeah, Sesame Street memes are never well written. The phrasing is always awkward and clunky and consequently fails to be funny in anything other than LOL MONKEY CHEESE FACE DOWN IN THE MUD IN VIET loving NAM

You say that about 3 of the only funny ones?

Those are good

# ? Feb 17, 2018 01:17

MageMage: Feb 11, 2007; I SUCK AND LOVE TO YELL PERFORMATIVE HOT TAKES AND NONSENSE LIES WHEN I GET WORKED UP. SOMETIMES AUTOBANNED IS BETTER. MAYBE ONE DAY WHEN I STORM OFF I'LL ACTUALLY STOP SHITTING UP THE SITE FOR REAL

Why is Kitboga not more popular?

(Skip to 1:40 pro click)

https://youtu.be/8HHsHJaSCNA

# ? Feb 17, 2018 01:28

3D Megadoodoo: Nov 25, 2010

MageMage posted:

(Skip to 1:40 pro click)

Don't.

# ? Feb 17, 2018 01:33

freeedr: Feb 21, 2005

Jerry Cotton posted:

Don't.

Thanks, dodged a bullet

# ? Feb 17, 2018 02:10

Sormus: Jul 24, 2007; PREVENT SPACE-AIDS
sanitize your lovebot
between users

# ? Feb 17, 2018 02:24

Kheldarn: Feb 17, 2011

# ? Feb 17, 2018 02:39

Who What Now: Sep 10, 2006; by Azathoth

Sormus posted:

This one is so good

# ? Feb 17, 2018 03:00

Partial Octopus: Feb 4, 2006

Kheldarn posted:

Modern references really make these funnier than the original Antique roadshow memes.

# ? Feb 17, 2018 03:20

Shrapnig: Jan 21, 2005

Give me more Antiques Roadshow memes, they're my favorite.

The Cambell's Soup cans were actually valued at $2k each since they're signed by Andy Warhol lol.

Shrapnig has a new favorite as of 03:37 on Feb 17, 2018

# ? Feb 17, 2018 03:31

Erebus: Jul 13, 2001; Okay... Keep your head, Steve boy...

Sormus posted:

rude

# ? Feb 17, 2018 06:06

MizPiz: May 29, 2013; by Athanatos

# ? Feb 17, 2018 06:22

Second Hand Meat Mouth: Sep 12, 2001

MizPiz posted:

# ? Feb 17, 2018 06:24

Ariong: Jun 25, 2012; Get bashed, platonist!

I�m on my phone, could someone please post the Original Magna Carta antiques roadshow meme? That one�s my favorite.

# ? Feb 17, 2018 06:38

The Glumslinger: Sep 24, 2008; Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?; Hair Elf

MizPiz posted:

# ? Feb 17, 2018 08:24

its curtains for Kevin: Nov 14, 2011; Fruit is proof that the gods exist and love us.

Just kidding!

Life is meaningless

MizPiz posted:

lock the thread

# ? Feb 17, 2018 10:48

Healbot: Jul 7, 2006; very very very fucjable
very vywr very

MizPiz posted:

# ? Feb 17, 2018 12:24

Zzulu: May 15, 2009; (â°ËvËâ°)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p7LHIiSC9h0

# ? Feb 17, 2018 14:18

Warbird: May 23, 2012; America's Favorite Dumbass

MizPiz posted:

Gawddrat

# ? Feb 17, 2018 16:39

Chef Bourgeoisie: Oct 9, 2016; by Reene

# ? Feb 17, 2018 16:50

Mr. Bad Guy: Jun 28, 2006

I don't know how the maymay thread feels about text maymays, but in case you didn't know,

Kharn the Betrayer was a pretty cool guy.

quote:

As I always say, Kh�rn the Betrayer was pretty fun to be around, and contrary to popular belief he actually had a sense of humor as well. Probably the best example was in the middle of the campaign during a sweeping of an Imperial Guard command post, with Khorne Berserkers and our Red Rivers company marching directly into the defensive fire. The closer we got, the more apparent it became that the only thing holding the Guardsmen together was a grizzled looking Commissar in full uniform, one gun turned on us and another firing on any of his men who looked like running.

Kh�rn was at the tip of the assault, and so he got to the Commissar first, plucking the screaming officer up by the neck and holding him over his head.

Then, out of nowhere one of the other berserkers grabs the Commissar's legs and roars "MAKE A WISH!". Well, as you can imagine everyone on both sides forgets about the fight, and watches Kh�rn and this other Khorne-worshiping marine just start pulling on this Commissar at both ends, the old man screaming out oaths and curses like you wouldn't believe! You could almost hear the sound of flesh tearing and bone snapping over the cheering.

Then, Kh�rn just let go. Totally not expecting it and pulling with all his might, the Khorne Berserker just falls backwards and starts tumbling with the near dead Commissar into a damaged hellhound, his armor grating off it and sparking!

Well, after the explosion we all turned back to Kh�rn, who had managed to keep a hold of the Commissar's fancy hat. Ol' Kh�rn put it on, and damned if it wasn't the funniest thing any of us had ever seen... till he turned to us and bellowed "I'M THE NEW COMMISSAR" at us.

They tell me five thousand traitor guardsmen died that day before someone could take that hat off him.

What a kidder!

There's a whole series of these:

https://1d4chan.org/wiki/Kharn

Mr. Bad Guy has a new favorite as of 17:08 on Feb 17, 2018

# ? Feb 17, 2018 16:54

Randaconda: Jul 3, 2014; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

# ? Feb 17, 2018 20:15

Randaconda: Jul 3, 2014; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

https://i.imgur.com/AJJ5Uip.mp4

# ? Feb 17, 2018 20:18

Randaconda: Jul 3, 2014; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

# ? Feb 17, 2018 20:24

Samuringa: Mar 27, 2017; Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

Randaconda posted:

https://twitter.com/ojedge/status/557433580343664641

This is more on my level :v:

# ? Feb 17, 2018 21:19

Randaconda: Jul 3, 2014; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

# ? Feb 17, 2018 23:24

Say Nothing: Mar 5, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

# ? Feb 17, 2018 23:27

Mr. Bad Guy: Jun 28, 2006

lol Randaconda who's cheerios did you poo poo in?

# ? Feb 17, 2018 23:33

The Bloop: Jul 5, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

Say Nothing posted:

I can't explain why but lol

# ? Feb 17, 2018 23:34

Guy Mann: Mar 28, 2016; by Lowtax

quote:

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3D Megadoodoo: Nov 25, 2010

God I think pengiuns are cool but also strutses.

# ? Feb 18, 2018 00:04

Android Apocalypse: Apr 28, 2009; The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE; Illegal Hen

# ? Feb 18, 2018 00:11

Paint Crop Pro: Mar 22, 2007; Find someone who values you like Rick Spielman values 7th round picks.

Say Nothing posted:

# ? Feb 18, 2018 00:55

Ms Adequate: Oct 30, 2011; Baby even when I'm dead and gone
You will always be my only one, my only one
When the night is calling
No matter who I become
You will always be my only one, my only one, my only one
When the night is calling