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normal contact
Mar 19, 2010

Thots and Prayers posted:



I WILL NOT BREAK
UNTIL I BREAK

Legitimately couldn't tell whether or not this was a da share zone original

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vyst
Aug 25, 2009



JnnyThndrs
May 29, 2001

HERE ARE THE FUCKING TOWELS

Bombadilillo posted:

If you mean human changed fruit then check out ALL citrus. Which came from 5 original citrus fruits and you've probably only eaten 1 of the original. The Mandarin orange.

https://www.nationalgeographic.com/magazine/2017/02/explore-food-citrus-genetics/

I have three huge Pomelo trees in my front yard. The fruit is enormous, nearly the size of a regulation football, but it’s all peel; the inner part you eat is about the size of a golf ball. It’s also so unbelievably bitter that grapefruit tastes wonderful by comparison.

It’s fantastic and amazing that something as delicious as a modern orange was bred from this horrible thing.

Rough Lobster
May 27, 2009

Don't be such a squid, bro
Hah, I bought a pomelo once because it whoa giant grapefruit! What a ripoff!

Bombadilillo
Feb 28, 2009

The dock really fucks a case or nerfing it.

The 5 original citrus is super interesting to me and great trivia night material. Humans just smashed those 5 together and the results in different combos to make everything.


It's almost as if humans have been slow style loving with plant DNA for 50000 years. But let's arbitrarily pick fruits that existed in 1945 and call them heirloom and better. some taste good though

Also

https://youtu.be/2z-OLG0KyR4

Bombadilillo fucked around with this message at 17:12 on Jan 7, 2018

SpaceGoatFarts
Jan 5, 2010

sic transit gloria mundi


Nap Ghost

Bombadilillo posted:

It's almost as if humans have been slow style loving with plant DNA for 50000 years. But let's arbitrarily pick fruits that existed in 1945 and call them heirloom and better.

It's almost as if marketing is about exploiting the stupidity of people

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007

Plant varieties from the 40s almost always tasted better because they weren’t minmaxed for shelf life and color over flavor as much back then

5er
Jun 1, 2000
Probation
Can't post for 15 hours!

I loving love these guys.

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



https://mobile.twitter.com/dasharez0ne/status/945213334004969472

Lena Dunham
Sep 19, 2017


Yolomon Wayne
Jun 10, 2014

You call it "The Big Bang", but what really happened is
Grimey Drawer
Is this the war flashback or the comforting?

Unknowable Hole
Feb 2, 2005


Pillbug

Yolomon Wayne posted:

Is this the war flashback or the comforting?

Yes

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



Porn images describing innocent situations memes are probably my favorite classification of meme

SpacePig
Apr 4, 2007

Hold that pose.
I've gotta get something.

vyst posted:

Porn images describing innocent situations memes are probably my favorite classification of meme

I don't know if I prefer them or the old MS paint porn images to be worksafe thread.

limp_cheese
Sep 10, 2007


Nothing to see here. Move along.

SpacePig posted:

I don't know if I prefer them or the old MS paint porn images to be worksafe thread.

I miss that thread. You wouldn't happen to have a link to it?

Ein cooler Typ
Nov 26, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Madcosby
Mar 4, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

when you try to piggyback on the dihydrogen monoxide prank but dont understand why it was effective

Leroy Dennui
Aug 9, 2014

Gina McCarthy made us gay,
but we would not have met
had Biden not dropped his cones
:gaysper::frogbon:


You can't fool me, Pence! I know it's you!

The closest non-defunct Penzeys to me is 60+ miles away :psyduck:

Extra Large Marge
Jan 21, 2004

Fun Shoe
I've been pretty impressed with Penzey's Spices flat out "gently caress Trump" ad campaign.

Grevling
Dec 18, 2016


No wonder people get ill when the iron in their bodies is rusted from water consumption.
Intravenous Cola injections should be given in school.

your friend a dog
Nov 2, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
Love 2 see my brands hashtag resist

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012


Thots and Prayers posted:



I WILL NOT BREAK
UNTIL I BREAK

count down to school shooing in 3-2-1-0

TheMostFrench
Jul 12, 2009

Stop for me, it's the claw!



When a skeleton is carrying a skull around, does it mean the skeleton is a disability support worker helping the skull with no other bones?

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

It's an emotional support skull.

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012


TheMostFrench posted:

When a skeleton is carrying a skull around, does it mean the skeleton is a disability support worker helping the skull with no other bones?

It speaks the names of those who've wronged him in the past. Like that one time Tyler let door close on him even though he saw him coming, AND THAT BITCH STEPHANIE!

computer angel
Sep 9, 2008

Make it a double.
Its more of a structural support

Pvt.Scott
Feb 16, 2007

What God wants, God gets, God help us all
It’s a load-bearing skull.

Streak
May 16, 2004

by Nyc_Tattoo

Leroy Dennui posted:



You can't fool me, Pence! I know it's you!

The closest non-defunct Penzeys to me is 60+ miles away :psyduck:

drat that's some woke-rear end garlic

weg
Jun 6, 2006

Reassisted Retrogression

Article posted:

Authorities in Massachusetts are warning people to stop sharing a viral video depicting child pornography as it continues to spread across social media.

Norfolk District Attorney Michael W. Morrissey and State Police detectives assigned to his office are telling people to delete and report the video, but not to share it. The video shows the sexual assault of a child and it is being spread across the United States and internationally.
http://www.masslive.com/news/index.ssf/2018/02/police_in_massachusetts_warn_p.html

Holy poo poo people are stupid.

Leroy Dennui
Aug 9, 2014

Gina McCarthy made us gay,
but we would not have met
had Biden not dropped his cones
:gaysper::frogbon:


Amen, god bles

Leroy Dennui fucked around with this message at 01:23 on Feb 20, 2018

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



Typical Jesus cowering behind the sofa again

Arrhythmia
Jul 22, 2011

Leroy Dennui posted:



Amen, god bles

What a lovely Christian that teacher is. People take him off the cross and put him in a tomb. God drat there is a CANONICAL answer to this.

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

Linux Pirate posted:

count down to school shooing in 3-2-1-0

:eyepop:

Although, yeah, it's that you could say this at almost any time and be basically correct.

Bombadilillo
Feb 28, 2009

The dock really fucks a case or nerfing it.

Leroy Dennui posted:



Amen, god bles

A men

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
Bitch, why are you crying about your dead mother, I said everything is alright

morningdrew
Jul 18, 2003

It's toe-tapping-ly tragic!

"everything will be OK" said Jesus as he wiped her mother's brain matter from her forehead

Buttcoin purse
Apr 24, 2014


and he'll murder your parents too if you don't share this post.

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

ask's

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

Buttcoin purse posted:


and he'll murder your parents too if you don't share this post.

Thats a lovely retelling of a lovely tim mcgraw song

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Grevling
Dec 18, 2016

66.6% did not post it

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