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Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Lastgirl posted:

im not drunk enough for this shiet

i dunno what to say then, I guess drink more?

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limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.

Squizzle posted:

it was about the clients of this therapist and the therapist herself and the relationship/sex issues they were dealing w, the lady from the profiler and the police cop from white collar were married and he jacked off a lot

what does this have to do with u talking u2 2me

Stinky Wizzleteats
Nov 26, 2015

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shovelbum
Oct 21, 2010

Fun Shoe

I like that he says fire drills are bad because they might expose the school to mass shooters. "Safety over security" is like gospel in every sane industry so that you don't end up chaining up the doors in a fire, this lesson was written in it blood of thousands.

cuntman.net
Mar 1, 2013

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Epic High Five posted:

i dunno what to say then, I guess drink more?

ill work on that at townhall

Stinky Wizzleteats
Nov 26, 2015

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mt favorite sexual awakening was when my partner told me they wanted me to dress like various gwar characters??

Knight
Dec 23, 2000

SPACE-A-HOLIC
Taco Defender
Laguna Beach Antifa is a "parody" account, just FYI. Their last big hit was sharing the "SHOOTER IN COMMUNIST T-SHIRT" of a completely different person.

Agronox
Feb 4, 2005
sausages

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



just as a head's up Butler County is probably the chuddiest county in ohio, its also home of the city that drafted up the three strikes rule for narcan

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Lastgirl posted:

ill work on that at townhall

we cannot allolw the child rapist republicans to continue to box us out of the "dunkest moron at debate" categoty, we're putting ourselves at a massive disadvanatage for no reason at all

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

Epic High Five posted:

PYF sexual awakening in this thread

mine was Alicia Silverstone in the Aerosmith - Crazy

the alien in ET

i forget what his name was

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



https://twitter.com/AliceAvizandum/status/965958020076326913

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

Squizzle posted:

once again imo, ik successes should be credited to the community at large not to the individual ik because the buttons are a public trust, a tool of service, and should in the fullness of time be held by all persons in the subforum—they are an expression of the community and when they are handled well it is the community enriching and strengthening itself

i just want to be the first C-SPAM baptism

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Stinky Wizzleteats posted:

mt favorite sexual awakening was when my partner told me they wanted me to dress like various gwar characters??

r we talking Vulvatron or Beefcake the Mighty?

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
also the florida house declared pornography a bigger health risk than guns so shut up

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.
I'm having a panic attack without using weed which surely means I should smoke to balance it out???

shovelbum
Oct 21, 2010

Fun Shoe

Business Gorillas posted:

just as a head's up Butler County is probably the chuddiest county in ohio, its also home of the city that drafted up the three strikes rule for narcan

Narcan should be schedule 1 imo

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



mormonpartyboat posted:

the alien in ET

i forget what his name was

p sure the alien in the movie ET was just named ET

Stinky Wizzleteats
Nov 26, 2015

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Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Consummate Professional posted:

I'm having a panic attack without using weed which surely means I should smoke to balance it out???

crush a million kilograms of cbd right into your veins imho

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



https://twitter.com/ddale8/status/966191149978476545

Stinky Wizzleteats
Nov 26, 2015

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Epic High Five posted:

r we talking Vulvatron or Beefcake the Mighty?

balsac the jaws of death my dude

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Stinky Wizzleteats posted:

balsac the jaws of death my dude

that's a fuckin keeper right there

Salt Fish
Sep 11, 2003

Cybernetic Crumb

mormonpartyboat posted:

also the florida house declared pornography a bigger health risk than guns so shut up

Just wait until some punk walks into your child's school with a ski mask and a duffel bag full of DVD copies of the hit porno "Phallus in Wonderland II: XXX edition".

WithoutTheFezOn
Aug 28, 2005
Oh no

Business Gorillas posted:

just as a head's up Butler County is probably the chuddiest county in ohio, its also home of the city that drafted up the three strikes rule for narcan
It is (or was a decade ago) pretty hick-y, yes, but chuddiest? The entire SE quarter of Ohio still exists.

At least I assume it does.

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


i dont mean to get political or nothing but i really tihnk donald trump should not be president

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Business Gorillas posted:

just as a head's up Butler County is probably the chuddiest county in ohio, its also home of the city that drafted up the three strikes rule for narcan

i dont see why they should have a problem shooting up the place

phil ken sebben voice:] ha ha! double entendre!


Epic High Five posted:

we cannot allolw the child rapist republicans to continue to box us out of the "dunkest moron at debate" categoty, we're putting ourselves at a massive disadvanatage for no reason at all

:cheers: a bunch of drunks can easily debate, its just a matter of what your bottom line is

alcohol or money

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

Jazerus posted:

and by art i mean slapping "nite crew" and "day crew" on political cartoons

rump buttman
Feb 14, 2018

I just wish I had time for one more bowl of chili



got those warm farts

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

mormonpartyboat posted:

also the florida house declared pornography a bigger health risk than guns so shut up

ain't no constitutional right to tuggin' ye hog

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
the ar-15 took down some kids, deep throat took down president nixon

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



TRUMP

Jazerus
May 24, 2011



limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.
bakoon did a good https://twitter.com/bakkooonn/status/966192359775129601

Oiled and Ready
Oct 11, 2004

He wished it could be as respectable and orthodox as spying. But somehow in his hands the traditional tools and attitudes were always employed toward mean ends: cloak for a laundry sack, dagger to peel potatoes, dossiers to fill up dead Sunday afternoons ...
Phew

https://twitter.com/CBSNews/status/966191526924701696

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014




it was insanely bad tbf

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



haha thank you Satan

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-UfsEj7AOGI

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Fluoride Jones
Aug 24, 2009

toot toot

why is she apologizing for that masterpiece?

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