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twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author

zeal posted:

what kinds of weird poo poo do they have at british kfc

like do they sell buttermilk crumpets w/ your 8 piece basket

I found it. It’s bad.

http://nbc4i.com/2018/01/19/restaurants-in-uk-ireland-making-cocktails-using-kfc-gravy/

Restaurants in the United Kingdom and Ireland have released three recipes for cocktails using Kentucky Fried Chicken gravy.

They’re called the Gravy Mary, Southern Twist and Fingerlickin’ Sour.

If you’re feeling brave enough to try these cocktails, here are the ingredients for them. Click on the name of the cocktail for more information on how to make the drink from KFC UK and Ireland’s YouTube page.

The Gravy Mary:

Ingredients:

20ml KFC Gravy
50ml vodka (optional)
90ml tomato juice
1 tsp horseradish cream
20ml worcester sauce
15ml lemon juice
Hot sauce
Paprika, celery salt, pepper
Highball glass
Ice
Celery
KFC Popcorn Chicken
The Southern Twist:

Ingredients:

60ml KFC Gravy
50ml bourbon
Lemon
Brown sugar
Parsley
The Fingerlickin’ Sour

Ingredients:

60ml KFC Gravy
240ml mezcal
1 tbsp orange marmalade
1 egg white
25ml lemon juice
15ml cherry liqueur
Lemon thyme spring
Coupette glass



https://youtu.be/LjipPhDnM1Y

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Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

twoday posted:

Sadly, EU regulations prevent the British from enjoying any caramel colouring level higher than III, but this could soon change.

actually the british have the powerful bloodline ability to never feel any kind of joy

1994 Toyota Celica
Sep 11, 2008

by Nyc_Tattoo

twoday posted:

I found it. It’s bad.

http://nbc4i.com/2018/01/19/restaurants-in-uk-ireland-making-cocktails-using-kfc-gravy/

Restaurants in the United Kingdom and Ireland have released three recipes for cocktails using Kentucky Fried Chicken gravy.

They’re called the Gravy Mary, Southern Twist and Fingerlickin’ Sour.

If you’re feeling brave enough to try these cocktails, here are the ingredients for them. Click on the name of the cocktail for more information on how to make the drink from KFC UK and Ireland’s YouTube page.

The Gravy Mary:

Ingredients:

20ml KFC Gravy
50ml vodka (optional)
90ml tomato juice
1 tsp horseradish cream
20ml worcester sauce
15ml lemon juice
Hot sauce
Paprika, celery salt, pepper
Highball glass
Ice
Celery
KFC Popcorn Chicken
The Southern Twist:

Ingredients:

60ml KFC Gravy
50ml bourbon
Lemon
Brown sugar
Parsley
The Fingerlickin’ Sour

Ingredients:

60ml KFC Gravy
240ml mezcal
1 tbsp orange marmalade
1 egg white
25ml lemon juice
15ml cherry liqueur
Lemon thyme spring
Coupette glass



https://youtu.be/LjipPhDnM1Y

i know the english cultural drink is already warm whiskey in soda water but come tf on

Looke
Aug 2, 2013

actually it's a bottle of white lightning on the roadside you moron

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

it would be the most 2018 thing if the revolution was triggered by lack of access to kfc

augias
Apr 7, 2009

*points to fryer* nationalized

Looke
Aug 2, 2013

:getin:

jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer

zeal posted:

i know the english cultural drink is already warm whiskey in soda water but come tf on
special brew or bucky depending on where you are m8

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

without the colonel's secret blend of 11 herbs and spices the fabric of society will be torn asunder

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




the word "fried" is used as a racist slur in the uk so the chicken is instead described as "scottish boilt"

Looke
Aug 2, 2013

yer da sells avon pal

jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer
once made a very fine very british cocktail I will recommend called Ribenot Grigio which is about 4/5 supermarket pinot grigio (crucially this was in 2011, which was a good vintage) and 1/5 ribena sirop. Drink out of a champagne flute or heavily stained pint glass as is your choice.

jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer

Looke posted:

yer da sells avon pal
yer maw punts cooncil

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author
https://twitter.com/GMB_union/status/965647370892529670

https://twitter.com/GMB_union/status/965648244553510915

https://twitter.com/DailyMailUK/status/965633337619570688

lol

Looke
Aug 2, 2013

fuckin lol

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008


i really have to stop making posts next to dave's discount monkey's paw outlet

Looke
Aug 2, 2013

just when you think you've reached peak lol last year

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

jBrereton posted:

once made a very fine very british cocktail I will recommend called Ribenot Grigio which is about 4/5 supermarket pinot grigio (crucially this was in 2011, which was a good vintage) and 1/5 ribena sirop. Drink out of a champagne flute or heavily stained pint glass as is your choice.

my mate saw some video where they mixed bucky with olde english cider and callked it blood of christ and its surprisingly nice lol

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Yinlock posted:

i really have to stop making posts

jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer
Pets at Home had best reinforce their chicken coops tonight.

Mycroft Holmes
Mar 26, 2010

by Azathoth
if this sort of thing happened in the us it would def. cause the collapse of society.

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Mycroft Holmes posted:

if this sort of thing happened in the us it would def. cause the collapse of society.

there's actually a south park episode with this exact premise, including a kfc smuggling ring

this is what we've become as a species

some plague rats
Jun 5, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Jazerus posted:

that's the northern great plains my dude. well, the north in general, wisconsin & the UP are definitely scandinavian and also midwestern

the midwest is extremely scotch-irish & german mostly tho

Actually you're all a bunch of loving Americans

Mycroft Holmes
Mar 26, 2010

by Azathoth

Crane Fist posted:

Actually you're all a bunch of loving Americans

at least we're not loving children

augias
Apr 7, 2009

Mycroft Holmes posted:

at least we're not loving children

Laughing at this statement

some plague rats
Jun 5, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Mycroft Holmes posted:

at least we're not loving children

Then what do you call the DACA repeal

jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer

Mycroft Holmes posted:

at least we're not loving children
sorry friend but larry nascar has won the noncery olympics gold for your nation

Gum
Mar 9, 2008

oho, a rapist
time to try this puppy out

quote:

Last week, the fried chicken chain switched its delivery contract to DHL, which blamed "operational issues" for the supply disruption.

Is this real life

Cerv
Sep 14, 2004

This is a silly post with little news value.

Gum posted:

Is this real life
how could going with the lowest bidder go so badly wrong?

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost
KFC is showing cultural sensitivity by picking the company with a pederast as it's founder.

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
That Boondocks episode with the fried chicken shortage, except with British accents, something I never knew I desperately wanted to see

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

https://twitter.com/thetimes/status/965488627223580672

freckle
Apr 6, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
https://twitter.com/ReutersBiz/status/965818321273806848

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
whnen you've finally run out of ways to attack your opponent

https://twitter.com/Haggis_UK/status/965650508584235010

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


bad news

https://twitter.com/SkyNews/status/965718145557295104

Truga
May 4, 2014
Lipstick Apathy
how reassuring

and boring

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese

Jazerus posted:

that's the northern great plains my dude. well, the north in general, wisconsin & the UP are definitely scandinavian and also midwestern

the midwest is extremely scotch-irish & german mostly tho

Something like half of Irish-Americans are actually German-Americans who changed their names and pretended to be Irish after the fallout against Germans in WWI

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010


:getin:

Barry Foster
Dec 24, 2007

What is going wrong with that one (face is longer than it should be)

Truga posted:

how reassuring

and boring

and wrong

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Barry Foster
Dec 24, 2007

What is going wrong with that one (face is longer than it should be)

Jose posted:

whnen you've finally run out of ways to attack your opponent

https://twitter.com/Haggis_UK/status/965650508584235010

I can't believe this idiotic line has gone as far as it has. Our media is loving dogshit

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