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https://twitter.com/henrymance/status/964853149235335168 Good thread building up to story link. Edit: Unrelated: https://twitter.com/notesfrompoland/status/964502286054682624 Absurd Alhazred has a new favorite as of 23:30 on Feb 17, 2018 |
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That's what you get for emphasizing bird hiring.
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jojoinnit posted:That's what you get for emphasizing bird hiring. I knew affirmative action for birds was a loving mistake.
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Absurd Alhazred posted:https://twitter.com/henrymance/status/964853149235335168 He tweeted the transcripts separately https://twitter.com/henrymance/status/965173351072313344 https://twitter.com/henrymance/status/965173622095704064
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That was even nuttier than I expected, was the speaker a lost brother of Donald trump?
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Miss Laura Bax and Miss Florence Watts telling it like it is.
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Horrible Lurkbeast posted:That was even nuttier than I expected, was the speaker a lost brother of Donald trump? The second is pure grade "I won't prepare anything because I know what I want to talk about"
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Veni Vidi Ameche! posted:Miss Laura Bax and Miss Florence Watts telling it like it is. Miss Sarah Kennerly has no loving chill
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Veni Vidi Ameche! posted:Miss Laura Bax and Miss Florence Watts telling it like it is. Miss Annie Thompson's up for it.
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"SOROS-OWNED PROPAGANDA SITE DENIES TIES TO SOROS"
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i give it like maybe 5 years before the earth is surrounded by some bitcoiners dyson sphere
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Former DILF posted:i give it like maybe 5 years before the earth is surrounded by some bitcoiners dyson sphere Very generous of them to put it outside the orbit of the Earth.
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actually thinking about it, if i don't surround the earth in a dyson sphere, I won't enjoy the benefits thereof so i think by the logic of hte market I'm obligated to begin a dyson sphere bitcoin mining entrepreneurship sorry its just fate
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I read this as "SA faces structural poo poo in output" and it made sense.
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Doctor Malaver posted:I read this as "SA faces structural poo poo in output" and it made sense. Yeah, I wonder what Lowtax is gonna do about this.
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Doctor Malaver posted:I read this as "SA faces structural poo poo in output" and it made sense. "SA Feces; Structural Shitpost" is basically what I read at a first, and it's still pretty accurate.
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Doctor Malaver posted:I read this as "SA faces structural poo poo in output" and it made sense. Wait, how else are you supposed to read it?
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The last word is "ouput".
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Neptune's Mysterious Storm is Dying, Possibly Smells Like Rotten Eggs Just like my mysterious storms
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 https://www.theguardian.com/science/2018/feb/15/diy-faecal-transplants-carry-risks-including-hiv-and-hepatitis-warn-experts Also, DIY Fecal Transplant is a pro tier username.
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This Uber story has been getting some questionable headlining. Like it's grammatcially correct but maybe I'm just broken and can't see or not see commas anymore so it runs on into the humorous version. "Uber Eats Driver Allegedly Shoots and Kills Customer" Like the cars come to life and is getting it's revenge by eating the driver and shooting the passenger.
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Uber Eats Shoots and Drives
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Honorable mention for taking the headline overly literal: "Elon Musk's Boring Company gets green light to start digging in Washington, DC"
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zedprime posted:This Uber story has been getting some questionable headlining. Like it's grammatcially correct but maybe I'm just broken and can't see or not see commas anymore so it runs on into the humorous version. This is an example of what's known as a garden path sentence.
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Former DILF posted:i give it like maybe 5 years before the earth is surrounded by some bitcoiners dyson sphere Former DILF posted:actually thinking about it, if i don't surround the earth in a dyson sphere, I won't enjoy the benefits thereof so i think by the logic of hte market I'm obligated to begin a dyson sphere bitcoin mining entrepreneurship A Dyson sphere would not surround the earth, it would replace it. It is a sphere build around and fully encompassing the Sun. You would live on the inside surface of the sphere. Well actually you wouldn't as such a megaconstruct is not really feasible for any civilization that would actually need to harness 100% of the energy of a star.
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doverhog posted:A Dyson sphere would not surround the earth, it would replace it. It is a sphere build around and fully encompassing the Sun. You would live on the inside surface of the sphere. Well actually you wouldn't as such a megaconstruct is not really feasible for any civilization that would actually need to harness 100% of the energy of a star. Still seems like a short term solution. I mean, the sun is going to burn out eventually and then what? Your stupid sphere is useless. We, as a species, need to find a way to generate endless power from cold, not heat. Why don't scientists just work on that? Idiots.
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I've been saying for years that we should find a way to harness this dark energy I keep hearing about. Some kind of dark technology? Just spitballing here, I'll leave it to the eggheads to work out the details.
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doverhog posted:A Dyson sphere would not surround the earth, it would replace it. It is a sphere build around and fully encompassing the Sun. You would live on the inside surface of the sphere. Well actually you wouldn't as such a megaconstruct is not really feasible for any civilization that would actually need to harness 100% of the energy of a star. See this is why im just a shitposter instead of anything important
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doverhog posted:A Dyson sphere would not surround the earth, it would replace it. It is a sphere build around and fully encompassing the Sun. You would live on the inside surface of the sphere. Well actually you wouldn't as such a megaconstruct is not really feasible for any civilization that would actually need to harness 100% of the energy of a star. This is why Dyson Web is the way to fuckin go. That or the ever-classy RIIINGS
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Solice Kirsk posted:Still seems like a short term solution. I mean, the sun is going to burn out eventually and then what? Your stupid sphere is useless. We, as a species, need to find a way to generate endless power from cold, not heat. Why don't scientists just work on that? Idiots. Well, there is zero-point energy. I mean not really but it's an idea. Uh, and the sun is gonna be around for really long time. You don't need to plan your poo poo until the heat death, that's overkill. doverhog has a new favorite as of 23:04 on Feb 19, 2018 |
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