Schadenfreude Thread: What did they think would happen?

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Volcott: Mar 30, 2010; People paying American dollars to let other people know they didn't agree with someone's position on something is the lifeblood of these forums.

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# ? Feb 17, 2018 23:26

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# ? Jun 1, 2024 17:46

Velocity Raptor: Jul 27, 2007; I MADE A PROMISE
I'LL DO ANYTHING

Randaconda posted:

https://i.imgur.com/wru0A29.mp4

"You don't gently caress with Mike, you understand me?"

Edit

\/\/ :hfive:

Velocity Raptor has a new favorite as of 23:49 on Feb 17, 2018

# ? Feb 17, 2018 23:45

Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

Randaconda posted:

https://i.imgur.com/wru0A29.mp4

Huh, so Mike was a bull.

edit:
GODDAMN IT!

# ? Feb 17, 2018 23:46

Former DILF: Jul 13, 2017

lmao the SF is coming from inside the thread

# ? Feb 17, 2018 23:49

Randaconda: Jul 3, 2014; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Former DILF posted:

lmao the SF is coming from inside the thread

I'm not upset. :yaycloud:

# ? Feb 17, 2018 23:58

RNG: Jul 9, 2009

KingSlime posted:

Maybe just mix in a few gifs that don't prominently feature sexy women getting into compromising positions or falling on their rear end just to lower the creepy factor a bit

I'd spank it to every single one of em, which why it stands out as a little too cherry picked ya know?

After hundreds of Randaconda posts I had no strong opinions, but after just one of yours I'm creeped out.

# ? Feb 18, 2018 00:04

Randaconda: Jul 3, 2014; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

RNG posted:

After hundreds of Randaconda posts I had no strong opinions, but after just one of yours I'm creeped out.

# ? Feb 18, 2018 00:05

Randaconda: Jul 3, 2014; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Velocity Raptor posted:

"You don't gently caress with Mike, you understand me?"

Edit

\/\/

I don't get it. :saddowns:

# ? Feb 18, 2018 00:05

Samuringa: Mar 27, 2017; Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

Let's balance this then, hot men freude, I'm thinking of Ladenfreude or maybe Chadenfreud.

https://i.imgur.com/tTKoYHz.mp4

https://i.imgur.com/PVGen8q.gifv

https://imgur.com/a/SWU6p

https://i.imgur.com/dmsHNjC.mp4

Topping it with a Cutie-Freude, this one's on the house.

# ? Feb 18, 2018 00:10

Sunswipe: Feb 5, 2016; by Fluffdaddy

Maybe just mix in a few gifs that don't prominently feature sexy men getting into compromising positions or falling on their rear end just to lower the creepy factor a bit

I'd spank it to every single one of em, which why it stands out as a little too cherry picked ya know?

# ? Feb 18, 2018 00:14

BlackIronHeart: Aug 2, 2004; PROCEED

The last one is legit adorable though.

# ? Feb 18, 2018 00:20

Pigsfeet on Rye: Oct 22, 2008; I'm meat on the hoof

Randaconda posted:

I don't get it.

Velocity Raptor posted:

"You don't gently caress with Mike, you understand me?"

https://i.imgur.com/wru0A29.mp4

# ? Feb 18, 2018 00:26

The Lone Badger: Sep 24, 2007

Randaconda posted:

I don't get it.

https://imgur.com/r/gifs/HgRVyTA

# ? Feb 18, 2018 00:26

Sunswipe: Feb 5, 2016; by Fluffdaddy

BlackIronHeart posted:

The last one is legit adorable though.

Yeah. And now I need to read Seanbaby's UFC articles again.

# ? Feb 18, 2018 00:27

Volcott: Mar 30, 2010; People paying American dollars to let other people know they didn't agree with someone's position on something is the lifeblood of these forums.

Samuringa posted:

Let's balance this then, hot men freude, I'm thinking of Ladenfreude or maybe Chadenfreud.

Dudenfreude. C'mon son.

# ? Feb 18, 2018 00:27

Randaconda: Jul 3, 2014; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

Thanks for the explantion, friend. :buddy:

# ? Feb 18, 2018 00:30

Memento: Aug 25, 2009; Bleak Gremlin

Sunswipe posted:

Yeah. And now I need to read Seanbaby's UFC articles again.

if you're only going to read one, make it this one.

Worst Life Ever: The Story of Kazuyuki Fujita's Skull

# ? Feb 18, 2018 00:33

Feonir: Mar 30, 2011; Ask me about aquatic cocaine transportation and by-standard management.

https://i.imgur.com/YFWxzHD.mp4

# ? Feb 18, 2018 00:37

Randaconda: Jul 3, 2014; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Feonir posted:

https://i.imgur.com/YFWxzHD.mp4

Amazing

# ? Feb 18, 2018 00:38

Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

Samuringa posted:

https://i.imgur.com/dmsHNjC.mp4

Oof. That's a brutal 4-3-6.

# ? Feb 18, 2018 00:40

Anarchist Mae: Nov 5, 2009; by Reene; Lipstick Apathy

I think Randaconda has bad opinions (I'm an SJW) and his posting is great generally. His avatar however always made me smile, and after a bad day that counts for something. So if it's too much to ask, can we have it back please?

I'd do it myself but I'm broke and it's been a real bad day.

# ? Feb 18, 2018 01:15

Transmogrifier: Dec 10, 2004; Systems at max!; Lipstick Apathy

Feonir posted:

https://i.imgur.com/YFWxzHD.mp4

Haha, I love the dad freaking out and telling the kid to hurry up. You can see the gator swimming up and man, the way the camera just holds on it. I swear there's an extra haughtiness to its swim.

# ? Feb 18, 2018 01:16

bring back old gbs: Feb 28, 2007; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Trig Discipline posted:

That looks like Acropora palmata, and if so she needs to watch her drat self. It�s critically endangered.

also isn't coral basically like razor blade sandpaper? I thought it was super easy to get cut on it

# ? Feb 18, 2018 01:16

Memento: Aug 25, 2009; Bleak Gremlin

Randaconda posted:

Amazing

check your PMs

# ? Feb 18, 2018 01:29

Randaconda: Jul 3, 2014; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Measly Twerp posted:

I think Randaconda has bad opinions (I'm an SJW) and his posting is great generally. His avatar however always made me smile, and after a bad day that counts for something. So if it's too much to ask, can we have it back please?

I'd do it myself but I'm broke and it's been a real bad day.

I don't hate SJWs, I just think some of them do more harm than good.

# ? Feb 18, 2018 01:42

Say Nothing: Mar 5, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

Memento posted:

if you're only going to read one, make it this one.

Worst Life Ever: The Story of Kazuyuki Fujita's Skull

quote:

Alistair Overeem is a Dutch kickboxer who looks like someone at Marvel comics drew a man genetically engineered to gently caress your girlfriend

Seanbaby is the best writer.

# ? Feb 18, 2018 02:01

Memento: Aug 25, 2009; Bleak Gremlin

Feonir posted:

https://i.imgur.com/YFWxzHD.mp4

SO LONG AND THANKS
FOR ALL THE FISH

# ? Feb 18, 2018 02:07

Slugnoid: Jun 23, 2006; Nap Ghost

a reporter plays a round of involuntary russian roulette

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ilWYUBjD6po&t=38s

# ? Feb 18, 2018 02:08

Rondette: Nov 4, 2009; Your friendly neighbourhood Postie.; Grimey Drawer

Transmogrifier posted:

Haha, I love the dad freaking out and telling the kid to hurry up. You can see the gator swimming up and man, the way the camera just holds on it. I swear there's an extra haughtiness to its swim.

..and that kid has a much better story than 'I caught a fish' and he has video proof too!

# ? Feb 18, 2018 02:14

Trig Discipline: Jun 3, 2008; Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.; Grimey Drawer

Icon Of Sin posted:

Some corals will sting you for touching them, too! Fire coral supposedly burns something fierce, it�s the same kind of sting that jellyfish can give.

Oh man, I have had so many fuckin' fire coral burns you don't even know. They only burn for a few minutes, but they can scar you for a while as well.

bring back old gbs posted:

also isn't coral basically like razor blade sandpaper? I thought it was super easy to get cut on it

A lot of coral is quite sharp, yeah. That particular stuff is relatively tame on that front, but you could still get a decent case of road rash from it.

# ? Feb 18, 2018 02:36