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bradzilla posted:Buttholes are nasty. Butts are glorious. We crawl deeper and deeper into the rear end generation by generation
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# ? Feb 16, 2018 21:43 |
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# ? May 10, 2024 15:30 |
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A clean butthole is fine to stick your tongue in and around. Now, licking that thing after she spent your entire show dancing in vinyl pants....that takes a real man. A Good BoyfriendTM
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# ? Feb 17, 2018 00:26 |
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Solice Kirsk posted:A clean butthole is fine to stick your tongue in and around. Now, licking that thing after she spent your entire show dancing in vinyl pants....that takes a real man. A Good BoyfriendTM TAKE 👏 A 👏 SHOWER 👏
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# ? Feb 17, 2018 00:40 |
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If you really think putting a dick or a pussy in your mouth is less gross than tonguing a clean butthole you are an idiot and don’t understand how bacteria works. No one is advocating you munch a poopy booty, you barbarians. Also your sphincter is like a braid of 5,000 nerve endings, which is more per centimeter than the wiener. LoL I remember my last girlfriend the first night we tried butt stuff, it was her first time even though she was 8 years older than I was and she was like “ok what do I do?” “Uh, like take a shower and make sure you’re good to go?” “Like how?” “Dude aren’t you a nurse? Like just make sure there isn’t a round in the chamber and we gucci.” “A round in the chamber” is something my army buddies used to say. What I’m saying is you only live once and everyone is gonna be talking about butt stuff when you get to heaven, but nobody will wanna gently caress anymore because you’ll have shed your meat shell.
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# ? Feb 17, 2018 02:24 |
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ok
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# ? Feb 17, 2018 02:26 |
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"Give me crack and anal sex" --Leonard Cohen
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# ? Feb 17, 2018 06:36 |
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Hopper posted:Hmm why does the hubbie object to her staying with the LAPD overnight? Must be pretty safe.
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# ? Feb 17, 2018 10:51 |
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A Strange Aeon posted:"Give me crack and anal sex"
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# ? Feb 17, 2018 14:43 |
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ugh sorry about this guysquote:Puppetmaster here. Recently set my sights on a bigger target, the man himself for reasons only I will know. gently caress Apple quote:I('m uncle goon. Posted twice maybe a while ago. I don't think I ever had a codeword, mostly because my confession isn't about some puppetmaster or the 5 goons who apparently work in the White House. And an immediate followup: quote:Sorry I just wanted to finish off by saying that I really really want to cry. I wantr to break down and cry and snot and snob everywhere. And I can't. That part of my mind was just so broken down when I was a teenager and now im sitting here like a moron trying to give msyelf the space to cry. Jeez I'm really sorry to say that I'm not really sure which was your original confession, there have been a whole bunch of creepy molester uncle ones I'm sorry that this all happened to you, but I'm glad you're getting some closure now. Getting it off your chest via the thread might help, but you might want to figure out how to get the resources to see a therapist (this goes for your brother too). They have sliding-scale prices sometimes, for people who need help but can't get it.
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# ? Feb 17, 2018 16:58 |
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loquacius posted:ugh sorry about this guys Yeah, I thought it was the one who got a boner when his niece sat on his lap goon.
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# ? Feb 17, 2018 18:00 |
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Taking advantage of a brief period of available WiFi in my mother-in-law's farmhouse to post les feshesquote:I wish I was asexual. I mean What was your goal in therapy? Was it to stop wanting to jerk off? Because yeah therapy can't do that, but you're kinda burying the lede here. Your really hosed-up attitudes toward sex sound like a much bigger problem in your life. I think you should reenter therapy with the goal of getting yourself to a place where you can experience intimacy with a dedicated romantic partner. That's hard but doable, and you'll come out the other side with a more fulfilling life. But remember, you have to want to change. Anyway here's a silly story about a ghost roommate quote:Although this will sound like a joke, it’s not. My apartment is haunted by the ghost of Vincent Price.
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# ? Feb 18, 2018 14:39 |
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the Blackwell series reboot looks loving awesome
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# ? Feb 18, 2018 15:05 |
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I sensibly chuckled at the Ready Player One part. Good fesh
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# ? Feb 18, 2018 15:22 |
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I belive in ghosts and I want Ghostwhisperer goon to ask Vincent Price his opinion on modern horror movies compared to his era of them. Also I'm gonna assume this is what the goon in that confesh looks like: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PrKYSL2_psQ
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# ? Feb 18, 2018 18:08 |
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the cooking ghost of Vincent Price!
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# ? Feb 19, 2018 09:09 |
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ITT: people stealth market testing their wacky sitcom ideas.
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# ? Feb 19, 2018 09:16 |
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Vincent Price my new favorite fesh ever.
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# ? Feb 19, 2018 10:59 |
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I would absolutely watch the mellow slice of life drama about this goon hanging out with the ghost of Vincent Price
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# ? Feb 19, 2018 11:41 |
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I want a dead celebrity prep cook ghost.
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# ? Feb 19, 2018 13:40 |
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There is a Rifftrax of House on Haunted Hill on there website and also steaming on their Twitch!
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# ? Feb 19, 2018 13:55 |
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Well that took several weeks but I finally caught up after reading every confession in this thread. I have come to the conclusion that: A. Therapy would be extremely useful in like 90% of these confessions. B. Puppet master goon is a tool. C. Therapy goon should give us more detail on wtf happened. Good reads, except the alien/ghost/government conspiracy poo poo. Keep that poo poo in the creative writing threads.
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# ? Feb 19, 2018 21:57 |
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Errr....this basically is a creative writing thread.
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# ? Feb 19, 2018 21:58 |
Dear Penthouse...
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# ? Feb 20, 2018 05:35 |
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I confess, I don't understand how this many people can afford therapy. From multiple therapists, multiple times. I'm not trying to discourage anyone who needs it from getting it, but I guess I don't make as much money as I thought I did.
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# ? Feb 20, 2018 11:22 |
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Animal-Mother posted:I confess, I don't understand how this many people can afford therapy. From multiple therapists, multiple times. I'm not trying to discourage anyone who needs it from getting it, but I guess I don't make as much money as I thought I did. If you live in a major city, you can find Therapy through a variety of outlets. Most colleges have a mental health office that employs interns working on their Masters or Doctorate and you can get in with them. Depending on the kinds of trauma you might have access to other free care. In Philly, for example, my therapist was a PhD student I saw for $10 an hour 2-3 times a week, and there were support systems in place for women and children who were victims of sex crimes including private therapy provided by the state. For Rural Areas is recommended heading to the nearest college/university or contacting a local social services agency and seeing what options they have. In general mental healthcare is prohibitively expensive but I promise you’ll find something if you look, I was so glad when I finally took the plunge to investigate and found something I could afford on peanuts. Also a lot of lovely corporate healthcare plans cover a variety of therapies which is how they justify gouging your pay so hard for it.
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# ? Feb 20, 2018 13:11 |
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Or just go to a bar and talk to the bartender. It's what they're there for. Well, that and making drinks, obviously.
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# ? Feb 20, 2018 14:53 |
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Solice Kirsk posted:Or just go to a bar and talk to the bartender. It's what they're there for. Well, that and making drinks, obviously.
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# ? Feb 20, 2018 15:11 |
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Solice Kirsk posted:Or just go to a bar and talk to the bartender. It's what they're there for. Well, that and making drinks, obviously. I used to work in a bar and was always baffled by the amount of times people would confess the weirdest stuff or tell me their troubles. Why? I don't want to be your friend or confidant - I'm here to sell you booze. It's never occurred to me to start telling barstaff anything about me when I'm the customer. Just weird.
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# ? Feb 20, 2018 16:17 |
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You were a bad bartender.
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# ? Feb 20, 2018 17:13 |
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Re: barchat, if you drink somewhere with any regularity and start to notice you're getting some drinks for free, tip half of whatever they didn't charge you. You get half price drinks, bartender gets fat tips, everyone wins! You'll also likely notice more free drinks in the future. Hot tips from retired alcoholics itt.
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# ? Feb 20, 2018 18:00 |
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There are many kinds of bartenders. The best kind is the retail-faced mid-30s Pro, they will provide top quality service and let you bare your soul and always know what you’re after. I met one of my IRL best friends this way he’s probably one of the best guys ever. The worst are the super attractive bartenders whose entire economy is being too ‘busy’ to actually pay attention to anyone and then drunk morons think better tips will give you a better chance at breaking off a piece. The men and women who do this are scumbags.
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# ? Feb 20, 2018 18:06 |
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Yeah, seriously, bar tenders are like drink therapists. Take care of them and they'll take care of you. They listen to your problems, you tip them decently, and next time you get free booze. Plus you can bone them (with consent of course) and it'll be less awkward than boning your actual therapist.
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# ? Feb 20, 2018 18:10 |
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Heads up, I'm traveling and Google locked me out of the feshmail account I PMed H.H to ask him to set the recovery email to mine so I can actually do something about this when it happens but am kinda stuck for the moment
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# ? Feb 20, 2018 18:15 |
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In my defense, I would listen if I had time (in a nightclub, you can just gently caress off. In a bar/pub, no problem). I'd never tell other people what I'd heard - that'd be rude. Also we weren't allowed to take tips (UK so no real culture of that and the owner of the club was a oval office) so I had no financial obligation in pretending I gave a drat. My job was to get your drinks as quickly as possible, in a professional manner and get on to the next one. I did find it weird when customers came on to me, but I figured it was to try and get free drinks - not a chance. My till/booze out always balanced and if it didn't, I wasn't paid enough to cover poo poo like that. Never got an order wrong, didn't kill any customers. I think I did OK. I just don't get why people would tell me things about their lives - WHY are you telling me this? What good will come of it? I do appreciate that I'm the weirdo - I'd never dream of telling strangers about my poo poo, but then I won't talk to my family about stuff. My life, my problems. Not big on the trouble shared crap.
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# ? Feb 20, 2018 18:39 |
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Please don't inflict your bullshit on poor captive members of the service industry.
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# ? Feb 20, 2018 18:50 |
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It’s healthy for people to get things off their chest and say their problems out loud. That’s why people go to therapists. It’s easy to see why sitting down and getting drunk and talking to a bartender who will just smile and nod, is easier for people than paying $150 an hour to spill your beans to a therapist who will tell you how hosed up you are.
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# ? Feb 20, 2018 18:55 |
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Me? I'm still in it - just don't work in bars anymore. I still have to deal with the glorious public, and all the joys they bring. poo poo, syringes and screaming. Odd things to find in a museum but there you go..
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# ? Feb 20, 2018 18:56 |
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I get why people do it, but it's kind of a waste. All you're going to get a "uhhuh, that sucks buddy" or incredibly obvious advice like "there's other fish in the sea" etc. If that helps people and the bartender doesn't mind, fine, but sometimes they are too needy and end up disrupting the bartender's job. Personally when I go to a bar when I'm feeling down I prefer to just stare off into space and drink what's in front of me. If I wanted/needed actual help I'd schedule an appointment with a therapist.
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# ? Feb 20, 2018 19:08 |
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vdarknight posted:Me? I'm still in it - just don't work in bars anymore. Please tell me you're a curator and that people just dump their spikes in the dinosaur exhibits.
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# ? Feb 20, 2018 19:13 |
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RCarr posted:It’s healthy for people to get things off their chest and say their problems out loud. That’s why people go to therapists. It’s easy to see why sitting down and getting drunk and talking to a bartender who will just smile and nod, is easier for people than paying $150 an hour to spill your beans to a therapist who will tell you how hosed up you are. Yeah pretty much this. Most people don't want advice, they just want to vent. Plus therapists expect you to make some actual effort and actually making the lifestyle changes is the hard part. metachronos fucked around with this message at 19:20 on Feb 20, 2018 |
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