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Funky Valentine
Feb 26, 2014

Dojyaa~an

Jobin: gently caress why am I bad at everything?????????

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Green Tea Erotica
May 5, 2010

Anything you can do I can do BETTER

Funky Valentine posted:

Jobin: gently caress why am I bad at everything?????????

Yeah, atleast Joshuu is getting back at Big Sausage.

Hitlersaurus Christ
Oct 14, 2005

Gah
Gaboh!
GABO!


BUH

Torquemadras
Jun 3, 2013

Did... Did Joubin just use Speed King to literally start the car's ignition
That's kinda metal


Also, looking forward to find out how this stand counters people delaying their pressure-related deaths by opening and closing doors continuously.

FirstAidKite
Nov 8, 2009

Torquemadras posted:

Also, looking forward to find out how this stand counters people delaying their pressure-related deaths by opening and closing doors continuously.

Near as I can tell, impromptu scuba tanks


I wonder if Iwasuke has a power. Or rather, I wonder if his power is to just kinda walk through walls since I think I remember seeing him do that. Assuming he's not dead yet, maybe that'll come in useful.

TheLoneStar
Feb 9, 2017

FirstAidKite posted:

I wonder if Iwasuke has a power. Or rather, I wonder if his power is to just kinda walk through walls since I think I remember seeing him do that.
Yeah, he did. In proper Araki style, he did it literally once and it never even got mentioned by anyone.

MonsterEnvy
Feb 4, 2012

Shocked I tell you

FirstAidKite posted:

Near as I can tell, impromptu scuba tanks


I wonder if Iwasuke has a power. Or rather, I wonder if his power is to just kinda walk through walls since I think I remember seeing him do that. Assuming he's not dead yet, maybe that'll come in useful.

We saw him go into the dog house so he is still alive.

Dragonwagon
Mar 28, 2010


And that, as much as anything else, led to my drinking problem.
This part has so many automatic stands.

Olive! posted:

Finally we see Speed King's true power: Driving a car.

I thought Speed King was kind of an ill-fitting name but I was so wrong. Clearly Araki thinks things through years ahead.

FirstAidKite
Nov 8, 2009
Jobin reminding you to have your pets SPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYed or neutered

EmmyOk
Aug 11, 2013

Should have been Speed King playing F-MEGA

Johnny Joestar
Oct 21, 2010

Don't shoot him?

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...



Dragonwagon posted:

This part has so many automatic stands.


I thought Speed King was kind of an ill-fitting name but I was so wrong. Clearly Araki thinks things through years ahead.

i've always interpreted it as 'extreme friction creates points of heat' which i guess would fit in with the word speed

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

Using bleach and heat to cure the bends with pure oxygen mid-fight has to be the best "overly complex tactic thought up entirely on the spot" in JoJo's history.

Gyro Zeppeli fucked around with this message at 00:05 on Feb 20, 2018

Lichtenstein
May 31, 2012

It'll make sense, eventually.
I really enjoyed this man pumping bleach into the lungs of his beloved child.

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?
So all he has to do is leave the door half open? :smug:

Hitlersaurus Christ
Oct 14, 2005

ArmyOfMidgets posted:

So all he has to do is leave the door half open? :smug:

No, Jobin’s probably more of a half-shut kind of guy.

Expect My Mom
Nov 18, 2013

by Smythe
Jobin owns

Josuke Higashikata
Mar 7, 2013


Mommy's favourite fuccboi knows only a true man and his bean friend can save the day, but he's learning from his ways.

Funky Valentine
Feb 26, 2014

Dojyaa~an

The rest of Jojolion will be Jobin hiring out Rock Humans to try and kill Gappy, but all that happens is Jobin getting owned by the Rock Humans' Stands.

Dragonwagon
Mar 28, 2010


And that, as much as anything else, led to my drinking problem.
Jobin IRL:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wKbU8B-QVZk

Hypocrisy
Oct 4, 2006
Lord of Sarcasm

It's nice seeing another punch ghost.

Okuyasu Nijimura
May 31, 2015


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8P4dY1jSKQ4

Expect My Mom
Nov 18, 2013

by Smythe
Part 5 was delayed because David had to figure out their new pretty boy tech for all the Part 5 bishonens

Okuyasu Nijimura
May 31, 2015


I'm too negative to post much in the anime thread but I never cease to be amused by the fascination people have with Joseph above all

I'm not saying I hate him, but... every single other JoJo lead is better :laugh:

anyway, JJCA is working on the new rohan one shot and it's gonna be killer, brah

Lotus Aura
Aug 16, 2009

KNEEL BEFORE THE WICKED KING!

Okuyasu Nijimura posted:

I'm not saying I hate him, but... every single other JoJo lead is better :laugh:

I can sorta understand why folks who only watch the anime would have preferred Joseph up until a few episodes into DiU but... still afterwards? :psyduck:

Expect My Mom
Nov 18, 2013

by Smythe
Part 2 Joseph is probably in my bottom three JoJo's.

Part 3 Joseph's alright

Hitlersaurus Christ
Oct 14, 2005

Part 2 Joseph is probably in my top three JoJo's.

Part 3 Joseph's alright

Josuke Higashikata
Mar 7, 2013


Part 2 is in my bottom three JoJos

Part 3 is alright

FirstAidKite
Nov 8, 2009
All jojos are equally good in their own ways, but some are more equal than others.

EmmyOk
Aug 11, 2013

Johnny is number one then Gyro

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?
Part 2+3+4 Joseph is among the top 8 JoJos.

Heavy Metal
Sep 1, 2014

America's $1 Funnyman

Part 1's Jojo is no slouch, quite classy. Akin to a really good album that's kind of short, like Reign in Blood. Would name a Speedwagon album if I knew one offhand, taking it on the run here.

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord
I think we all know what the only real way to rank JoJo's

Johnathan: Top
Joseph: Top
Jotaro: Top
Josuke: Vers
Giorno: Power Bottom
Jolyne: Top
Johnny: Vers

Dio: Top
Kars: Top
DIO: Power Bottom
Kira: Vers
Doppio/Diavolo: Bottom/Top
Pucci: Bottom
Valentine: Top

Expect My Mom
Nov 18, 2013

by Smythe
it's called a Switch.

also every jojo is a huge bottom except for jolyne who is a top

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?

Expect My Mom posted:

it's called a Switch.

also every jojo is a huge bottom except for jolyne who is a top

Yes, except Josuke still doesn't know what he is, and Josuke is a switch.

Zeruel
Mar 27, 2010

Alert: bad post spotted.

Expect My Mom posted:

it's called a Switch.

also every jojo is a huge bottom except for jolyne who is a top

jolyne is absolutely a power bottom disguised as a top. she's jealous of snails who can gently caress everything.

CHiRAL
Mar 29, 2010

Anus.
Jotaro is a power bottom you all are ridiculous

yeah actually they will
Aug 18, 2012
Qtaro

Expect My Mom
Nov 18, 2013

by Smythe
Tenmei Kakyoin

Dragonwagon
Mar 28, 2010


And that, as much as anything else, led to my drinking problem.

Improbable Lobster posted:

DIO: Power Bottom


Pucci: Bottom


Not sure how this works out for them.

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Okuyasu Nijimura
May 31, 2015


Rohan one-shot from JJCA:
https://mangadex.com/chapter/119388/1

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