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Gavok
Oct 10, 2005

Brock! Oh, man, I'm sorry about your...

...tooth?


muscles like this! posted:

Let me just break down how The Curse of Bigfoot works.

The movie starts with an interminable scene where a monster very slowly moves through some woods toward a house. The monster finally reaches the house and then the scene ends. Cut to:

A professor turning off a projector who starts to talk about monsters and then we learn that the previous scene was a movie? The professor talks about Bigfoot and how two loggers met Bigfoot. Cut to:

A long scene of logging culminating in two dorks stopping their truck, getting out and wandering through some woods until one of them gets killed? Cut to:

Back to the class where a guest lecturer shows up to talk about Bigfoot and says the following story happened to him and that all the people involved are institutionalized. Cut to:

The actual movie which is about a high school teacher (the narrator), an archaeologist and a grip of students who are going on a field trip to a small town in Oregon which has an Indian site nearby. They eventually encounter a monster, which has nothing to do with Bigfoot as it is some kind of ancient mummy they find buried in a mountain cave. Also nothing happens to any of the students that would drive them crazy as the monster is handily defeated with very few deaths. Once they defeat the monster the movie just ends without going back to the class.

The whole thing is weirdly constructed and kind of feels like someone pieced a film together out of separate parts.

I finally watched this based on this post and I'm kind of disappointed. The structure of the movie is just as awful as you described, but it's so boring and unwatchable that you can't have enough fun with how stupid it all is. Like, if this was in any way enjoyable to sit through, this movie would be up there with Manos and the Room.

It's kind of like RiffTrax's Monster A-Go-Go.

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SirPhoebos
Dec 10, 2007

WELL THAT JUST HAPPENED!

^^OTOH Curse of Bigfoot is great for fans of listening to Mike Bill and Kevin just loose it.^^

Canned Panda posted:

New riff was released on Friday: Invasion of the Animal People!




https://www.rifftrax.com/invasion-of-the-animal-people

Watching this one really felt like prime Sci-Fi era MST.

Mmm, I just love an incomprehensible black-and-white film. It's the perfect thing to put on in the background.

SirPhoebos fucked around with this message at 23:55 on Feb 12, 2018

RandomPauI
Nov 24, 2006


Grimey Drawer
Is there a way to suggest shorts for riffing? This short on Pressure Cookers should be especially riffable.

There's a busy housewife, a rush to plate a loaf of sliced bread, regular meals of meat as big as a human head, a daughter gets an advance on her allowance to buy a pressure cooker, a mother who couldn't imagine cooking more than one type of vegetable at a time, love that's conditional on cooking well, teenagers with wedding rings, a grown man having trouble eating spaghetti, and vague warnings to not deviate too much from the cooking process.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZavYMVXYam8

IUG
Jul 14, 2007


They have a link on their site to suggest a riff. But it seems like it's mostly feature length stuff.

http://ideas.rifftrax.com/forums/244244-rifftrax-movie-requests

BDawg
May 19, 2004

In Full Stereo Symphony

RandomPauI posted:

Is there a way to suggest shorts for riffing? This short on Pressure Cookers should be especially riffable.

There's a busy housewife, a rush to plate a loaf of sliced bread, regular meals of meat as big as a human head, a daughter gets an advance on her allowance to buy a pressure cooker, a mother who couldn't imagine cooking more than one type of vegetable at a time, love that's conditional on cooking well, teenagers with wedding rings, a grown man having trouble eating spaghetti, and vague warnings to not deviate too much from the cooking process.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZavYMVXYam8

That was fantastic. Thank you for sharing.

ringu0
Feb 24, 2013


Looks like there is a live stream from London:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cz532mGsVgc

RandomPauI
Nov 24, 2006


Grimey Drawer
Thanks for the info, I added it to the list of suggestions. Fingers crossed!

Junior Jr.
Oct 4, 2014

by sebmojo
Buglord
Just got back from the UK live show and GODDAMN it was great. I only attended the Samurai Cop screening but it was still fun.

They riffed on this short before the film:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-JfnhABs9U

I think it's the first time they did it, I can't recall them doing a studio version on their site.

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
Nope, they riffed that before the Five Doctors.

RandomPauI
Nov 24, 2006


Grimey Drawer
I don't think "Atmospheric Penetration: Basic Dynamics of Re-Entry" is riffable because of a 4-minute long technical segment. But the idea of them riffing a short where a cartoon character designs an ICBM is still amusing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6hb9be6Sg0U

"A Step Saving Kitchen" might work. What farmer's wife hasn't written to the USDA asking for help with kitchens?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gHUL3i4O5kU

RandomPauI fucked around with this message at 13:05 on Feb 17, 2018

pr0p
Dec 8, 2011
People keep succumbing to Rollergator. The rifffam has wrought a horror.

hemale in pain
Jun 5, 2010




Junior Jr. posted:

Just got back from the UK live show and GODDAMN it was great. I only attended the Samurai Cop screening but it was still fun.

They riffed on this short before the film:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-JfnhABs9U

I think it's the first time they did it, I can't recall them doing a studio version on their site.

Me and my bf really wanted to go to this but we went to the room like a week earlier and blew the budget on watching bad movies already.

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


Watching Invasion of the Animal People and one thing that's really bugging me is how nobody is ever dressed for the weather. Like how the playboy geologist doesn't wear a hat or coat up high up in the mountains of Lapland.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
I kind of liked the last half hour of Starship Invasions. The space battles were really neat looking... for the 50s.

I Am Fowl
Mar 8, 2008

nononononono

muscles like this! posted:

Watching Invasion of the Animal People and one thing that's really bugging me is how nobody is ever dressed for the weather. Like how the playboy geologist doesn't wear a hat or coat up high up in the mountains of Lapland.

It's a fascinating movie to try and puzzle out. For example, it has almost no sound effects, just a scant few stock ones.

Canned Panda
Jul 10, 2012




RiffTrax is going to have a Q&A through the Kickstarter Twitter account on the 26th.

I'm assuming that is when we will find out this year's live shows.

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
Is it just me or is the original dialog in Invasion of the Animal People barely comprehensible half of the time? Seemed a bit more of a problem than usual with old films. That said it's a pretty good riff and the movie itself is delightfully cheese 50s b-grade stuff.

mobby_6kl fucked around with this message at 13:53 on Feb 20, 2018

ringu0
Feb 24, 2013


RiffTrax Live 2018 Kickstarter

RiffTrax posted:

RiffTrax is performing two Live Shows in 2018 simulcast to hundreds of movie theaters nationwide: SPACE MUTINY and KRULL!

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
gently caress yeah Space Mutiny.

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


If you pledge at the $500 level you get to make your own "Big McLargeHuge" name for Ryder.

Paper Kaiju
Dec 5, 2010

atomic breadth

gently caress. Yes.

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

gently caress yeah Space Mutiny.

It's going to be tough to top themselves on this one. The original had such great riffs. Although, they will now be able to make Battlestar Galactica jokes.

Rirse
May 7, 2006

by R. Guyovich
What was cut from the Scifi airing for Space Mutiny? Only thing I remember hearing was some actual subplot with the "space pirates" that we only see their stolen Cylon ship blow up.

SirPhoebos
Dec 10, 2007

WELL THAT JUST HAPPENED!

Rirse posted:

What was cut from the Scifi airing for Space Mutiny? Only thing I remember hearing was some actual subplot with the "space pirates" that we only see their stolen Cylon ship blow up.

I heard the disabled guy that gets roasted does more scenery chewing that got left out.

ringu0
Feb 24, 2013


Speaking of, Blu-ray of Krull is only six bucks on amazon

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

ringu0 posted:

Speaking of, Blu-ray of Krull is only six bucks on amazon

A friend recently gave me a copy of it on DVD.

Big Mean Jerk
Jan 27, 2009

Well, of course I know him.
He's me.
I watched Krull for the first time recently and it was... okay? It's definitely a bad movie, but it's one of the rare ones that's able to hold your attention. Should be decent riff material, especially the dodgy Cyclops mask.

Canned Panda
Jul 10, 2012




New riff:

Son of Sinbad
https://www.rifftrax.com/son-of-sinbad

quote:

At some point, Howard Hughes found time in between meticulously cataloging his urine jar collection and forcing Smithers into the Spruce Moose at gunpoint to produce a film about the Son of Sinbad!

It stars, well… a guy named Sinbad! His son is nowhere to be seen! We are told that his father is also named Sinbad, but he does not make an appearance! Would it have been easier to just make the character Sinbad instead of the Son of Sinbad? Perhaps! But maybe this is the kind of confusion that arises when your executive producer is distracted with his many, many jars of urine.

Also appearing in the film is legendary Persian poet, astronomer, and mathematician, Omar Khayyam, who is of course played by noted Missouri native Vincent Price. We believe Price was only available because he’d foolishly turned down the role of T’Challa.

It’s a Sinbad movie, but unlike Shazaam, it’s very real, so join Mike, Kevin, and Bill for this RiffTrax of Son of Sinbad!

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light
We're fully funded now.

Awaiting stretch goals.

Big Mean Jerk
Jan 27, 2009

Well, of course I know him.
He's me.
If anyone's still on the fence about the Kickstarter this year, they just announced that $1 backers will get 10 free shorts, plus $1 credit each if you already own one of them.

SirPhoebos
Dec 10, 2007

WELL THAT JUST HAPPENED!

The newest riff is...BUCK ROGERS!
:neckbeard:
...with Elliot and Potter.
:(

Jikes
Dec 18, 2005

candy of the ocean
A guy I went to college with is the son of the man who produced Krull, he scored all kinds of cool points by having one of the original glaives hanging on his dorm wall. Krull was kind of his dad's master opus and he has mixed feelings about the riff, but I guess he's glad to see the film get any kind of renewed attention.

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer

Big Mean Jerk posted:

I watched Krull for the first time recently and it was... okay? It's definitely a bad movie, but it's one of the rare ones that's able to hold your attention. Should be decent riff material, especially the dodgy Cyclops mask.

The only real problem- but it's kind of a big one- is that the film's entire second act is basically "the characters try to figure out where the bad guy's fortress will teleport to next." It really feels like the plot isn't moving at all because it's just them looking for directions.

RandomPauI
Nov 24, 2006


Grimey Drawer
I'll wait for a few more reviews before getting the Buck Rogers riff, though I'm partial to getting it.

Big Mean Jerk
Jan 27, 2009

Well, of course I know him.
He's me.

Maxwell Lord posted:

The only real problem- but it's kind of a big one- is that the film's entire second act is basically "the characters try to figure out where the bad guy's fortress will teleport to next." It really feels like the plot isn't moving at all because it's just them looking for directions.

For sure, that film meanders constantly once they enter the swamp bog location and it doesn’t really entertain you again until the ridiculous fire-Clydesdale scene.

DivisionPost
Jun 28, 2006

Nobody likes you.
Everybody hates you.
You're gonna lose.

Smile, you fuck.
New stretch goals! Here are the marks they’re aiming for and what gets riffed if they’re hit.

• $360K - Stranger Things Episode 1, free to $75+ backers
• $380K - A Talking Cat!?!, free to $85+ backers
• $400K - Star Wars: The Last Jedi, free to $100+ backers

There will also be a new Shorts DVD at $425K and another soft enamel pin—of either the Ice Cream Bunny or Mike, Kevin, and Bill—at $450K, also free to $100+ backers.

A Big Dark Yak
Dec 28, 2007
It's only the end of the world.

DivisionPost posted:

• $380K - A Talking Cat!?!, free to $85+ backers

A friend and I split a bottle of brandy to try to get through this movie, and it was so impossibly bad, still. The riff for it could be amazing or terrifying.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

A Big Dark Yak posted:

A friend and I split a bottle of brandy to try to get through this movie, and it was so impossibly bad, still. The riff for it could be amazing or terrifying.

What the gently caress is this movie? And I was going to ask how the gently caress they got Eric Roberts but I found the answer:

Wikipedia posted:

Eric Roberts' dialogue was recorded in 15 minutes.

He probably took a smoke break from the afternoon shift at the Sizzler in Van Nuys and was back in time for the dinner rush.

EDIT: Eric Roberts' Twitter feed is quite a thing to experience.

Vincent Van Goatse fucked around with this message at 08:24 on Mar 13, 2018

Breadallelogram
Oct 9, 2012


All the shorts got unlocked on the kickstarter. If you pledge just $1 you get 10 shorts (or $1 in store credit for any short you already have in your library). Pretty good deal. Even better if they add any more stuff for all backers.

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/rifftrax/rifftrax-live-2018-space-mutiny-and-krull

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A Big Dark Yak
Dec 28, 2007
It's only the end of the world.

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

What the gently caress is this movie?

It's the movie that made us ask "Why does this kids' movie look vaguely like softcore gay porn?" And then we learned about the bizarre oeuvre of Mr. David DeCoteau.

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