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Barudak posted:Send your friends to breastfeeding classes if available if theyve not gone already. Many moms complain of pain and long periods of time breastfeeding because theyre not doing it right, thinking that it should be self evident. When done right the kid is done in like 10-15 minutes and there is no nipple damage and minor if any pain. so you can teach babies to be faster? *nods seriously and painstakingly scrawls two words: "baby rollerskates"*
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I recommend baby NOS
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Barudak posted:I recommend baby NOS Boss Baby Driver
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Doggles posted:My GF(F/20) wants to have a sexual relationship with her ex, but stay together with me(M/20) because she stil loves me, but wants to feel this special magic feeling with another person again. (We‘ve been together for 2 years) She hosed her ex before you opened the relationship, she doesn't love you, and you don't have a girlfriend. How is this so drat hard?!
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Feb 20, 2018 22:22
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Pick posted:so you can teach babies to be faster? baby heelys, please
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AnoHito posted:She hosed her ex before you opened the relationship, she doesn't love you, and you don't have a girlfriend. Humans are extremely good at ignoring problems in order to pretend things are fine. Think of this man as less of a man and more a brown dog in a nice hat
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Feb 20, 2018 22:25
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Pls feed your babies and ignore prude retards on the street/online what kind of broke brained retard do you need to be as an adult to take offensive to a mother feeding their baby Sorry I had to get that off your chest
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Wassbix posted:Pls feed your babies and ignore prude retards on the street/online Babies are in fact fine if they do not drink constantly directly from the teat, there are multiple ways to feed a baby that do not involve acting like an animal.
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Feb 20, 2018 22:28
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thats a pretty weak red text
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Three Olives posted:Babies are in fact fine if they do not drink constantly directly from the teat, there are multiple ways to feed a baby that do not involve acting like an animal. We are animals.
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Feb 20, 2018 22:30
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rear end cobra posted:thats a pretty weak red text I didn't buy it, but I like the straightforwardness of it.
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rear end cobra posted:thats a pretty weak red text The sentiment is good but the red text itself is a bit shameful. They need to go back to the drawing board and make it a little more punchy and concise.
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Baronjutter posted:The sentiment is good but the red text itself is a bit shameful. They need to go back to the drawing board and make it a little more punchy and concise.  I would go with something like "Ask me why breastfeeding is worse than grooming a child for sex!"
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Three Olives posted:Babies are in fact fine if they do not drink constantly directly from the teat, there are multiple ways to feed a baby that do not involve acting like an animal. So prototypically for the first 3-6 months of a childs life, a baby will need to feed every three hours like clockwork or it begins to scream non loving stop as it believes it is dying. Their are other ways to do this, but the recommendation by every health organization is to breastfeed your child at least 6 months, with most recommending longer and up to around 2 years. What they dont recommend is feeding your child milk powder laced with cadmium and melamine, which is the route your mother took. Barudak fucked around with this message at 22:49 on Feb 20, 2018 |
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if you're not changing the av to a medical textbook drawing of a woman breast feeding a baby why even bother
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Barudak posted:So prototypically for the first 3-6 months of a childs life, a baby will need to feed every three hours like clockwork or it begins to scream non loving stop as it believes it is dying. Their are other ways to do this, but the recommendation by every health organization is to breastfeed your child at least 6 months, with most recommending longer and up to around 2 years.  In fact insurance companies are required by law to cover the cost!
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Barudak posted:So prototypically for the first 3-6 months of a childs life, a baby will need to feed every three hours like clockwork or it begins to scream non loving stop as it believes it is dying. Their are other ways to do this, but the recommendation by every health organization is to breastfeed your child at least 6 months, with most recommending longer and up to around 2 years. 
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Three Olives posted:
Youre aware that what youre looking at is a hand pump, yes? A device which is actually more inconvenient to use in public than just feeding the baby? Actually let me go one further; to continue getting milk and producing the correct amount of milk for their child (and to avoid health risks such as blocked and infected milk glands) a woman needs to pump every 3 hours or so, coincedentally the same schedule as their baby eats. The reason pumps are covered are not because they are better in anyway than just directly feeding your baby, they are infact demonstrably worse at expressing milk, they are covered because women who work dont have their baby at the office, which you might have noticed if you could look past the edge of your own goddamn nose, and as such need some device to help them keep making milk and their breasts healthy even when they dont have access to their child. And you know what, you cant even claim you dont understand upkeep costs because you pay a goddamn association fee for your condo.
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Barudak posted:What they dont recommend is feeding your child milk powder laced with cadmium and melanin, which is the route your mother took.
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Feb 20, 2018 22:47
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poor lil chap grew up so starved for real protein he's sucking cocks to this day
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Barudak posted:So prototypically for the first 3-6 months of a childs life, a baby will need to feed every three hours like clockwork or it begins to scream non loving stop as it believes it is dying. Their are other ways to do this, but the recommendation by every health organization is to breastfeed your child at least 6 months, with most recommending longer and up to around 2 years. Protip: nicotine is an appetite suppressant. Your baby will be able to go longer between meals if you give them a nice big cigarette.
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Yawgmoth posted:As much as I love this burn, I think you meant melamine. Thank you, youre absolutely right.
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Barudak posted:Youre aware that what youre looking at is a hand pump, yes? A device which is actually more inconvenient to use in public than just feeding the baby? I was aware the point I was trying to make is that ways to both feed a baby and not whipping your breast out and sticking the baby to it in public exist and should be utilized by well mannered people. I understand pregnant women have to pee a lot too but I don't see them walking around with those pee bottle funnel things so they can pee without going somewhere private.
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Pick posted:poor lil chap grew up so starved for real protein he's sucking cocks to this day 
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It's weird when there's a gay dude that is super misogynistic. Idk why it's weird to me, it just is.
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Three Olives posted:I was aware the point I was trying to make is that ways to both feed a baby and not whipping your breast out and sticking the baby to it in public exist and should be utilized by well mannered people. I understand pregnant women have to pee a lot too but I don't see them walking around with those pee bottle funnel things so they can pee without going somewhere private. that reason is that you're a dumbass belligerent fucker
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my wife couldnt breastfeed (not enough production & it wouldnt express properly) and we had to do formula and it made her feel like a failure as a woman and hurt to see so i dont begrudge any woman breastfeeding their child. i was only sorta mad that i bought a $400 pump that couldn't get used.
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big trivia FAIL posted:my wife couldnt breastfeed (not enough production & it wouldnt express properly) and we had to do formula and it made her feel like a failure as a woman and hurt to see so i dont begrudge any woman breastfeeding their child. i was only sorta mad that i bought a $400 pump that couldn't get used. Have you tried it on your wiener?
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Pick posted:I am genuinely shocked no one thought GB was an alt of mine, but as I've said before and is the god's truth, I have no alts or parachutes. There is only Pick I meant that the stuff you said about men being emotional and irrational was true. Human beings do not operate on a rational/non-emotional basis without training and effort, and even then only in short bursts. I'm just giving you a hard time.
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I have a question for women who breastfeed: once the baby is on there nice and tight, how fast can you spin around before the baby goes flying off?
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Oscar Wild posted:Have you tried it on your wiener? i cannot say the thought never crossed my mind but no i did not its not really shaped appropriately
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ArbitraryC posted:I wanna see a r/relationship post about a lady who's husband harasses her for going somewhere private to breastfeed. Sorry, couldn't find that. I did find this though. My [32F] husband [29M] has told me that he wants me to breastfeed him, it's something that's never crossed my mind and I'm a little overwhelmed by it! quote:u/IcoDawn
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Three Olives posted:I was aware the point I was trying to make is that ways to both feed a baby and not whipping your breast out and sticking the baby to it in public exist and should be utilized by well mannered people. I understand pregnant women have to pee a lot too but I don't see them walking around with those pee bottle funnel things so they can pee without going somewhere private. Youre aware that it is common for not only pregnant women but especially women following childbirth to wear liners and/or full adult diapers to absorb urine involuntarily released due to loss of muscle control? These are involuntary things; where a baby decides to be hungry is involuntary, and if it happens to occur in public without ready options to go somewhere private there should be no issue in doing it. Or keep holding your position and I will hold mine that your merest existence is unacceptable in polite society and you should only happen in a private residence. COMRADES posted:It's weird when there's a gay dude that is super misogynistic. Idk why it's weird to me, it just is. It happens so much more often than people think; log cabin republicans are basically nothig but that.
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cumshitter posted:I have a question for women who breastfeed: once the baby is on there nice and tight, how fast can you spin around before the baby goes flying off? Can you get one on each booby and spin them like nipple tassels?
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cumshitter posted:I have a question for women who breastfeed: once the baby is on there nice and tight, how fast can you spin around before the baby goes flying off? If you hold the child in the “football” position youve got them locked in pretty drat good unless hall of fame linebacker Ray Lewis comes for you.
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Doggles posted:My GF(F/20) wants to have a sexual relationship with her ex, but stay together with me(M/20) because she stil loves me, but wants to feel this special magic feeling with another person again. (We‘ve been together for 2 years) He's obviously a child but I sorta resent the notion that the new barometer for how mature you are is based on how cool you are with your SO loving other people.
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Barudak posted:If you hold the child in the “football” position youve got them locked in pretty drat good unless hall of fame linebacker Ray Lewis comes for you. Leon Lett, notorious for his mishandling of footballs, babies.
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The Ferret King posted:He's obviously a child but I sorta resent the notion that the new barometer for how mature you are is based on how cool you are with your SO loving other people. Remember Pete; the true and legendary beacon of maturity in that situation.
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