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Villain: Well, Mister Bibs, thank you for accepting my dinner invitation. I expect you'll find the food.... to die for! *villain removes cover from plate of hotdogs* Bibs, uncontrollably shoving hotdogs into his mouth: You fie-gglhllgl
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Syd Midnight posted:You'd think so, but that's why the first paragraph is no less funny than the others:
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GWBBQ posted:the greatest sagas of the SA forums: "it was not Monday. Anywhere."
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GWBBQ posted:the greatest sagas of the SA forums: "it was not Monday. Anywhere."
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GWBBQ posted:the greatest sagas of the SA forums: "it was not Monday. Anywhere."
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FactsAreUseless posted:Listen, bro. Bro. Okay, listen. Okay? Listen. It's called ketosis. You eat a lot of hot dogs, and like, your body changes. Because of the hot dogs. Okay? I have multiple coworkers on the keto diet. One has lost like 50 pounds, and is keeping it off, so far. Another, who is like 5’8” and 340 pounds, is still 340 pounds. At work, he’s sticking to the diet. I don’t see him cheat (well, didn’t see him cheat - I think he’s slipping, lately), but he seems to be spinning his wheels. Then, I talk to him about the diet, and the picture clarifies. He doesn’t count calories, he doesn’t weigh himself, he will argue endlessly about how one calorie of fat requires less effort to burn than one calorie of carbohydrate, because of how ~his body~ processes it, he thinks the body can absorb infinite amounts of vitamin C as long as you are [doing some obscure diet thing], and so on. If he would just cut the bullshit and apply his diet discipline to reducing caloric intake, rather than chasing fads (he also fasts, and somehow loses no weight), he’d probably be shedding pounds. Not technically a SomethingAwful saga.
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Inescapable Duck posted:The old fitness forum (I think before they got merged into YLLS, though maybe also after) was similarly a disaster area of fad diets Update: uh, my doctor has me on every cholesterol reducing drug known to man (and some known to vets), is this a normal adjustment period thing? Uodate2: I have become that dude in the japanese horror manga that squeezes tubes of raw oils from his face (and also dick).
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fyads getting probated for being fyads when they were telling the 21yo who was put on statins to start eating better was the height of forum fad comedy
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Keru posted:Yeah, I really needed the mental image of bond strapped to a table as a giant hotdog is pushed out of a cannon at him. So, you like hot dogs? Have ALL THE HOT DOGS IN THE WORLD!
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Feb 19, 2018 11:48
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quite stretched out posted:fyads getting probated for being fyads when they were telling the 21yo who was put on statins to start eating better was the height of forum fad comedy It's amazing how the fyad boys are the only consistently sane people in these echo chambers and get probies for it due to them being echo chambers
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I mean, afaik dril used to be a fyad guy and he makes mad bank by just posting absurd nonsense on twitter all day so maybe they've been on to something we haven't this whole time.
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Lunchmeat Larry posted:It's amazing how the fyad boys are the only consistently sane people in these echo chambers and get probies for it due to them being echo chambers One of the funniest examples was back in the day when the PYF Boobs and PYF Butts threads existed, fyads started spamming the threads with pictures of women with the heads photoshopped off or literally nothing but the aforementioned body parts.
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Let's not forget the pet island mod who killed her parrot through mistreatment and banned anyone who criticized her for it
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corn in the bible posted:Let's not forget the pet island mod who killed her parrot through mistreatment and banned anyone who criticized her for it She put it's cage in front of a heater or air conditioner right?
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killed it with AC hadoukens
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Choco1980 posted:I thought it was a chicken, not a parrot. You're thinking of Megatron
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I Said No posted:I mean, afaik dril used to be a fyad guy and he makes mad bank by just posting absurd nonsense on twitter all day so maybe they've been on to something we haven't this whole time. wait how do you get money from posting jokes on twitter
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Choco1980 posted:I thought it was a chicken, not a parrot. That was a different pet island incident. Someone punched a child because he picked up her Chicken, Megatron, and the mod probated anyone who said that was wrong
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Krankenstyle posted:wait how do you get money from posting jokes on twitter make a card game like da share zone
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corn in the bible posted:That was a different pet island incident. Someone punched a child because he picked up her Chicken, Megatron, and the mod probated anyone who said that was wrong HAhahaha. What?!
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Solice Kirsk posted:HAhahaha. What?! Act I: Goons rooster fucks a chicken named Megatron so much it tears a hole in its wing. Goon patches up hole, tells their 11 y.o. niece to hold Megatron. Niece sets the chicken down. Rooster runs over and fucks it some more, tearing the scab off. Goon is furious at niece. Act II: Twisty goes into chicken thread with a question about chickens, gets probed for being a fyad. Act III: fyad thread annihilates the chicken thread quote:in the case of ten inch rape hole versus megatrons leg, the defendant will be tried as an adult, due to how 11 years old is obviously old enough to know about a) the ground b) chickens raping c) sex wound d) responsibility e) samsung . sentenced to permanent not having to hang around screeching white bug birds in poo poo hole backyard with autistic single aunt *bangs two smart phones together* quote:its important to learn early in life that if you put something down on the ground an animal will gently caress it to death immediately quote:well fellow cluck heads i finally got to find out which is stronger the bonds of family or the bond between adventuretime the roosters chicken penis and megatrons ravaged cloaca and suffice it to say McKynzie the neice has been weighed in the balance and found wanting quote:i went to extreme lengths and troubles so that we could play angry birds together in the back yard eithout the interference of police or filipino gamblers, and you repay me with your complicity in the vile sex rape of the leader of the motherfuckeing decepticons? as far as i'm concerned, we are no longer family.
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DoctorWhat posted:dril has a patreon and has gotten a lot of paid work besides that Oh right, I read it as if the twittering itself was paid
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I Said No posted:I mean, afaik dril used to be a fyad guy and he makes mad bank by just posting absurd nonsense on twitter all day so maybe they've been on to something we haven't this whole time. Weird Twitter is almost entirely former FYAD posters, just like how the Dirtbag Left are all LF posters and Let's Play literally started here. Driving away or outright banning funny and talented groups of people while failing to capitalize on them while they're here is the one thing this site does better than anyone else.
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We're the leftover ones that would shriek and gibber unironically @dril to stop buying so many candles and go to the business and finances subforum and make a real drat budget then stop by DIY to learn how to make candles out of your own earwax
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I only know a bit, but the avatar came from two goons having loud anal sex in their tent. edit: Also this:  edit edit: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=1858814&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=3 Have fun! Solice Kirsk has a new favorite as of 21:18 on Feb 19, 2018 |
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chitoryu12 posted:So exactly what happened with Goon Camp It's just sad that there was never a Goon Cruise, because that would be an absolute clusterfuck.
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FilthyImp posted:Get a bunch of socially awkward nerds around and socially awkward poo poo happens. Most of us are old enough now to actually enjoy a goon cruise.
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BENGHAZI 2 posted:His post was pretty good, the only thing it left out is that tcc does not actually reduce harm corn in the bible posted:it'd be nice if TCC did those things then is it really that unfair to say that the existence of the joose saga (for example) is an incredibly goddamn strong deterrent to ever trying phenazepam like, that's the sort of thing i'm referring to; forums like TCC basically mean that when people do decide to do really dumb poo poo with drugs or try esoteric drugs with lovely effects, the consequences get broadcast to the world instead of only one idiot learning from it. i wouldn't call it the absolute most important angle of the subject, but it's not like it's totally useless.
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FilthyImp posted:Get a bunch of socially awkward nerds around and socially awkward poo poo happens. This actually made me wish for some sort of goon-based Ernest P Worell situation. Goon Camp, Goon Jail, Goons Save Christmas, Goons Scared Stupid.
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Guy Mann posted:Weird Twitter is almost entirely former FYAD posters, just like how the Dirtbag Left are all LF posters and Let's Play literally started here. Let's Play is absolutely terrible though. The rest is alright.
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Someone could write a very interesting book about SA and how many things on the internet and the real world it's responsible for.
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Zero One posted:Someone could write a very interesting book about SA and how many things on the internet and the real world it's responsible for. It's like a startup incubator without the residuals.
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