Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Post
  • Reply
frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

reality_groove posted:

How did Shawn Michaels think he was cute but know he was sexy?
He'd got the looks that drive the girls wild.

e;fb

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



exploded mummy posted:

Eh, it just says champion, not world heavyweight champion. (And at the time the belt was still that, WWE didn't rename it the WWF Championship until 1998)

He already had his year long IC run by that point so the label isn't inaccurate.

What other championship would it be? And they often didn't say "World Champion" back then.

OctoberCountry
Oct 9, 2012

reality_groove posted:

How did Shawn Michaels think he was cute but know he was sexy?

Shawn Michaels is very good at seeing things from two different points of view

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Davros1 posted:

What other championship would it be? And they often didn't say "World Champion" back then.

Did you skip the bit of the post where I actually answered that.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

It was Sherri who thought he was cute and knew he was sexy, Shawn Michaels is just taking credit for someone else's work as usual.

Diabolik900
Mar 28, 2007

Davros1 posted:

And they often didn't say "World Champion" back then.

Seriously, this. It really wasn't until they had multiple top championships due to the WCW buyout that they started getting strict about the exact name of their top championship. The terms "WWF Championship", "World Championship", "WWF World Heavyweight Championship", and whatever other variations you can come up with were thrown around interchangeably for decades. There was no ambiguity as to which title "the WWF Champion" held.

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



exploded mummy posted:

Did you skip the bit of the post where I actually answered that.

No, what you're saying makes no sense. When have they ever referred to a former champion as a current, and different champion?


Here on the cover they call him "WWF Champion" (And they printed a "retraction" the following issue)

Only registered members can see post attachments!

Davros1 fucked around with this message at 16:31 on Feb 19, 2018

GEORGE W BUSHI
Jul 1, 2012

The Cameo posted:

You don't necessarily have to if you're Korean or Chinese - as there will likely be kanji that matches up to your name (as after all, kanji is derived from hanzi - Han Chinese - as is hanja, a Korean term/take-off of it, so there's a "swappable" nature at hand). The guy who owns SoftBank, the richest guy in Japan, used this sort of linguistic loophole (which Japan only made legally acceptable in 1983) to basically retain his name in 1990 when he abandoned his Korean citizenship - having been the grandchild of immigrants to Japan who evidently never abandoned their natural citizenship.

But if you have a Latin-derived name like most of the rest of the world, you have to either decide to have your name be phonetically done in katakana (タイソン = TAISON, スミス = SUMISU) or decide on a new name/a name that closely resembles the meaning of the one your parents and bloodline gave to you, at least as far as I understand it (which I believe Akebono did). I imagine like harperdc or someone might be more aware of the peculiarities.

I looked it up and his birthname was Chadwick.

I want Kenny to do this now because I'm sure he'd pick some stupid anime name.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Davros1 posted:

No, what you're saying makes no sense. When have they ever referred to a former champion as a current, and different champion?


Here on the cover they call him "WWF Champion" (And they printed a "retraction" the following issue)



The cover and context makes a much bigger difference then the article does by itself.

Thank you.

The Croc
Dec 19, 2004

A-well-a everybody's heard about the bird!

OH YEAH!



Just think a ? could have given them an easy out on that.

ecavalli
Nov 18, 2012


OctoberCountry posted:

Shawn Michaels is very good at seeing things from two different points of view

:golfclap:

abraxas
Apr 6, 2004

"It's a Yuletide!"




[edit] Guess I'm deleting this then because two random people are telling me to for no reason.

e2: to give some context, this was originally about the newest OSW Review video.

abraxas fucked around with this message at 12:47 on Feb 20, 2018

ICHIBAHN
Feb 21, 2007

by Cyrano4747
Delete that

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


ICHIBAHN posted:

Delete that

Sandman from ECW
Sep 6, 2011

Awww I wanna know what was in the bad post.
Re-post that. Do it.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Seems like it was something about Sunny's porno? In which case, yeah I'd prefer not to have to think about that if at all possible, thanks!

abraxas
Apr 6, 2004

"It's a Yuletide!"




Jerusalem posted:

Seems like it was something about Sunny's porno? In which case, yeah I'd prefer not to have to think about that if at all possible, thanks!

Yeah I just watched the newest OSW Review episode this morning before work (for some reason) and it's obviously about Sunnys porno. I was mainly talking about how sad I found it but I'll leave it at this now. Y'all can watch the OSW Review video yourself if you care enough.

Coaaab
Aug 6, 2006

Wish I was there...
What are other examples like the HBK/Flair retirement match where the guy being retired actually went on to have matches at a later date than the guy retiring him?

DeathChicken
Jul 9, 2012

Nonsense. I have not yet begun to defile myself.

I'm going to guess it would involve one of the 22 people who have retired Terry Funk.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

Coaaab posted:

What are other examples like the HBK/Flair retirement match where the guy being retired actually went on to have matches at a later date than the guy retiring him?

Onita went on to have matches after Hayabusa not only retired but died.

Admiral Joeslop
Jul 8, 2010




I want to turn the Montreal Screwjob into a lateral thinking puzzle for someone that isn't a wrestling fan. What I came up with off the top of my head:


quote:

Two professional athletes have a meeting with a third man. They discuss how to fix an upcoming event to the benefit of all three of them. One of them will win the event, while the other will win another event that occurs the next day. During the event, the second man wins instead of the first man, and the second event has to be cancelled. What happened?

I think this is too broad of a question, especially for someone unfamiliar with what happened. Any suggestions to make it more accessible? I'm worried it might not be worth doing.

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

Coaaab posted:

What are other examples like the HBK/Flair retirement match where the guy being retired actually went on to have matches at a later date than the guy retiring him?

Terry Funk feels like an answer here

Shiki Dan
Oct 27, 2010

If ya can move ya toes ya back's fine

DeathChicken posted:

I'm going to guess it would involve one of the 22 people who have retired Terry Funk.

Terry Funk actually had matches after Bret Hart, both overall (2013 vs 2011) and in WCW(2000), but not in WWE (2006 vs 2011) oddly enough.


Coaaab posted:

What are other examples like the HBK/Flair retirement match where the guy being retired actually went on to have matches at a later date than the guy retiring him?

Adrian Adonis died only a year after wrestling Roddy Piper in his 1st "Retirement" match at WM3. Piper was back at WM5.

Shiki Dan fucked around with this message at 19:42 on Feb 20, 2018

Halloween Jack
Sep 12, 2003
I WILL CUT OFF BOTH OF MY ARMS BEFORE I VOTE FOR ANYONE THAT IS MORE POPULAR THAN BERNIE!!!!!
Inoki did some appearances after his big retirement tour. I wonder if any of the guys he wrested in that mid-to-late 90s period retired or died before 2003.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

Mel Mudkiper posted:

Terry Funk feels like an answer here

Terry Funk had half a dozen retirement matches and angles after Terry Gordy died. Hansen has managed to outlive his career though.

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon

Admiral Joeslop posted:

I want to turn the Montreal Screwjob into a lateral thinking puzzle for someone that isn't a wrestling fan. What I came up with off the top of my head:


I think this is too broad of a question, especially for someone unfamiliar with what happened. Any suggestions to make it more accessible? I'm worried it might not be worth doing.

the first man died during the match and they had to call an audible so the second guy pinned the dead guy. the 2nd match was cancelled because the guy died. give me my mensa card.

ARMBAR A COP
Nov 24, 2007


The Cameo posted:

You don't necessarily have to if you're Korean or Chinese - as there will likely be kanji that matches up to your name (as after all, kanji is derived from hanzi - Han Chinese - as is hanja, a Korean term/take-off of it, so there's a "swappable" nature at hand). The guy who owns SoftBank, the richest guy in Japan, used this sort of linguistic loophole (which Japan only made legally acceptable in 1983) to basically retain his name in 1990 when he abandoned his Korean citizenship - having been the grandchild of immigrants to Japan who evidently never abandoned their natural citizenship.

But if you have a Latin-derived name like most of the rest of the world, you have to either decide to have your name be phonetically done in katakana (タイソン = TAISON, スミス = SUMISU) or decide on a new name/a name that closely resembles the meaning of the one your parents and bloodline gave to you, at least as far as I understand it (which I believe Akebono did). I imagine like harperdc or someone might be more aware of the peculiarities.

This is such a fantastic post dude, thanks.

TTBF
Sep 14, 2005



Admiral Joeslop posted:

I want to turn the Montreal Screwjob into a lateral thinking puzzle for someone that isn't a wrestling fan. What I came up with off the top of my head:


I think this is too broad of a question, especially for someone unfamiliar with what happened. Any suggestions to make it more accessible? I'm worried it might not be worth doing.

Specify its some type of 1 v 1 sport and that both men are in both events. Also might want to make sure to note no one got injured and everything went as planned.

Admiral Joeslop
Jul 8, 2010




TTBF posted:

Specify its some type of 1 v 1 sport and that both men are in both events. Also might want to make sure to note no one got injured and everything went as planned.

Fair points. I was going to send it to the Futility Closet podcast; they do one every episode as read by one of the two presenters to the other. I would be able to explain any needed details and give a link to the wiki page if need be

Spuckuk
Aug 11, 2009

Being a bastard works



Other than Steve Austin, has anyone come back to regular wrestling from a really rough injury like that?

Give me hope for Shibata, basically.

SatoshiMiwa
May 6, 2007


Spuckuk posted:

Other than Steve Austin, has anyone come back to regular wrestling from a really rough injury like that?

Give me hope for Shibata, basically.

Chono came back from the same kind of injury Austin had which he got from Austin himself botching a Piledriver

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

Spuckuk posted:

Other than Steve Austin, has anyone come back to regular wrestling from a really rough injury like that?

Give me hope for Shibata, basically.

Ric Flair

Charles Gnarwin
Jul 31, 2014

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.
:boom:
he knows...


Spuckuk posted:

Other than Steve Austin, has anyone come back to regular wrestling from a really rough injury like that?

Give me hope for Shibata, basically.

Shibata will never wrestle again, even if he is able to pass every concussion test and do every physical task known to man.

The better analog for Austin is Honma who looks to be determined to wrestle again soon.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Spuckuk posted:

Other than Steve Austin, has anyone come back to regular wrestling from a really rough injury like that?

Give me hope for Shibata, basically.

Chris Benoit also came back from a serious injury.

SatoshiMiwa
May 6, 2007


Akira Hokuto not only came back from a broken neck but also kept wrestling in the match where she got the injury :stonk:

D.N. Nation
Feb 1, 2012

HHH annihilating his quads was pretty gruesome; was there any "just hang it up, Trips" talk at the time?

CombineThresher
Apr 10, 2006

GIT R DONNE

Taz broke his neck in ECW and ended up doing pretty well for himself after he came back.

Beef Jerky Robot
Sep 20, 2009

"And the DICK?"

Like half the roster got spinal fusion in the early 2000s and came back

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

Dusty rhodes broke his turd hole and wrestled for multiple decades.

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
Rellik broke his peehole.

  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
  • Post
  • Reply