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I personally dislike the corn but not enough to complain about it. The ice doused in a gallon of rose syrup and condensed milk is the star anyway.
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rodbeard posted:Those restaurants always get slammed when the health inspector comes around for not having any way to adequately sanitize the wacky poo poo they serve food on. That's always my first thought whenever I see any of the crazy non-plate serving items. Sanitation in restaurants can be dodgy enough without making it difficult to clean serving items.
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Feb 19, 2018 12:26
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KataraniSword posted:Yeah, I legitimately thought the basil seeds were some weird variety of roe when I looked at the first one. My mind went immediately to chia seeds, which while people prob. find off-putting, I actually quite like them.
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Feb 19, 2018 15:39
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Ibblebibble posted:Do not insult cendol and ais kacang. That poo poo is amazing
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Feb 19, 2018 17:34
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The wormy texture is just a bonus.
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RareAcumen posted:edit: can't believe it's still true
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Feb 19, 2018 18:17
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I've heard it's because you can't copyright recipes but that sounds like bullshit. The only time I have ever read the non-recipe part of an internet recipe post is when it's Kenji on Serious Eats explaining the science of why this fried chicken batter crisps better, since that is actually interesting and useful.
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Feb 19, 2018 18:20
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I think it's just simply search engine maximization cargo culting. Like you're more likely to get placement if you talk about the chicken soup because the crawler will rank a recipe alone as content light and unimportant. Even if it's not true it's been enshrined as food blogging 101. E. Or partly because your search engine cookies/account has meta data about your interests so like if you Google snow boarding a lot, when you Google chicken soup you might get a blog about shredding the slopes then making chicken soup in your results. I don't know, SEM has always sounded insane. zedprime has a new favorite as of 18:32 on Feb 19, 2018 |
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Feb 19, 2018 18:28
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So why not put the recipe at the start and the dumb boring stories after? Some food bloggers try to cheat by writing several paragraphs about each individual ingredient and instruction: "50g fresh chives, roughly chopped - my grandmother used to say that chives were fairy grass and as a child  "
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Grand Fromage posted:I've heard it's because you can't copyright recipes but that sounds like bullshit. It's correct that copyright doesn't cover recipes, but adding a bunch of fluff story doesn't really change that. Someone could just pull out the actual recipe part and reprint it. Also if you include long descriptions or pictures those are covered by copyright.
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zedprime posted:I think it's just simply search engine maximization cargo culting. Like you're more likely to get placement if you talk about the chicken soup because the crawler will rank a recipe alone as content light and unimportant. no one cares about, make the extra content a more detailed explanation of how to make the recipe(with pictures!) and suggestions about alternative ingredients & what to serve the dish with.Of course, I'm sure that droning on about your family and the first time you had mashed potatoes at Thanksgiving dinner is easier to mindlessly poo poo out than that stuff, which is why so many food bloggers do it. Haifisch has a new favorite as of 20:01 on Feb 19, 2018 |
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   Taken from a Rick Bayless facebook group. I really really want it to be trolling. But someone, somewhere, used french dressing and grape jelly as a sauce for sausage. Someone, somewhere made these.
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Cavenagh posted:Taken from a Rick Bayless facebook group. I really really want it to be trolling. But someone, somewhere, used french dressing and grape jelly as a sauce for sausage. Someone, somewhere made these. I've cooked kielbasa in maple syrup and soy sauce and it was hella good
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Feb 19, 2018 20:36
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Isn't there some dish that uses grape jam or something like that and a bunch of goons itt swear it actually tastes great? I have a vague memory of reading an argument about it in the last 100 pages or so
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The Bloop posted:I wouldn't risk it but it might be OK once its all cooked down. I'd agree, but it's grape jelly and sweet french dressing. Sugar and sugar. It's not like pork and apple or duck and cherries. It's flavoured corn syrup and flavoured corn syrup with highly processed sausage. Apparently kids love it. (Maple syrup and soy does sound like a drat good combination. Might try it.)
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Feb 19, 2018 21:02
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Facebook Aunt posted:I don't think it's designed to taste like much of anything. I was a weird kid and tried a few kinds of cat kibble, dog kibble, and milkbone. It all pretty much taste like gritty grains. Cat Chow had a bit of a tangy flavour, dog food had very little flavour at all. Probably similar to the flavour of Ensure or Soylent, if they had an unsweetened version with no artificial flavour, but grittier. Did I mention it's quite gritty? Probably the ground up chicken bones. In Mary Roach's book "Gulp!" she goes to a pet-food manufacturing facility and gets to talk to the folks who flavour pet-food. They have jars of liquid pyrophosphates, the primary "palatants" in kibble, sitting around, and so Mary, uh, well, she... She takes a sip. To quote, "Enough stalling. Time to try the palatant. I raise the cup to my nose. It has no smell. I roll some over my tongue. All five kinds of taste receptors stand idle. It tastes like water spiked with strange. Not bad, just other. Not food." 
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Enfys posted:Isn't there some dish that uses grape jam or something like that and a bunch of goons itt swear it actually tastes great? I have a vague memory of reading an argument about it in the last 100 pages or so Meatballs with a grape jelly + chili/bbq spice glaze are a classic southern USA thing e: lmao this recipe with "1 pinch cayenne" for 5 pounds of meatballs Dave Grool has a new favorite as of 21:15 on Feb 19, 2018 |
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What is this stupid poo poo I'm looking at here. Sorry for a facebook link. No-Crust Freezer Sandwiches 4 Ways https://www.facebook.com/1927552670899962/videos/1999193203735908/
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Feb 19, 2018 21:43
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Grape Jelly and BBQ Sauce is pretty much a lazy sweet and sour sauce anyway. Not a great one, but it will do the job.
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Dave Grool posted:Meatballs with a grape jelly + chili/bbq spice glaze are a classic southern USA thing just use ketchup jelly and processed meatballs and you've got some real prison food.
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LifeSunDeath posted:just use ketchup jelly and processed meatballs and you've got some real prison food.
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Picnic Princess posted:What is this stupid poo poo I'm looking at here. Sorry for a facebook link. They're a ripoff of Uncrustables. Of course, that only kicks the can down the road to the question of why Uncrustables exist.
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Feb 19, 2018 23:18
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I'm into it.  Why would you have your 14 year old make you a brunch menu? 
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Feb 19, 2018 23:22
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The raw vegan duck l'orange is orange segments.
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Feb 19, 2018 23:27
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Ziv Zulander posted:I'm into it. Because grandparents love that kind of poo poo
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Ziv Zulander posted:Why would you have your 14 year old make you a brunch menu? Because this is precisely the sort of humour that grandparents love efb
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Feb 19, 2018 23:31
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Ziv Zulander posted:I'm into it. It's brunch for her grandmother. It's a fun family thing. Beep. Boop.
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I still don't get it. What is this "fun" ??
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Poops Mcgoots posted:Because grandparents love that kind of poo poo bike tory posted:Because this is precisely the sort of humour that grandparents love Facebook Aunt posted:It's brunch for her grandmother. It's a fun family thing. The Bloop posted:I still don't get it. What is this "fun" ?? Oh. 
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Feb 19, 2018 23:44
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They don't call you the bot master for nothing!
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To be fair, my guess would have been "faked for humor/internet attention" until I looked at the rest of that person's twitter. The STDH.txt thread has ruined me.
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Picnic Princess posted:What is this stupid poo poo I'm looking at here. Sorry for a facebook link. If your kid won’t eat the crust they sure as poo poo aren’t going to eat a pb&j made with whole wheat bread.
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Metaline posted:If your kid won’t eat the crust they sure as poo poo aren’t going to eat a pb&j made with whole wheat bread. I love whole wheat bread but p&j should be on white. Second only to fluffernutter.
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My kid would have drawn a dick and then lost the paper
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Harvey Mantaco posted:My kid would have drawn a dick and then lost the paper Your kid has moxie. Telling grandma to eat a dick is a bold move. Especially for brunch.
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Samovar posted:Christ has deserted us. This was the ungodliest time ever to live in. Capitalism, sexism and excess were the only religion. I can see this loveless delicacy of seafood, Cool Whip and mustard (I can't read the writing) resting on the worktop for Donald to return from the stock exchange, while the poor wife who prepared it is close to tears on the Davenport; a gelatinous milieu of hairspray, vodka and quaaludes. There are short, hoarse gulps of sorrow, but no water to cry, no sound. She can barely make out the tinny scratch of 'You Belong to Me' from the neighbour's wireless radio. Stalking. Mocking. That's pretty much what these old recipe cards say to me.
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Anti Food Porn / Food Fads: This was the ungodliest time ever to live in. Capitalism, sexism and excess were the only religion. I can see this loveless delicacy of seafood, Cool Whip and mustard (I can't read the writing) resting on the worktop for Donald to return from the stock exchange, while the poor wife who prepared it is close to tears on the Davenport; a gelatinous milieu of hairspray, vodka and quaaludes. There are short, hoarse gulps of sorrow, but no water to cry, no sound. She can barely make out the tinny scratch of 'You Belong to Me' from the neighbour's wireless radio. Stalking. Mocking.
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Anti Food Porn / Food Fads: I will show you fear in a handful of corn
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