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Evil_Greven
Feb 20, 2007

Whadda I got to,
whadda I got to do
to wake ya up?

To shake ya up,
to break the structure up!?

Admiral Ray posted:

you know i think i'm finally getting why civilian casualties don't matter to the US: we don't even care when we murder our own children, why would we when we murder yours?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oyFQVZ2h0V8

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Quotey
Aug 16, 2006

We went out for lunch and then we stopped for some bubble tea.

Lastgirl posted:

you don't know?

syrian babies are gassed to be liquidated into pepsi flavors


mormonpartyboat posted:

really, obama made it by refusing to deal with the syrian famine a decade ago

but before that, pepsico realized the the purest cola flavor was provided by adding gasified babies to its carbonation mix. they were found out, and issued a public ethics statement that was carefully crafted.

head on over to pepsi's website http://www.pepsico.com/sustainability/A-Z-Topics and search for 'responsible research' and you'll find

but it was a red herring - with the unrest in syria, pepsico has been allying with the assad regime to get fresh children from the chaos of the civil war, rather than 'embryos or fetuses'

that picture is mr Co himself, there at the syrian gasification plant to receive fresh carbonation right from the source

im so confused

this isn't hypernormalising at all, please cease

Quotey
Aug 16, 2006

We went out for lunch and then we stopped for some bubble tea.

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


Crusader posted:



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:hai:

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

Quotey posted:

im so confused

this isn't hypernormalising at all, please cease

you may not like it

but this is what peak flavor performance tastes like

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe

it's like banning ten thousand spoons when all you need is a gun

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Guy Goodbody posted:

which is fucke dup because fat people can be really tough in combat situatuions



you're joking

jest shoot tranq darts at the roller blades

mandatory lesbian
Dec 18, 2012

freckle posted:

there has never been any thread but this one

ah, of course

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science
https://twitter.com/GuardianUS/status/966122681295917056

lol owned

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

Quotey posted:

this isn't hypernormalising at all, please cease

if you've come up with a flavor that tops gassified syrian babies, I'd like to hear it

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
RC stands for Royal Cum Cola.

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006




d'souza, who lives in california, is on probation and therefore able to vote again. https://www.brennancenter.org/criminal-disenfranchisement-laws-across-united-states

i annoy ppl by bringing this up but i think it is important because i think there are a lot of people w past felony convictions who could regain the franchise but mistakenly think they cant because of the widespread incorrect belief that permanent felon disenfranchisement is universal

Evil_Greven
Feb 20, 2007

Whadda I got to,
whadda I got to do
to wake ya up?

To shake ya up,
to break the structure up!?

They're very vocal idiots, though.

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
dinesh,

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy

between this and Dinesh weve had some good self owns today

Fluoride Jones
Aug 24, 2009

toot toot

Aide to (((Florida lawmaker)))

Quotey
Aug 16, 2006

We went out for lunch and then we stopped for some bubble tea.
dont you people understand that in the trump thread people are liable to believe anything?

i'm dumb, there's a duty of loving care here

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
Denying voting rights to felons is incredibly bad, even if it means Dinesh can vote again

Blatzmobile
Nov 1, 2012

This mission is too important for me to allow you to jeopardize it.
The rape of Nanking?? Cheers mates :)

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


tacodaemon posted:

in actuality pepsi was originally called "brad's drink" (after inventor caleb bradham) and imo thats almost as funny as the rat poison thing

:doggo:

Quotey
Aug 16, 2006

We went out for lunch and then we stopped for some bubble tea.
https://twitter.com/WYR_bot/status/965813288222248961

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
dinesh is trending on twitter so he hosed up bigly

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

Quotey posted:

dont you people understand that in the trump thread people are liable to believe anything?

i'm dumb, there's a duty of loving care here

did you even check pepsi's website

shovelbum
Oct 21, 2010

Fun Shoe

Reality Loser posted:

Denying voting rights to felons is incredibly bad, even if it means Dinesh can vote again

We just need to crank up the war on opiates and use the voting rights thing to disenfranchise Republicans imo

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


Blatzmobile posted:

The rape of Nanking?? Cheers mates :)

thats how the kids say bye these days

"HEY JIMMY THE RAPE OF NANKING! LMBO YOLO"

etc, etc

get with the times u geezer

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

Lastgirl posted:

dinesh is trending on twitter so he hosed up bigly

good time to announce his next movie imo

Qurnah
May 9, 2008

every treumpo you take
and every trumoe you make
Grimey Drawer

Reality Loser posted:

Denying voting rights to felons is incredibly bad, even if it means Dinesh can vote again

not if you're trying to suppress minorities and poors though

bing bing bong!

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
I've been reading and spotting all the stupid idiots who go :smugdog::pipe: "sorry children don't have a voice because they eat tide pods" on twitter all day~

https://twitter.com/plp1676/status/966126093831954432

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
Kids 1 Dinesh D'Souza 0

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Good Soldier Svejk posted:

I just finished "The Slynx" at the suggestion of another goon and I heartily recommend it.
It defies narrative conventions and feels like a Burgess/Bulgakov/Murakami mash-up with post-soviet cynicism. It's a good book.

This was almost certainly me and I'm glad you liked it. It was a fun read and exceptionally singular.

Was recommended to me by a tatted up library science masters student, a class of person who will always recommend you a good book

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy
https://twitter.com/KrangTNelson/status/966043831509581824

Qurnah
May 9, 2008

every treumpo you take
and every trumoe you make
Grimey Drawer

Lastgirl posted:

I've been reading and spotting all the stupid idiots who go :smugdog::pipe: "sorry children don't have a voice because they eat tide pods" on twitter all day~

https://twitter.com/plp1676/status/966126093831954432

i'm the extremely non-bot twitter user plp1676

skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.
tide pods are a delicious treat for all ages

Quotey
Aug 16, 2006

We went out for lunch and then we stopped for some bubble tea.

mormonpartyboat posted:

did you even check pepsi's website

yeah, it says what u said but i mean the eulas for poo poo say u cant declare nuclear war with them, and thats not there cos i did it

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
https://twitter.com/awyattmann101/status/966056326924140544


still my favorite

rump buttman
Feb 14, 2018

I just wish I had time for one more bowl of chili



GobiasIndustries posted:

between this and Dinesh weve had some good self owns today

how did dinesh self own?

heated game moment
Oct 30, 2003

Lipstick Apathy

oh poo poo, where'd you find my twitter account?

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe

Lastgirl posted:

dinesh is trending on twitter so he hosed up bigly

tbf it was one dumbass loving tweet even for din-din

Preston Waters
May 21, 2010

by VideoGames

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Drunkboxer
Jun 30, 2007

Reality Loser posted:

Denying voting rights to felons is incredibly bad, even if it means Dinesh can vote again

da Nile ain't just a river in Egypt, it's what we should do to dineshs voting rights

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