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Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Slugnoid posted:

lmao how did you get that one given to you?

here you can have this one


Sometime this morning. :shrug:

https://i.imgur.com/4jxSkNc.mp4

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Kiss Kiss Bang Bang
Dec 28, 2007

Kiss this and hang



James Randi IS amazing. Also, whoever gave you that AV is slipping..wasn't that (or one really close to it) Literal Nazi Furry's actual AV?

1stGear
Jan 16, 2010

Here's to the new us.

Oh god, I got really worried that this was going to end with "Thank you James Randi 1928-2018".

Veni Vidi Ameche!
Nov 2, 2017

by Fluffdaddy

Voyager? gently caress that guy. I hope his ex-wife uses the place exclusively as a love nest to host dudes from the bar running trains on her six at a time, and posts a new video every week of her squirting all over the bridge while a stranger rails her rear end in a top hat while ash from the menthol cigarette clenched between his teeth falls onto her back.

There’s like a 100% chance that a dude with a Voyager house is a kiddie diddler, anyway. He deserves to lose the place.

Edit: Welp, whattaya know.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

1stGear posted:

Oh god, I got really worried that this was going to end with "Thank you James Randi 1928-2018".

He's really really really old (he was working as a professional stage magician and escapologist in the 1940s) and he recently had to cancel an appearance at a convention because he had a minor stroke. He's getting really frail these days. :smith:

Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

Mu Zeta posted:

I wonder if any Star Trek fans that think DS9 is the best Star Trek are pedophiles.

I mean who the gently caress loves Voyager that much? Only a pedophile could.

Wasn't Aatrek a massive fan and defender of Voyager? Really goes to show you can't trust anyone who liked it.

poptart_fairy
Apr 8, 2009

by R. Guyovich

Veni Vidi Ameche! posted:

Voyager? gently caress that guy. I hope his ex-wife uses the place exclusively as a love nest to host dudes from the bar running trains on her six at a time, and posts a new video every week of her squirting all over the bridge while a stranger rails her rear end in a top hat while ash from the menthol cigarette clenched between his teeth falls onto her back.

Writing wank fodder about other people is pretty weird, dude.

Clam Chowdown
May 8, 2006

That's an unacceptable answer, Donny!

Nckdictator posted:

It's hard not to feel sorry for the guy, especially since he sunk more than $150,000 into building his dream home

Rondette posted:

It was during this 17-year unemployed period he devoted himself to converting the flat into a replica of the Starship Enterprise

what the gently caress

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

poptart_fairy posted:

Writing wank fodder about other people is pretty weird, dude.

TO be honest if I owned a Voyager house, I would use it to film a whole series of XXX parodies.

Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

Iron Crowned posted:

TO be honest if I owned a Voyager house, I would use it to film a whole series of XXX parodies.

Probably be cheaper to hire most of the Voyager cast than porn stars at this point. Garrett Wang would probably do it for a couple of sandwiches.

Mu Zeta
Oct 17, 2002

Me crush ass to dust

They filmed like 200 episodes I'm sure the residuals are great

nevermind

https://twitter.com/GarrettRWang/status/456569754841403393

Mu Zeta has a new favorite as of 16:06 on Feb 20, 2018

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Mu Zeta posted:

They filmed like 200 episodes I'm sure the residuals are great

nevermind

https://twitter.com/GarrettRWang/status/456569754841403393

:lol: and I thought it was ridiculous that Cincinnati Bell sent me a check for $1.42 instead of just crediting my account

Kurieg
Jul 19, 2012

RIP Lutri: 5/19/20-4/2/20
:blizz::gamefreak:
Garrett Wang is apparently a super nice guy, and he tried to keep the peace between Mulgrew and Jeri Ryan.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

He's really really really old (he was working as a professional stage magician and escapologist in the 1940s) and he recently had to cancel an appearance at a convention because he had a minor stroke. He's getting really frail these days. :smith:

Watch a faith healer come up, restore his youth, and then claim the $1m.

Field Mousepad
Mar 21, 2010
BAE

Clam Chowdown posted:

what the gently caress

That's the part that confused me too. He had rich parents maybe? I'm not googling anything about him gently caress that.

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord
Maybe being a pedo trekkie pays well. Any mods want to weigh in?

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

ewiley posted:

That's a good way to gently caress up your Bacchus

oh dope
Nov 2, 2006

No guilt, it feeds in plain sight

Field Mousepad posted:

That's the part that confused me too. He had rich parents maybe? I'm not googling anything about him gently caress that.

His estranged wife was paying the mortgage, and he was maxing out credit cards. Not sure that explains everything, but there you go.

Icon Of Sin
Dec 26, 2008



Jippa
Feb 13, 2009
Standard.

https://twitter.com/CBSEveningNews/status/965968037747875840

Samizdata
May 14, 2007

Tagra posted:

I'm currently keeping an eye on this trainwreck: https://arstechnica.com/gaming/2018/02/flight-sim-devs-say-hidden-password-dump-tool-was-used-to-fight-pirates/


It's okay to invade privacy and steal all their passwords as long as the target is unequivocally guilty, right?

Right, especially as nothing can go wrong and possibly trigger the DRM accidentally.

Veni Vidi Ameche!
Nov 2, 2017

by Fluffdaddy

poptart_fairy posted:

Writing wank fodder about other people is pretty weird, dude.

That is not wank fodder. Not for me, anyway. However, if I were going to write wank fodder, it would definitely be about other people, and I'm pretty sure that's standard.

Scruff McGruff
Feb 13, 2007

Jesus, kid, you're almost a detective. All you need now is a gun, a gut, and three ex-wives.

Field Mousepad posted:

That's the part that confused me too. He had rich parents maybe? I'm not googling anything about him gently caress that.

I think the Pedo article mentioned that he declared bankruptcy because he paid for the whole Voyager conversion via loans. So basically he just subsisted for 16 years off of his wife paying the mortgage and just taking out more and more loans to pay for his ultimate nerd/pedo pad. I guess the real shad is on whatever bank kept lending him more money.

StrangersInTheNight
Dec 31, 2007
ABSOLUTE FUCKING GUDGEON

Obsoletely Fabulous posted:

He needs to get to a doctor like yesterday and get that treated so he doesn't lose his drat arm. A guy I know ended up with an infection that he didn't treat and he ended up in the hospital for almost a month. The infection was in his arm and started to spread. They cut his arm open from wrist to shoulder so they could clean the infection while just pouring IV antibiotics in to him. I guess they kept reopening the wound on his arm every day so they could clean it over and over.

Yep basically. Your basic wound care for this stuff is 1) unbandage, 2) spread wound open until you can see the bottom (SUPER important), 3) clean until bottom, 4) disinfect with some sort of anti-biotic to the bottom, 5) cover it in a soothing ointment (NOT neosporin, which closes the skin on top of your wound and makes it hard to clean to the bottom), 6) rebandage. Rinse and repeat multiple times daily until wound is fully healed.

A lot of people don't clean the wound all the way and that's where you get your issues where people gotta go to the doc ASAP for anti-biotics and such.

Source: my cat is a biter, and I've gotten skilled at treating the nasty bites over time. Cat bites are nasty as gently caress and often lead to serious infections if not treated correctly. But really, all it takes is vigilance and patience.

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord

Scruff McGruff posted:

I think the Pedo article mentioned that he declared bankruptcy because he paid for the whole Voyager conversion via loans. So basically he just subsisted for 16 years off of his wife paying the mortgage and just taking out more and more loans to pay for his ultimate nerd/pedo pad. I guess the real shad is on whatever bank kept lending him more money.

Some bank now owns a Star Trek Themed Possible Child Sex Dungeon. A solid investment on their part.

trickybiscuits
Jan 13, 2008

yospos
Good kitty :3:

oh dope
Nov 2, 2006

No guilt, it feeds in plain sight

Saint Freak posted:

Some bank now owns a Star Trek Themed Possible Child Sex Dungeon. A solid investment on their part.

Actually the wife does. And she's selling the apartment, so that guys life work is getting poo poo canned.

Sirotan
Oct 17, 2006

Sirotan is a seal.



You'll be shocked - SHOCKED! - to learn that almost all of the listings for women on this site are, in fact, fake:

https://twitter.com/jiveDurkey/status/965996852071096322


Also the landing page photo of the child molester has been replaced with this:



which has been stolen from a dentist:

https://twitter.com/jiveDurkey/status/965983495767150599

Sirotan has a new favorite as of 19:43 on Feb 20, 2018

StrangersInTheNight
Dec 31, 2007
ABSOLUTE FUCKING GUDGEON

Gorilla Salad posted:

I think there's something deeply broken with the genre of sci fi as a whole - and I say this as a nerd who consumed countless sci fi books growing up.

Looking back now, so many authors put so much creepy poo poo into their works.

From Heinlein's racism, incest and misogyny, Larry Niven's casual paedophilia and beastiality or Piers Anthony's love of rape, paedophilia, incest and coprophagia; so many authors seem to be deeply hosed in the head and just loved sharing it with the reader.

Talkin' bout Heinlein, I feel lile Stranger In A Strange Land is a "good" intro to sci-fi and how biased it can be, because it's full of racism and sexism, and the first half is interesting but the second half goes totally off the rails. They become a sex cult of people who can control their bodies with their minds, so all the people stay young and beautiful and the women all become blonde sex bots.

Not a joke, all the women choose to look the same at the end and have been taught to morph their features to do so.

This is of course because woman's greatest sadness is losing her beauty, as Jubal points out earlier in the book.

It ends with all of them eating the main character. Only after he dies, of course.

Yeah, sci-fi was/is pretty much a way for nerds to explore their issues (and what they feel are society's issues). Which is what I like about it, but it also leads to some weird-rear end poo poo.

StrangersInTheNight has a new favorite as of 19:46 on Feb 20, 2018

StrangersInTheNight
Dec 31, 2007
ABSOLUTE FUCKING GUDGEON
Looking back on these last two posts, the image I am presenting of myself is uh. Hmmm. Yeah. Cat bites and sci-fi. Hmm.

I should get out more.

SpacePig
Apr 4, 2007

Hold that pose.
I've gotta get something.

Sirotan posted:

You'll be shocked - SHOCKED! - to learn that almost all of the listings for women on this site are, in fact, fake:

https://twitter.com/jiveDurkey/status/965996852071096322


Also the landing page photo of the child molester has been replaced with this:



which has been stolen from a dentist:

https://twitter.com/jiveDurkey/status/965983495767150599

https://twitter.com/jiveDurkey/status/966000632791527425

Not sure if this one is just a joke, since KidLover might be a pull from The Office, but this is too funny.

Dutymode
Dec 31, 2008
nvm

crabrock
Aug 2, 2002

I

AM

MAGNIFICENT






as if i'd date a government employee. i only date small business owners, and in a pinch, an employee of a private company (as long as they aren't part of the leftist echo chamber like google or facebook).

Well Manicured Man
Aug 21, 2010

Well Manicured Mort
A worthy sequel to "They canceled my book:"

https://twitter.com/itsa_talia/status/966016713715314688

sandoz
Jan 29, 2009


a dying passion

Rockman Reserve
Oct 2, 2007

"Carbons? Purge? What are you talking about?!"

Some cursory research shows that Trump dating site is tied to a huge weird create-a-dating-site pyramid scheme thing called White Box Dating by Friends Worldwide, Inc. I'm not sure exactly how it's supposed to work but it advertises "pre-populated member databases" so I'm not at all surprised there's a bunch of obviously fake profiles.

trickybiscuits
Jan 13, 2008

yospos

StrangersInTheNight posted:

Talkin' bout Heinlein, I feel lile Stranger In A Strange Land is a "good" intro to sci-fi and how biased it can be, because it's full of racism and sexism, and the first half is interesting but the second half goes totally off the rails. They become a sex cult of people who can control their bodies with their minds, so all the people stay young and beautiful and the women all become blonde sex bots.

Not a joke, all the women choose to look the same at the end and have been taught to morph their features to do so.

This is of course because woman's greatest sadness is losing her beauty, as Jubal points out earlier in the book.

It ends with all of them eating the main character. Only after he dies, of course.

Yeah, sci-fi was/is pretty much a way for nerds to explore their issues (and what they feel are society's issues). Which is what I like about it, but it also leads to some weird-rear end poo poo.
A friend of mine just posted that the top five girls' names 2012-2016 all ended with A and then quoted, "A girl's name ending in 'a' - that always suggests a 'C' cup." --Jubal Harshaw in Robert Heinlein's Stranger in a Strange Land.

I don't even know how, or if, to handle this.

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!




StrangersInTheNight posted:

Yep basically. Your basic wound care for this stuff is 1) unbandage, 2) spread wound open until you can see the bottom (SUPER important), 3) clean until bottom, 4) disinfect with some sort of anti-biotic to the bottom, 5) cover it in a soothing ointment (NOT neosporin, which closes the skin on top of your wound and makes it hard to clean to the bottom), 6) rebandage. Rinse and repeat multiple times daily until wound is fully healed.

A lot of people don't clean the wound all the way and that's where you get your issues where people gotta go to the doc ASAP for anti-biotics and such.

Source: my cat is a biter, and I've gotten skilled at treating the nasty bites over time. Cat bites are nasty as gently caress and often lead to serious infections if not treated correctly. But really, all it takes is vigilance and patience.

I have a feeling that guy probably suffers from a serious lack of both.

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

DiggityDoink posted:

The people at Disney are in two of the hottest areas in America too so I'd imagine working summers as Donald Duck has you swimming in ball sweat after about 30 minutes.

Anaheim is dry and not especially hot. It'd still suck in a fursuit. Orlando is hell on earth and I'd hope they just keep the suit in a freezer full of ice packs.

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Tip Shades
Oct 28, 2016

Kurieg posted:

They've released an updated statement indicating that this whole thing was to catch one cracker, and that they never intended to use it against anyone except this one person.

Geez, why'd they have to bring race into this?

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