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elise the great posted:the laboring vagina is basically a potato cannon edit: Baba Oh Really posted:Do lawyers normally talk about cases being actively worked on with non-lawyer folk?
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Elise, your book will have a chapter devoted to "Stories told to me by the Internet, with my rankings for plausibility", right? I *really* want your book to include your POV notes whenever possible. I'm going to remember that bit about your son's hair hanging from your crotch for a long, long time.
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Feb 20, 2018 19:16
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FogHelmut posted:"Smaller than a banana" what happened to the husband's dick when he put it in those jaws of life? Nothing at all unless she had an orgasm while he was in there, so......
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Feb 20, 2018 19:20
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Well, contractions don't even work like that anyway. The uterus contracts, the cervix relaxes, and the baby is pushed out into the birth canal. There isn't any incising done by the vagina opening.
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Feb 20, 2018 19:30
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FogHelmut posted:Well, contractions don't even work like that anyway. The uterus contracts, the cervix relaxes, and the baby is pushed out into the birth canal. There isn't any incising done by the vagina opening.  
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Feb 20, 2018 19:34
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FogHelmut posted:Well, contractions don't even work like that anyway. The uterus contracts, the cervix relaxes, and the baby is pushed out into the birth canal. There isn't any incising done by the vagina opening. Bad timing coming after the post from the nurse who gave birth less than a year ago that just said it does work like that.
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Feb 20, 2018 19:44
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The vagina doesn’t contract at the opening, no. If anything, the vadge itself expands and stretches to channel the force exerted by the contracting uterus— the vagina is the barrel of the potato cannon, the uterus is the hairspray ignition chamber. This isn’t like the way you behead your turds by rear end-pinching them in half when you realize you’re late for work. This is more like crushing force applied to a friable skin blob full of delicate joints and newly-calcified bones, squirting it out of a vagina that realistically isn’t ready to deliver. The dismemberment probably happened during a contraction, and the release of tension afterward probably allowed the detached head to move further down the vaginal canal, where the next contraction queefed it and all the unblockaded uterine contents out onto the sterile drapes.
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Feb 20, 2018 19:55
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Mr. Apollo posted:This is kinda Push it.mp3
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Feb 20, 2018 19:56
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Another bit of miscarriage-related  fuckery: a few years back, my weirdo best friend had a fairly early miscarriage at about 10 weeks. She hadn’t realized she was pregnant because her periods are super irregular, so she thought she was just having a really hellish period, until she passed something in the shower that looked like a gummy bear. She’s an artist, not a medical person. It took her a few minutes to figure out what it was. During that time she picked it up, turned it back and forth a few times, and then squished it. She said it was way easier to squish than a gummy bear would have been, and that’s how she knew.
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Feb 20, 2018 20:02
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'And although we must lay young Brandon to rest far, far too soon, we take solace and faith in the fact that he was very soft, softer indeed than a lowly gummi bear, and did not Jesus tell us to cherish the squishy?'
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Feb 20, 2018 20:06
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Baba Oh Really posted:Do lawyers normally talk about cases being actively worked on with non-lawyer folk? Depends. I sometimes complain about some aspect of a case to my girlfriend without any details or names and I sometimes talk about anonymized general examples when asked about [law question] that's actually from a case without saying it's from a case. But talking about cases I'm currently working in any sort of way that's identifiable to persons, institutions or places or in any kind of detail whatsoever? Hell no. My duty to prevent information about anything getting out is seriously strict, and I can't even admit someone's my client if that client doesn't wish it. Would I talk about the baby head thing? Maybe to a therapist, but no I wouldn't say a damned thing about any of all that to anyone because 1. Gross. and 2. that would be wayyy easy for someone to put two and two together and find out who I'm talking about. And I like my license, thank you very much. E: Like, I worked a personal injury case once for a five year old who was kidnapped, abused and almost murdered. Think I told anyone about that? No, thanks. People don't want to hear it and I don't want to be the weirdo who talks about that poo poo. And even on this anonymizing forum, that's also all I'll say about the case. There's an example for you. Nice piece of fish fucked around with this message at 20:18 on Feb 20, 2018 |
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Feb 20, 2018 20:13
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Nice piece of fish posted:People don't want to hear it  and if people didn't want to hear them, L&O wouldn't have gone 20 seasons. Hell, there's a whole channel pretty much dedicated to that kinda poo poo.
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Feb 20, 2018 20:44
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Turn back, thread
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Feb 20, 2018 20:54
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elise the great posted:Another bit of miscarriage-related Is your friend in anyway related to GE Cafe? https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=1882534 They seem to both have a habit of red things falling out of them in the shower.
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Feb 20, 2018 20:54
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if the next horrific premature death-birth story doesn't have Ice-T in it, i'm not interested
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Vargatron posted:I'm no obstetrician, but wouldn't an 18 week old fetus just be considered a miscarriage?  this is a real cartoon published in newspapers after the latest school shooting
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Feb 20, 2018 21:12
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Nenonen posted:
The response to this is so simple: We don't value human lives so abortions should not be banned and guns should
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Feb 20, 2018 21:14
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elise the great posted:Another bit of miscarriage-related Why would she squish the gummy bear instead of eating it? C'mon, free gummy bear!
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Feb 20, 2018 21:20
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ExecuDork posted:bearchat is a much better idea I was supposed to go and visit a nickel exploration camp on the west coast of Greenland in June of 2016. The trip was cancelled after the local guide did a low fly-by of the camp (Nissen huts, a supplies/POL dump and a generator tower) to discover that a "large family" of Polar Bears had moved in.
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Feb 20, 2018 21:20
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Man hit in horrific accident.
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Feb 20, 2018 22:10
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Nenonen posted:
How does this person think late abortions are performed
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Feb 20, 2018 22:25
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Kibayasu posted:How does this person think late abortions are performed a conservative political cartoonist? misinformed!? about women's medical procedures???!?
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Feb 20, 2018 22:30
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Kibayasu posted:How does this person think late abortions are performed With the tools labelled 'LATE TERM ABORTION", obviously 
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Feb 20, 2018 22:33
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Cthulu Carl posted:With the tools labelled 'LATE TERM ABORTION", obviously
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Feb 20, 2018 22:52
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Feb 20, 2018 23:05
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I'm not dumb enough to think that this would work, but I'm also not smart enough to explain why it wouldn't.
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Feb 20, 2018 23:09
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Hah I thought it was some sort of lock out/tag out system for a baggie of weed.
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Feb 20, 2018 23:17
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Artemis J Brassnuts posted:I'm not dumb enough to think that this would work, but I'm also not smart enough to explain why it wouldn't. I'm not qualified to answer this, but gently caress it I'll give it a shot. You want to ground equipment so if there's a short/failure, the electricity has a safe pathway out of the equipment, rather than say shocking an operator or energizing the cabinet. Pretty sure this is just a joke image cause holy gently caress I don't think anyone is really that dumb, but a common grounding technique is ground to earth, ie literal dirt. You can ground to the actual earth outside your facility, and the electricity is safely dissipated. The planet is big and can just absorb the electricity (resistance blah blah or something) This is grounding to a little baggie of dirt (earth lol) that isn't gonna do jack poo poo since there's no actual path for the electricity to leave the equipment. I'm sure someone much smarter than me is about to quote this and expose me for the fool I am. I await their abuse.
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Feb 20, 2018 23:28
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Thats too little earth it’ll just get full of electricity right away
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Feb 20, 2018 23:37
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`Nemesis posted:Pretty sure this is just a joke image I really, really hope so.
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Feb 20, 2018 23:41
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Artemis J Brassnuts posted:I'm not dumb enough to think that this would work, but I'm also not smart enough to explain why it wouldn't. If you don't have a ground, there are no electrons that can travel to the power plant.
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Feb 21, 2018 00:45
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It’s like a scaled down version of this. 
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Feb 21, 2018 01:24
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Mr. Apollo posted:It’s like a scaled down version of this. Well, to be fair, it is leaning up against that metal scaffolding, though with the paint it isn't a very good ground. Dunno, enough amperage, and I guess anyone walking around on that metal floor with we boots might be surprised.
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Feb 21, 2018 01:28
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releasing stuck post
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Feb 21, 2018 01:43
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spankmeister posted:releasing stuck post There's been a ton of these in the last few days. I'd ask Lowtax about it on twitter but, well...
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Feb 21, 2018 02:24
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Memento posted:There's been a ton of these in the last few days. I'd ask Lowtax about it on twitter but, well... God, I think it was mine. wtf did I do? Maybe I've stumbled on... a secret weapon or something.
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Feb 21, 2018 02:27
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BlankIsBeautiful posted:God, I think it was mine. wtf did I do? Maybe I've stumbled on... a secret weapon or something. Well the forums hamster who was dying in his wheel seems to have just been replaced, so we'll see if that improves the situation. The early days of nuclear research were the loving Wild West. https://twitter.com/NuclearAnthro/status/937134812027949056
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Feb 21, 2018 03:23
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Memento posted:The early days of nuclear research were the loving Wild West. It's just a bunch of atoms! They're tiny! We're big manly men! Some other early nuclear tests that featured similar craziness: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Demon_core A botched attempt at Jenga killed one guy: quote:Daghlian made a mistake while performing neutron reflector experiments on the core. ... The core was placed within a stack of neutron-reflective tungsten carbide bricks and the addition of each brick moved the assembly closer to criticality. While attempting to stack another brick around the assembly, Daghlian accidentally dropped it onto the core and thereby caused the core to go well into supercriticality, a self-sustaining critical chain reaction. And another two were killed when a screwdriver slipped: quote:[Testing] required the operator to place two half-spheres of beryllium (a neutron reflector) around the core to be tested and manually lower the top reflector over the core via a thumb hole on the top. As the reflectors were manually moved closer and farther away from each other, scintillation counters measured the relative activity from the core. Allowing them to close completely could result in the instantaneous formation of a critical mass and a lethal power excursion. Under Slotin's unapproved protocol, the only thing preventing this was the blade of a standard straight screwdriver, manipulated by the scientist's other hand.
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Feb 21, 2018 03:42
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Memento posted:Well the forums hamster who was dying in his wheel seems to have just been replaced, so we'll see if that improves the situation. .0000005 MWTh
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The concept is there. You just need a lot more material to literally have plenty of electrons to flow from easily. Take ships. They have their own ground. It's a big chunk of iron that's literally there to be a source of electrons to flow from. Note ground is relative. Most places we reference the literal ground and buildings have posts burried 8ish feet down to get to those sweet sweet infinite electrons. On a ship your 'ground' inside the boat can be 400v difference then the outside of the ship. Everything has to stay very isolated and there are ground testers all over. Tldr: joke of scale. A bag instead of the planet.
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