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Bunni-kat
May 25, 2010

Service Desk B-b-bunny...
How can-ca-caaaaan I
help-p-p-p you?

Aphrodite posted:

Also Obi Wan uses "Darth" as if it's a name, not a title.

Yeah, Captain, no one ever does that.

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Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

Yeah, that's the after the fact explanation. Obi-Wan has so given up on Anakin at that point he'll only call him by his evil bad guy title.

But really it's just Lucas hadn't gotten that far yet and Darth Vader was just the guy's name. And whatever, that's fine. That happens in most movie sequels.

Krispy Wafer
Jul 26, 2002

I shouted out "Free the exposed 67"
But they stood on my hair and told me I was fat

Grimey Drawer
It sounds like what Lucas really needs to do is remake Episode 4.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Krispy Wafer posted:

It sounds like what Lucas really needs to do is remake Episode 4.

Don't you put that evil on us Krispy Wafer.

Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.

Krispy Wafer posted:

It sounds like what Lucas really needs to do is remake Episode 4.

Remake all the episodes, except everyone is Ewoks.

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
Remake all the movies, but make them all The Ewok Adventure.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Android Apocalypse posted:

Remake all the movies, but make them all The Christmas Special

I mean, gently caress it, if we're going to go in on this we might as well go the whole way.

Rev. Bleech_
Oct 19, 2004

~OKAY, WE'LL DRINK TO OUR LEGS!~

Episode IX: Lumpy's Disco Porn Awakens

Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.
It is 2049 A.D. The highest grossing movie of the year is Star Wars: Episode 24. It is literally just a remake of Boogie Nights, but with Ewoks.

Pneub
Mar 12, 2007

I'M THE DEVIL, AND I WILL WASH OVER THE EARTH AND THE SEAS WILL RUN RED WITH THE BLOOD OF ALL THE SINNERS

I AM REBORN

Teriyaki Hairpiece posted:

It is 2049 A.D. The highest grossing movie of the year is Star Wars: Episode 24. It is literally just a remake of Boogie Nights, but with Ewoks.

Harrison Ford is 100 years old and still being cast in Indiana Jones and Blade Runner sequels.

Rev. Bleech_
Oct 19, 2004

~OKAY, WE'LL DRINK TO OUR LEGS!~

Teriyaki Hairpiece posted:

It is 2049 A.D. The highest grossing movie of the year is Star Wars: Episode 24. It is literally just a remake of Boogie Nights, but with Ewoks.

*shakes little furry dick at the mirror*
mon OOOCHA. OOOchaaaaa.

Now I can't stop giggling at the idea of a Philip Seymour Hoffman Ewok crying and calling himself an idiot in a landspeeder.

EDIT: How do you say "MY WIFE IS IN THE DRIVEWAY WITH AN rear end IN HER COCK" in Ewokese anyway?

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

Rev. Bleech_ posted:

*shakes little furry dick at the mirror*
mon OOOCHA. OOOchaaaaa.

Now I can't stop giggling at the idea of a Philip Seymour Hoffman Ewok crying and calling himself an idiot in a landspeeder.

EDIT: How do you say "MY WIFE IS IN THE DRIVEWAY WITH AN rear end IN HER COCK" in Ewokese anyway?

The Ewoks have dozens of words to describe this.

BioEnchanted
Aug 9, 2011

He plays for the dreamers that forgot how to dream, and the lovers that forgot how to love.

Inescapable Duck posted:

The Ewoks have dozens of words to describe this.

I just call it Tuesday.

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻



Memento posted:

I mean, gently caress it, if we're going to go in on this we might as well go the whole way.

:goonsay: uhhh, actually you'll find it's called the holiday special because it was released around Thanksgiving.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Samovar posted:

:goonsay: uhhh, actually you'll find it's called the holiday special because it was released around Thanksgiving.

You're quite right, it's the Holiday Special and it aired in mid November. I've always just thought it was the Christmas Special.

Apparently I gave it as much attention as it deserved.

Krispy Wafer
Jul 26, 2002

I shouted out "Free the exposed 67"
But they stood on my hair and told me I was fat

Grimey Drawer

Rev. Bleech_ posted:

*shakes little furry dick at the mirror*
mon OOOCHA. OOOchaaaaa.

Now I can't stop giggling at the idea of a Philip Seymour Hoffman Ewok crying and calling himself an idiot in a landspeeder.

EDIT: How do you say "MY WIFE IS IN THE DRIVEWAY WITH AN rear end IN HER COCK" in Ewokese anyway?

Little known fact, Ewok's have a cloaca. So whatever hole it's in, it's their rear end.

Except their mouth holes I guess.

Memento posted:

You're quite right, it's the Holiday Special and it aired in mid November. I've always just thought it was the Christmas Special.

Apparently I gave it as much attention as it deserved.

It's Happy LIFE day, not Christmas.

It's a loving war on Life day around here.

Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?
Grimey Drawer
The actual jaguar pattern on the golden jaguar suit in Black Panther was subtle and awesome.

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
The Star Wars Holiday Special is the first piece of the Expanded Universe

Cleretic
Feb 3, 2010
Probation
Can't post for 18 hours!

Inescapable Duck posted:

The Star Wars Holiday Special is the first piece of the Expanded Universe

Actually, going by the levels of canonicity res let down by Lucasfilm, the Holiday Special is on the same level of canon as the original films, as it's a live-action production that Lucas was involved with and that stars multiple original trilogy actors.

The Holiday Special falls into weird canonicity after Disney came along and relegated everything but the movies and the things in them into Legends continuity, which includes the Holiday Special. But there is also a rule that I am admittedly a little hazy on that Legends figures mentioned in the new EU are canon as far as their stories don't conflict with new/established canon. So the existance of Grand Admiral Thrawn for example is canon because he was in the Rebels cartoon, but not all of his stories are canon because their world conflicts with the new movies. All of this means, however, that because somebody mentioned one of Chewbacca's family members in a comic (I think, might've been a novel) and no events of the Holiday Special conflict with anything in the movies, that it too is canon.

So basically, no matter how you cut it, the Holiday Special is more canon than any piece of the EU that anybody cares to bring up, and that's great.

Drunken Baker
Feb 3, 2015

VODKA STYLE DRINK

Memento posted:

I think Arcsquad12 is taking the piss. According to a synopsis of one of the comics, it was an old lead mine that was converted into an arms factory.

I read one of those comics and Nux as a baby... a literal baby... held onto the raising platform one time and he was brought into the Warboys as a "chosen outsider" because of how powerful his little baby arms were.

George Miller wrote it too.

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

Krispy Wafer posted:

Little known fact, Ewok's have a cloaca. So whatever hole it's in, it's their rear end.

Except their mouth holes I guess.

Looking forward to the confusion being resolved by a crossover with Schlock Mercenary.

HopperUK
Apr 29, 2007

Why would an ambulance be leaving the hospital?

Drunken Baker posted:

I read one of those comics and Nux as a baby... a literal baby... held onto the raising platform one time and he was brought into the Warboys as a "chosen outsider" because of how powerful his little baby arms were.

George Miller wrote it too.

My niece likes to grab hold of the door handle and her little baby arms are amazingly powerful so this is, in fact, awesome.

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

HopperUK posted:

My niece likes to grab hold of the door handle and her little baby arms are amazingly powerful so this is, in fact, awesome.

:3: Canon by test of baby hands.

Drunken Baker
Feb 3, 2015

VODKA STYLE DRINK
I used to judge babies poorly for their perceived weakness. I'll hold them in higher regard from now on.

Rigged Death Trap
Feb 13, 2012

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

Drunken Baker posted:

I used to judge babies poorly for their perceived weakness. I'll hold them in higher regard from now on.

Have you ever had a baby grab your finger
Like loving vice grips

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻



Rigged Death Trap posted:

Have you ever had a baby grab your finger
Like loving vice grips

You ever had a teething baby bite your finger?

Like an old-fashioned hole punch. But sharper.

Baron von Eevl
Jan 24, 2005

WHITE NOISE
GENERATOR

🔊😴
Mr daughter is just over a year old and she's as tall as a small 2 year old. 98th percentile by height/length. You know that scene in "A Streetcar Named Marge" where Flanders is supposed to overpower her and he's like "I'm trying?" That's a regular occurrence in my house.

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

I am sorry you get beat up by toddlers but I appreciated the story.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



is Mr Daughter her wrestling persona

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO
In Black Panther, the Black Panther suit resembles a black panther.

Strudel Man
May 19, 2003
ROME DID NOT HAVE ROBOTS, FUCKWIT
Eh, I think you're probably just imagining that.

Baron von Eevl
Jan 24, 2005

WHITE NOISE
GENERATOR

🔊😴

MariusLecter posted:

In Black Panther, the Black Panther suit resembles a black panther.

Also Eric Killmonger kills many people, the way a fishmonger may sell many fish.

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY


I can't believe his name is Killmonger and not Murderboy.

Greggster
Aug 14, 2010

Inzombiac posted:

I can't believe his name is Killmonger and not Murderboy.

That's because killboy would force a gender upon Eric, and that wouldn't be fair or cool.

Stay killing m'dudes

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

Inzombiac posted:

I can't believe his name is Killmonger and not Murderboy.

Well Jessica Jones already took Killgrave!

Baron von Eevl
Jan 24, 2005

WHITE NOISE
GENERATOR

🔊😴
Eric Killmarker is really a much more appropriate name.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

Killmonger isn’t his name.

Bunni-kat
May 25, 2010

Service Desk B-b-bunny...
How can-ca-caaaaan I
help-p-p-p you?

Aphrodite posted:

Killmonger isn’t his name.

It’s his nickname.

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
disrespectul Deciever

Marvel must really love 'mongers', since Black Panther has brought the second one to the MCU (after Iron Man 2's Iron Monger).

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Joey Freshwater
Jun 20, 2004

Always playing with my meat
Grimey Drawer

DandyLion posted:

Marvel must really love 'mongers', since Black Panther has brought the second one to the MCU (after Iron Man 2's Iron Monger).

Iron Monger was the first one but did they ever actually say his name?

Do they say Killmonger in Black Panther?

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