Qurnah posted:

also requiring everyone who wants a gun to participate and "graduate" a course in firearm safety and handling would probably filter out a lot of crazies

shovelbum posted:

good ol michigan hunters ed, where me and my other mid 20s out of stater friends learned to shoot a crossbow with a horde of 8 year olds. why you can hunt with a crossbow in michigan i have no idea

Sir Tonk posted:

https://twitter.com/CNN/status/966134015337140229

nice

univbee posted:

mormonpartyboat posted:

require all guns to be painted pink

thats my unironic #1 thing to do that is easy, simple, and effective at stopping gun violence

shovelbum posted:

good ol michigan hunters ed, where me and my other mid 20s out of stater friends learned to shoot a crossbow with a horde of 8 year olds. why you can hunt with a crossbow in michigan i have no idea

quote:

Nixon says network TV anchors Howard K. Smith, David Brinkley and Walter Cronkite “front men who may not be of that persuasion,” but that their writers are “95 percent Jewish.”

“This stranglehold has got to be broken or the country’s going down the drain,” the nation’s best-known preacher declares.

“You believe that?” Nixon says.

“Yes, sir,” Graham says.

“Oh, boy,” replies Nixon.

“So do I. I can’t ever say that but I believe it.”

“No, but if you get elected a second time, then we might be able to do something,” Graham replies.

quote:

Nixon: No... Well, the thing that you've really got to emphasize to him though, Billy, is that this anti-Semitism is stronger than we think, you know - they just... it's unfortunate, but this has happened to the Jews, it happened in Spain, it's happened in Germany, it's happening... and now it's going to happen in America if these people don't start behaving.

Graham: Well, you know, I told you one time that the Bible talks about two kinds of Jews. One is called `the synagogue of Satan.' They're the ones putting out the pornographic literature, they're the ones putting out these obscene films.

...

Graham: The... in the church too. I think what has happened in the church in the last two months, is almost... uh... They've almost... uh... These denominational leaders, I'm amazed. They are shaken by all this because they've been so pro-Jewish.

Nixon: Sure.

Graham: And the people that have been the most pro-Israel are the ones that are being attacked now by the Jews. And then they're coming...

Nixon: Can't figure it out...

Graham: ...they're going to kick all Christians out of Israel now is, is unbelievable.

Nixon: Cant' figure it out. Can't figure it out. Well, it may be they have a death wish. You know, that's been the problem with our Jewish friends for centuries.

Graham: Well they've always been, through the Bible at least, God's timepiece and he has judged them from generation to generation...

WarMECH posted:

so one week from a school shooting and two states have proposed arming teachers and the state that the tragedy happened has refused to talk about it with the survivors who watched their friends get shot in the face and bleed out in math class

good job america

Goa Tse-tung posted:

Healthy young priest draws a card, gets pumped with massive shot of many Mind Control, doesn't feel good and changes - LOSES THE GAME. Many such cases

mormonpartyboat posted:

just take gun rights away from white men imo

GobiasIndustries posted:

lmao I have this printed on canvas, maybe 16' by 20'? And the company let me double stack coupon codes so I got it free w/ free shipping

Squizzle posted:

what if you required the hand hold parts (grips??) to be shaped like big veiny dicks

mormonpartyboat posted:

~society is hosed~

HUGE PUBES A PLUS posted:

sportsman's paradise

UFOTacoMan posted:

Good soup! posted:

"QUESTION: can I divorce my wife in the white house, asking for a friend"

WarMECH posted:

the AR stands for assault rifle

mormonpartyboat posted:

integrate a fleshlight into the grip and code it so the men have to satisfy their gun and not just gently caress it before it allows the man to shoot

GobiasIndustries posted:

he fixed the name
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/966321700588711936

WarMECH posted:

the only guns that should be legal are bolt action hunting rifles, shotguns (double barrel not that fancy pump bullshit) and revolvers

everything else is designed with the express purpose of pumping as many bullets into a living thing as possible in the shortest amount of time and therefore not needed outside of military where they kill people for a living

mormonpartyboat posted:

the florida house said they didnt want to consider an assault weapons ban, then immediately rotated to passing something declaring pornography a public health issue

shovelbum posted:

internet at sea