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a helpful bear: Aug 18, 2004; Slippery Tilde

im still getting used to flashes of woke zegermans
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# ? Feb 21, 2018 17:11

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# ? May 24, 2024 19:14

shovelbum: Oct 21, 2010; Fun Shoe

UFOTacoMan posted:

from what I gather it was a fridge with tannerite in it???

for reference: see video of man getting leg blown off when he shoots at a lawnmower with tannerite put in it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S6V0S1m5a7U

BLEW MAH LAIGGGG OFFF

# ? Feb 21, 2018 17:11

Martin BadClixx: Jul 14, 2012; ^{dada stijl}

shut up zegermans

# ? Feb 21, 2018 17:11

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud: Apr 7, 2003

A Gnarlacious Bro posted:

I disagree with tayne, I don't think anybody should gently caress kids, or rape any one, or use sex to degrade and control someone

I see what you did there

# ? Feb 21, 2018 17:12

euphronius: Feb 18, 2009

they did an entire episode about why Hurley was still fat on the island

# ? Feb 21, 2018 17:12

triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

trump

# ? Feb 21, 2018 17:12

the bitcoin of weed: Nov 1, 2014

UFOTacoMan posted:

from what I gather it was a fridge with tannerite in it???

for reference: see video of man getting leg blown off when he shoots at a lawnmower with tannerite put in it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S6V0S1m5a7U

is this the muh leg guy cuz that video rules

# ? Feb 21, 2018 17:12

A Handed Missus: Aug 6, 2012

triple sulk posted:

trump

# ? Feb 21, 2018 17:12

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud: Apr 7, 2003

euphronius posted:

they did an entire episode about why Hurley was still fat on the island

turn on your monitor?

# ? Feb 21, 2018 17:12

Star Phlatulence: Jan 14, 2006; by Cyrano4747; Bleak Gremlin

triple sulk posted:

trump

# ? Feb 21, 2018 17:12

I did a thing: Mar 23, 2017; On the chest of a barmaid in Sale, were tattooed the prices of ale. And on her behind for the sake of the blind, was the same information in braille.

had a worse ending than :bsg:

# ? Feb 21, 2018 17:13

brugroffil: Nov 30, 2015

tenderjerk posted:

what is wrong with you people why would you listen to podcasts that aren't comedy podcasts

I've tried a few and they've all been pretty terrible?

# ? Feb 21, 2018 17:13

shovelbum: Oct 21, 2010; Fun Shoe

the bitcoin of weed posted:

is this the muh leg guy cuz that video rules

BLEW MUH LEG OFF

# ? Feb 21, 2018 17:13

tenderjerk: Nov 6, 2008; Can't post for 371 days!

euphronius posted:

they did an entire episode about why Hurley was still fat on the island

who ever said lost didn't deliver on answers

# ? Feb 21, 2018 17:13

shovelbum: Oct 21, 2010; Fun Shoe

the real tragedy is a brave soldier of the skeleton army lost his leg bones

# ? Feb 21, 2018 17:13

Mr Hootington: Jul 24, 2008; I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY

Just used the bathroom at douglas charlotte airport bathroom.
The attendant asked me, "if his man was feeling better?" He does this for everyone. He rules.

# ? Feb 21, 2018 17:13

Martin BadClixx: Jul 14, 2012; ^{dada stijl}

triple sulk posted:

trump

who?

# ? Feb 21, 2018 17:14

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud: Apr 7, 2003

Someone on these forums created a Cliff Notes version of Iain Banks's Player of Games a few years back.

quote:

Gurgeh stared at the space chess. He considered moving the space king over to the space rook, but then he didn't. Instead, he moved it to the right. He nodded. The robot flew over, and said something bitchy. Gurgeh chuckled, then sighed. "Robot," he said, "please fly away." The robot made a light from his head and then he flew away.

Gurgeh stared at the board. He reflected that the best games were the games that were so hard. And that what this game was. Where would he move the space piece next?

"Well, Gurgeh!" harrumphed the space alien. "Perhaps now you see that the game is so hard?" Gurgeh nodded. The game was so hard. That night, he thought about the space board. He glanded a drug that made the game less hard, but even then, it was still so hard. Gurgeh was immortal and rich, but still he didn't want to lose, because it would be better to win. But the game was so hard.

The robot flew over. "Gurgeh!" said the robot. If you don't win, there will be a space murder, and maybe a space rape!" Gurgeh was appalled. "I must win the space game," he said. He sighed.

The next day, the alien bragged: "I will win the space game! I am the best at winning the space game!" Gurgeh sighed. But then Gurgeh saw what he would do: instead of moving the space piece to the left, he would move it forward. The alien was so surprised. "But... but the game is supposed to be so hard!" But Gurgeh was very smart. He moved the piece again, and in a way that was so smart.

"NOOOOO," shouted the space alien. Gurgeh had made the best move. He had made the best space move. The robot congratulated him, and the girl wanted to have sex with him. "Well," thought Gurgeh, "I will have sex with her. I am, after all... THE PLAYER OF GAMES."

# ? Feb 21, 2018 17:14

Bearjew: Apr 18, 2017

Trump deleted the Session tweet to correct it to Sessions? or did he delete another one?

# ? Feb 21, 2018 17:14

A Gnarlacious Bro: Apr 25, 2007; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

I see what you did there

I'm learning all sorts of effective rhetorical strategies in these dark times

# ? Feb 21, 2018 17:14

Duscat: Jan 4, 2009; Fun Shoe

UFOTacoMan posted:

from what I gather it was a fridge with tannerite in it???

for reference: see video of man getting leg blown off when he shoots at a lawnmower with tannerite put in it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S6V0S1m5a7U

and remember kids, when shooting at things full of tannerite, standing directly in front of the door makes the best viral videos

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OxFgGIL_Jm0

# ? Feb 21, 2018 17:14

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud: Apr 7, 2003

A Gnarlacious Bro posted:

I'm learning all sorts of effective rhetorical strategies in these dark times

pretty good idea, arguing from good faith is broke as gently caress anymore.

# ? Feb 21, 2018 17:15

I did a thing: Mar 23, 2017; On the chest of a barmaid in Sale, were tattooed the prices of ale. And on her behind for the sake of the blind, was the same information in braille.

Bearjew posted:

Trump deleted the Session tweet to correct it to Sessions? or did he delete another one?

he deleted the tweet and will now delete the sesh

# ? Feb 21, 2018 17:15

brugroffil: Nov 30, 2015

Jazerus posted:

hardcore history is extremely hit or miss

he's much better at topics that are relatively obscure, or focused around a thesis, and i feel like current events have completely sapped his will to record good things the last few years

The one about the prophets of doom was really enjoyable.

Some goon recut a bunch of HH episodes to make a post-Trump, post-apocalyptic version

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3834299

# ? Feb 21, 2018 17:15