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That's not Synthol, this guy just masturbates a lot. EDIT: Serious answer: He has Klippel–Trénaunay syndrome and is an Arm Wrestler. EDIT 2: What ToxicSlurpee said. PaulBearer has a new favorite as of 10:25 on Feb 18, 2018 |
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I forget his name but if memory serves that guy's arm is actually kind of defect that makes that arm way bigger than the other. So he turned it into an advantage by becoming a competitive arm wrestler. Apparently his freakishly huge arm gives him a big advantage in his weight class.
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Feb 18, 2018 10:22
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Rumda posted:Pluto/Hades always seems to get a bad rap his brothers and nephews raped countless mortals and gods he kidnaps one goddess and it's all anyone remembers... Every single Roman/Greek deity was an absolute rear end in a top hat to someone sometime.
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Feb 18, 2018 10:28
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Clitch posted:Every single Roman/Greek deity was an absolute rear end in a top hat to someone sometime. Hephaestus was pretty cool.
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Feb 18, 2018 10:35
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Hephaestus’ wife Aphrodite despised him & slept around, much to his consternation. Hephaestus was the original cuck.
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Feb 18, 2018 10:38
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Clitch posted:Every single Roman/Greek deity was an absolute rear end in a top hat to someone sometime. Every Greek god rapes somebody, sometime Even Hera raped that guy that one time Someone on Olympus just told me, My sometime is now ...
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Feb 18, 2018 10:49
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https://twitter.com/cashbonez/status/965159799179567105
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Feb 18, 2018 10:50
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Hjalmar posted:The fact that we're finally at a point where someone put an advertisement in space is viscerally upsetting to me. https://mashable.com/2018/01/25/rocket-lab-humanity-star-bad-for-astronomy/ quote:On Thursday, the rocket company Rocket Lab announced that it had secretly launched the Humanity Star, a satellite in the shape of a reflective sphere that effectively works as a disco ball and could at times become the brightest object in the night sky. quote:Just after Rocket Lab announced the surprise launch of the satellite, many astronomers tweeted their annoyance that the New Zealand-based company would build and launch this bright object.
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Feb 18, 2018 11:10
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Knormal posted:Better than this "The Humanity Star is intended to serve as a focal point for humanity as every single person on Earth will have the opportunity to see and experience it," the collective nightmare of a night sky with no perceptible objects is finally over
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Feb 18, 2018 11:32
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Knormal posted:Better than this Elon Musk's next publicity stunt; A SpaceX test-flight 'accident' ramming the drat thing out of the sky nine months early.
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Feb 18, 2018 12:24
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The humanity star isn’t up there for long and only shines brightly briefly like iridium satellites. That article is dumb as heck
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Feb 18, 2018 12:37
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Feb 18, 2018 13:05
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I am extremely outraged that things go into space. We don't have enough things to begin with, and we just launch them willy-nilly in every direction. Why not pull things from space to Earth? Wouldn't it be better to have more things here?
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Feb 18, 2018 13:06
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Paladinus posted:I am extremely outraged that things go into space. We don't have enough things to begin with, and we just launch them willy-nilly in every direction. Why not pull things from space to Earth? Wouldn't it be better to have more things here? Pull one of those asteroids loaded with resources
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Feb 18, 2018 13:08
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Randaconda posted:Pull one of those asteroids loaded with resources Yeah, but make sure you tell people when you do it. You don't wanna miss a thing.
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Feb 18, 2018 13:12
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:'Rape' meant 'abduction' in that context Yeah that's probably about what I would have carved at age 23. Except, you know, not as good.
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Feb 18, 2018 13:51
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Pffft, fuckin astronomers. They won't be happy until the sun burns out and they can give weird number names to all the tiny little dots in the universe. The jerks.
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Feb 18, 2018 14:12
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Clitch posted:Every single Roman/Greek deity was an absolute rear end in a top hat to someone sometime. Hestia/Vesta was pretty chill.
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Feb 18, 2018 14:30
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Feb 18, 2018 14:32
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Before anyone asks, they are novelty hulk hands.
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Feb 18, 2018 14:52
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uhhh they look more like big pastries
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Feb 18, 2018 15:02
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Captain America was the first movie he was in that I actually think of him walking away with a banana sticking out of his butt while I watching it.
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Feb 18, 2018 15:09
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Peanut Butler posted:uhhh they look more like big pastries I'm thinking Doritos
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Feb 18, 2018 15:12
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Wrong crustaceans, but I got you covered. 
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Feb 18, 2018 15:36
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Tasteful Dickpic posted:You don't wanna miss a thing. OK, OK, I'll give you that one 
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Feb 18, 2018 16:01
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Phlegmish posted:Do you mean like Ringworld, except without all the beastiality Sounds more like Rama, technically.
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Feb 18, 2018 20:49
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I didn't realize it was depicting rape, just thought the detail was funny good
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Feb 18, 2018 21:46
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KoRMaK posted:I didn't realize it was depicting rape, just thought the detail was funny good Greek and Roman mythology are about 100% rape.
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Feb 18, 2018 21:48
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KoRMaK posted:I didn't realize it was depicting rape, just thought the detail was funny good The detail is incredible, yes. This is a fabulous piece of statuary, where the look of soft flesh is reproduced in hard stone. It speaks of great skill and artistry. It's amazing. It's also god-on-god rape. Oh, classic mythology.
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Feb 18, 2018 21:52
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Fun fact (with no evidence whatsoever) time! Medusa, the monster, came about because she was raped by Poseidon, so Athena thought the appropriate action was to to turn the most beautiful woman in the world into said monster. But the brave, heroic Perseus crept up on her whilst she was asleep and took off her head. That'll learn her. If you are so beautiful that Gods cannot help but rape you, you should become utterly horrifying (petrifying, maybe) and then decapitated. I'm not sure why this isn't taught in self-defence classes. Tho' as a benefit, your spilled blood will become a flying horse and a giant - always useful.
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Feb 18, 2018 22:33
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Don't forget Stheno and Euryale. If you're the sister of the most beautiful woman in the world who is being punished for being raped by Poseidon, then you're also getting turned into a horrible monster, but you're immortal and your sister isn't.
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Feb 18, 2018 22:42
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Arachnea was so good at weaving that she said she could beat the Gods themselves. Athena was like "nuh-uh" and she was like "uh uh" so they had a weaving duel, and she did beat the Goddess so she was like "Well if you're so good at weaving then how about you weave for the rest of your life?"  and turned her into a spider.
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Feb 18, 2018 22:43
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RoboRodent posted:Don't forget Stheno and Euryale. If you're the sister of the most beautiful woman in the world who is being punished for being raped by Poseidon, then you're also getting turned into a horrible monster, but you're immortal and your sister isn't. Samuringa posted:Arachnea was so good at weaving that she said she could beat the Gods themselves. Athena was like "nuh-uh" and she was like "uh uh" so they had a weaving duel, and she did beat the Goddess so she was like "Well if you're so good at weaving then how about you weave for the rest of your life?" Looks like being completely mediocre is the way to go. Everything's coming up Milhouse.
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Feb 18, 2018 22:49
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There just aren't enough weaving duels any more. 
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Feb 18, 2018 22:51
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Stoatbringer posted:There just aren't enough weaving duels any more. Maybe but we do have Hugo Weaving duels. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DT3GnJStVEw
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Feb 18, 2018 22:55
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Samuringa posted:Arachnea was so good at weaving that she said she could beat the Gods themselves. Athena was like "nuh-uh" and she was like "uh uh" so they had a weaving duel, and she did beat the Goddess so she was like "Well if you're so good at weaving then how about you weave for the rest of your life?"
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This is blowing my mind.
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Samuringa posted:Arachnea was so good at weaving that she said she could beat the Gods themselves. Athena was like "nuh-uh" and she was like "uh uh" so they had a weaving duel, and she did beat the Goddess so she was like "Well if you're so good at weaving then how about you weave for the rest of your life?" That was also undeniably better than Athena's thing, of course.
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