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I'm concerned because some say worldwide there are over 9000 genitals.
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Karate Bastard posted:I'm concerned because some say worldwide there are over 9000 genitals. Statistically, everyone has 1 labium and 1/2 a penis.
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Feb 20, 2018 18:45
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Syd Midnight posted:Statistically, everyone has 1 labium and 1/2 a penis. its actually more like 1.001 labium & 0.499 penis
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Feb 20, 2018 19:05
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Karate Bastard posted:This also brings me to an uneasy question which I feel apprehensive asking, but hypothetically, if you were faced with 1,500 genitals, say if you were required to sign off on reception thereof, how would you go about counting them off to ensure you had indeed received exactly 1,500 genitals and not merely an approximation? I guess this ties back to the first question, but what would be the identification process? How would you itemize them? What would be the enumeration strategy? At least the dicks should be pretty easy, assuming they are in the standard packaging (a bag). Everyone knows it's 15 per bag. 3 rows of 5. So just count bags and multiply by 15. Of course the buns only come in packs of 8 because that's how they get you!
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Feb 20, 2018 19:17
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The obvious answer is to tag them like wildlife.
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Feb 20, 2018 19:47
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I'm concerned many of them will be still attached to people, or internal, or hopefully both. How do you count that? I don't even know for sure how many genitals go in a person? This is a terrible conundrum.
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Feb 20, 2018 19:54
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Karate Bastard posted:How do you count that? I don't even know for sure how many genitals go in a person? That one's easy - it depends on how fun they are 
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Feb 20, 2018 20:08
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 Uhhh, I believe you'll find that oil was formed from the biomass of ancient sea creatures, not terrestrial animals.
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Feb 20, 2018 21:11
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While this is funny it could probably have been done in like 1/3 of the panels.
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Feb 20, 2018 21:17
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muscles like this! posted:While this is funny it could probably have been done in like 1/3 of the panels. The overwrought length is probably part of the joke, like the old "Better Nate than Lever" joke.
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Feb 20, 2018 21:20
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Syd Midnight posted:Statistically, everyone has 1 labium and 1/2 a penis. Fun (true) fact: almost everyone alive has more than the average number of arms.
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Feb 21, 2018 00:20
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muscles like this! posted:While this is funny it could probably have been done in like 1/3 of the panels. PBF did a similar but more straightforward gag in just 3 panels and even then they only really needed 2, they could have cut the first panel and shifted the speech bubble to the 2nd panel. 
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Feb 21, 2018 01:09
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:PBF did a similar but more straightforward gag in just 3 panels and even then they only really needed 2, they could have cut the first panel and shifted the speech bubble to the 2nd panel. I lik how the volcano in the second panel is meant to be a stand-in for the male dinosaur's (Saurolophus?) sexual climax. Mr. Bad Guy has a new favorite as of 02:20 on Feb 21, 2018 |
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Feb 21, 2018 02:18
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Samovar posted:
I thought it was supposed to be swamp forests. Like the tree biomass.
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Feb 21, 2018 04:02
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Bombadilillo posted:I thought it was supposed to be swamp forests. Like the tree biomass. It's currently thought that most coal came from trees that couldn't biodegrade while most oil came from sea biomass at the bottom of the ocean.
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Feb 21, 2018 19:30
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You guys all missed the part where the dinosaurs were speaking English.
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Feb 21, 2018 20:08
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RareAcumen posted:You guys all missed the part where the dinosaurs were speaking English. WFT
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Feb 21, 2018 20:15
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RareAcumen posted:You guys all missed the part where the dinosaurs were speaking English. Maybe we've been speaking Dinosaurish all along? #showerthoughts
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Feb 22, 2018 05:34
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RareAcumen posted:You guys all missed the part where the dinosaurs were speaking English. In the preface to his novel-length treatment of Nightfall, Isaac Asimov explains to the reader that the use of terrestrial terms such as "meter" and "hour" was meant to avoid the introduction of distracting jargon, even though clearly an alien species evolving on a world far away and very different from ours would be using different ways to measure distance and time. Also, despite what you might think from movies such as the Mankiewicz Julius Caesar and others, Romans did not simply speak English with Received Pronunciation.
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Feb 22, 2018 05:38
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romans actually all sounded like grand moff tarkin, eventhe kids
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Feb 24, 2018 09:49
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Absurd Alhazred posted:In the preface to his novel-length treatment of Nightfall, Isaac Asimov explains to the reader that the use of terrestrial terms such as "meter" and "hour" was meant to avoid the introduction of distracting jargon, even though clearly an alien species evolving on a world far away and very different from ours would be using different ways to measure distance and time. Well that's just plain courtesy right there.
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Feb 24, 2018 09:54
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Biplane posted:romans actually all sounded like grand moff tarkin, eventhe kids Except for Caesar, who sounded like Captain Needa.
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Feb 24, 2018 10:06
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"Missa comein no to praise Caesar, but to bury him!"
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Feb 24, 2018 10:08
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veni-a vidi-a vici-a
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Feb 24, 2018 11:01
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Feb 24, 2018 14:29
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Biplane posted:romans actually all sounded like grand moff tarkin, eventhe kids It's so annoying
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Feb 24, 2018 17:45
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the nobility of any civilization sounded like grand moff tarkin. the peasants and/or plebeians of any civilization sounded like gay cockney men
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Feb 24, 2018 20:55
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Mr. Bad Guy posted:I lik how the volcano in the second panel is meant to be a stand-in for the male dinosaur's (Saurolophus?) sexual climax. I love that so many Americans can barely balance their checkbook or manage their lives but have a super encyclopedic knowledge of dinosaurs. It really highlights the point at which the educational system failed most of the population.
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Feb 24, 2018 21:32
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Ornamental Dingbat posted:I love that so many Americans can barely balance their checkbook or manage their lives but have a super encyclopedic knowledge of dinosaurs. yeah, we need practical, field experience with dinosaurs to back up the textbook knowledge
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Feb 24, 2018 21:34
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Ornamental Dingbat posted:I love that so many Americans can barely balance their checkbook or manage their lives but have a super encyclopedic knowledge of dinosaurs. If you want to get really scared for this country, most Americans don't even USE checkbooks anymore.
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Feb 24, 2018 21:53
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BIG FLUFFY DOG posted:If you want to get really scared for this country, most Americans don't even USE checkbooks anymore. Why would we? Electronic banking eliminated the need to reconcile your records with the bank. Log in to the bank site, make sure no erroneous transactions are there, and if you're feeling ambitious check the math. With fancy things like phone apps you can just check your balance any time you want instead of having to track that on paper.
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Feb 24, 2018 22:00
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My 6th grade math teacher: "You need to learn long division because in the real world you won't carry a calculator on you at all times" lol
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Feb 24, 2018 22:04
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BIG FLUFFY DOG posted:If you want to get really scared for this country, most Americans don't even USE checkbooks anymore. If you use checks then you deserve death.
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Feb 24, 2018 22:27
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Even the US Government doesn't care about checks anymore. Or balances
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Feb 24, 2018 23:30
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I am Canadian, and most, if not every single one, retail stores don't accept hand written checks. Even then, most places don't accept even gst checks besides drug stores and grocery stores.
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Feb 24, 2018 23:50
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Being aghast that Kids These Days don't know how to balance a checkbook is like being shocked they don't know how to drive a horse and carriage.
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Feb 24, 2018 23:56
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Who What Now posted:If you use checks then you deserve death. There's one bill I'm forced to pay by check every month. I hate it a lot.
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Feb 24, 2018 23:56
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I don't know if it's just that I tend to live in cheap places but every apartment I've rented required giving an actual check to the front office. Even the places I've just looked at around here have all said that payment is by check only. I've had those days Garrand has a new favorite as of 00:04 on Feb 25, 2018 |
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Absurd Alhazred posted:There's one bill I'm forced to pay by check every month. I hate it a lot. Same, cashier's checks from your bank are your friend
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