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Zereth posted:Didn't she weave a tapestry making GBS threads on the gods for all their, you know, poo poo like this or Zeus raping people and the like? Well yeah, she just weaved a pony.
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Facebook Aunt posted:Looks like being completely mediocre is the way to go. Everything's coming up Milhouse. security through obscurity 
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Samuringa posted:Arachnea was so good at weaving that she said she could beat the Gods themselves. Athena was like "nuh-uh" and she was like "uh uh" so they had a weaving duel, and she did beat the Goddess so she was like "Well if you're so good at weaving then how about you weave for the rest of your life?" The greek gods are so believable to me because they act exactly like a normal person would when granted godly powers. It's like a Mount Olympus prison experiment.
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Artemis was probably the least crazy goddess because most the people she did bad poo poo to were because they tried to abduct and/or rape her.
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Randaconda posted:Eh, I got several of them reduced after the mod admitted they overreacted, so whatever. HEY those records were SEALED by court order, BUDDY
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Codependent Poster posted:Artemis was probably the least crazy goddess because most the people she did bad poo poo to were because they tried to abduct and/or rape her. Or peeped on her in the bath, which necessitated being turned into a deer and then torn apart by his own dogs. Artemis is the best.
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RoboRodent posted:Or peeped on her in the bath, which necessitated being turned into a deer and then torn apart by his own dogs. Seems like a good way to deal with creepers and stalkers.
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Beachcomber posted:Hephaestus was pretty cool. Attempted to rape Athena. The person who said Hestia is the least hosed up is right but iirc she mostly just hung out at home. e: and Demeter didn't do anything hosed up I can recall offhand. Pick has a new favorite as of 06:06 on Feb 19, 2018 |
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Codependent Poster posted:Artemis was probably the least crazy goddess because most the people she did bad poo poo to were because they tried to abduct and/or rape her. She's also the best IASIP side character.
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Fister Roboto posted:She's also the best IASIP side character. I was going to make this exact comment, except I was going to spell out It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia. Artemis is solid. The way she went from a fairly standard and uninteresting throw-away character in her first appearance, to her current status as major utility player, is one of my favorite developments on the show. I like how they pepper her into episodes without wearing her out with overuse.
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Hephaestus is my favorite because he figured out his wife was banging Ares, devised a nearly invisible net trap for his bed so that next time they banged, they'd be ensnared. They get trapped mid-coitus, ol' Heph jumps out from behind a curtain to drag them to the middle of Mt. Olympus for the other gods to laugh at their naked asses.
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Sometimes I look back and remember my father pointing me in the direction of Greco-Roman myth when I was looking for something to read around age eight or nine, and I laugh. Thanks, Dad! I really liked the bits with Oedipus!
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the norse and greek mythos are probably part of the same culture when you go back far enough, its just the minoan society developed a written language and the norse had to uh, receive theirs from mediterranean invasion odin banged all kinds of weird poo poo iirc
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Former DILF posted:the norse and greek mythos are probably part of the same culture when you go back far enough, its just the minoan society developed a written language and the norse had to uh, receive theirs from mediterranean invasion Between Odin and Loki I don't think there's anything that went unfucked.
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The Norse believed witchcraft had to be done with jizz, specifically someone else's jizz. Odin was determined to learn every form of magic. Ah, mythology.
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Is that how he lost his eye?
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Tasteful Dickpic posted:Is that how he lost his eye? He pulled it out willingly cause he was into eyesocket play.
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Tasteful Dickpic posted:Is that how he lost his eye? Pretty much yes.
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Former DILF posted:the norse and greek mythos are probably part of the same culture when you go back far enough, its just the minoan society developed a written language and the norse had to uh, receive theirs from mediterranean invasion Well, yes. They both had pretty much the standard Indo-European pantheon.
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Well poo poo here's me thinking that was all about getting hosed up on toadstools and beating up your neighbor and then all this poo poo comes spilling out. Is nothing sacred anymore?
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The greek gods were kind of dicks but I feel like the move of "wiping out the world except for a boat" was kind of a big dick move from the christian god as well
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Man made God is his own image. Man is a jerk so of course we created lovely gods too.
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Zzulu posted:but I feel like the move of "wiping out the world except for a boat" was kind of a big dick move from the christian god as well It would probably be more accurate to call it the Canaanite God or a Mesopotamian god as the story predates Christianity by a loooong time
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For the manta ray in you.
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steinrokkan posted:For the manta ray in you. I know it's the wrong kind of ray but as an Australian I still find that phrase incredibly triggering
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:I know it's the wrong kind of ray but as an Australian I still find that phrase incredibly triggering as an australian, what teh gently caress are you on about oval office
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Just when you think you've encountered every fetish on the Internet...
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It was a sting ray that did Saint Irwin dirty, not the gentle Manta.
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Someone please help that poor lady with a seagull stuck in her mouth
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Inescapable Duck posted:as an australian, what teh gently caress are you on about oval office  
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Johnny Aztec posted:Someone please help that poor lady with a seagull stuck in her mouth Please help the seagull imo
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Everyone knows the difference between stingrays and manta rays but landlubbers and daft cunts I even once almost caught an eagle ray on a squid jag when I was a kid. And then the adults wondered why I had to be carried back to shore rather than wading.
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Shaun, did you take Trish to agreement practice today?
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