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ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

Rah! posted:

lmao guys mike pence fucks/gets hosed by horses

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Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


the pissed ape
brings the pisstape

GSD
May 10, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo
lmao florida reps looking the kids straight in the eye and tellin them to get lost

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007


Kushner is the living embodiment of the undeserving rich, and as such will never suffer any repercussions ever.

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler

GSD posted:

lmao florida reps looking the kids straight in the eye and tellin them to get lost

well yeah they can't vote

jerry seinfel
Jun 25, 2007


https://twitter.com/louisemensch/status/956507441306525696

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

logikv9 posted:

well yeah they can't vote

like they'd care then

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



Shageletic posted:

Kushner is the living embodiment of the undeserving rich, and as such will never suffer any repercussions ever.

also donald trump

MysteriousStranger
Mar 3, 2016
My "vacation" is a euphemism for war tourism in Ukraine for some "bloody work" to escape my boring techie job and family.

Ask me about my warcrimes.

Shageletic posted:

Kushner is the living embodiment of the undeserving rich, and as such will never suffer any repercussions ever.

Oh his 666 place is going to go bankrupt. Trump will probably also feed him to the wolves to save his own rear end.

Shark Sandwich
Sep 6, 2010

by R. Guyovich

ArmZ posted:

if W gave us Obama what will Trump give us? besides the piss tape

President Bernie Sanders having his first socialist kiss with Prime Minister Jeremy Corbyn

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004


:eyepop:

Trazz
Jun 11, 2008

ArmZ posted:

stupid band names I thought of on the train instead of responding to emails

Ken Bone and the Trumps

Mueller and the MAGAs

Temporary Clearance

Kelly's Heroes

McMaster and the Baiters

Porter's Punch

Tweeter's Delight

Do Something Daddies

Hoprah and the Libtards

Maralago Minions

PTIR

Ben Ghazi and the Buttery Males

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe

logikv9 posted:

well yeah they can't vote donate ten million to a primary opponent

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
https://twitter.com/KFILE/status/966090009370652672

Ho hum

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY
Guns have more value than teenagers.

Less upkeep with the guns.
Guns don't talk back.
You can put guns away.
Human capital is also overflowing at the moment.

Agronox
Feb 4, 2005

SKULL.GIF posted:

love to clean up and prep my hogg

:same:

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc
https://twitter.com/AriFleischer/status/965592246165889025

hello kids, are you interested in some True Facts?

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

quote:

Sources close to both families have told me that before the couple decided to move to Washington, they warned Kushner and Ivanka that they would be putting themselves and their families’ companies under unnecessary scrutiny. “We wanted to protect them,” one person who advised them told me on Monday, “but you can’t protect people when they’re voluntarily sticking their head into the loving guillotine.”

:getin:

Billzasilver
Nov 8, 2016

I lift my drink and sing a song

for who knows if life is short or long?


Man's life is like the morning dew

past days many, future days few


cucked lol

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

Mr Hootington posted:

Guns have more value than teenagers.

Less upkeep with the guns.
Guns don't talk back.
You can put guns away.
Human capital is also overflowing at the moment.

guns only vote republican

Duckaerobics
Jul 22, 2007


Lipstick Apathy

NofrikinfuN posted:

I wonder where all the people that decry gay marriage fall on this subject. If letting people marry the same gender results in bestiality or whatever, does child marriage mean people will start wedding fetuses in utero?

Really strange that they aren't as opposed to child marriage as they are to same sex marriage. :thunk:

If you can't sell your girl children to a rich pervert then what are they for?

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe

lol these people are the funniest when they turn on each other like enemies in doom

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006



*adjusts glasses, a smug smile crosses the lips*

True.

wait no false

*panics, adult diaper falls off, slips on poop, falls down stairs*

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

sure, why not

Addamere
Jan 3, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Sir Tonk posted:

https://twitter.com/AriFleischer/status/965592246165889025

hello kids, are you interested in some True Facts?

LIKE A SMALL BOAT ON THE OCEAN

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



if those kids wanted their elected representatives to listen to their opinions they should have given them millions of dollars just like everyone else

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY
Thr more kids that die means less resources boomers have to give away.

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc
https://twitter.com/KFILE/status/966094637093085184

he seems ok actually

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy

MysteriousStranger posted:

Oh his 666 place is going to go bankrupt. Trump will probably also feed him to the wolves to save his own rear end.

Like, I know he and his family are idiots but how do gently caress things up that bad in manhattan?

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

Shear Modulus posted:

also donald trump

Trump is the living embodiment of shuckster America and the evil that lies in all men's hearts.

I've created a 21 person new pantheon touching on Gaiman and Platos, which I illucidate shortly, firstly Grimace is the source of all pain and furthermore

Qurnah
May 9, 2008

every treumpo you take
and every trumoe you make
Grimey Drawer

Sir Tonk posted:

https://twitter.com/AriFleischer/status/965592246165889025

hello kids, are you interested in some True Facts?

yeah but she's gonna get LOCKED UP!

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


got high made food forgot about food lmao TRUMO

Solarin
Nov 15, 2007

Duscat posted:

lol these people are the funniest when they turn on each other like enemies in doom

chud.wad

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


GobiasIndustries posted:

Like, I know he and his family are idiots but how do gently caress things up that bad in manhattan?

he bought the property at the peak of its value and it's declined in valuation since then, so he doesn't have sufficient financial leverage against the mortgage or something

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





NofrikinfuN posted:

I wonder where all the people that decry gay marriage fall on this subject. If letting people marry the same gender results in bestiality or whatever, does child marriage mean people will start wedding fetuses in utero?

Really strange that they aren't as opposed to child marriage as they are to same sex marriage. :thunk:

you're probably right that many people are/appear to be hypocritical about this but please never forget that one of the standard arguments against gay marriage was the slippery slope redefining marriage would create, a Pandora's Fucks, if you will, unlocked by the hubris of man's legal system (:911: because this holy union was ordained by god :911:)

it was "gay marriage? redefine it once and then we'll be redefining it to allow for polygamy! pedophilia! bestiality! we can't have that!!!"

ofc the refutation to this bullshit slippery slope is the same as any: ok, so...... simply don't do that if you're scared of those things, and these things aren't related.

and then the legislature of Missouri turns around and willfully does that lmao

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

considering how Russia got their candidate to run and win I think maybe they influenced the election

Billzasilver
Nov 8, 2016

I lift my drink and sing a song

for who knows if life is short or long?


Man's life is like the morning dew

past days many, future days few

lol that 2018 is sincerely asking the gay vs pedophile question

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


euphronius posted:

considering how Russia got their candidate to run and win I think maybe they influenced the election

https://twitter.com/JessicaHuseman/status/966096376718381057

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
https://twitter.com/k_morrissey/status/965925568171487232

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punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



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