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infernal machines posted:just because you suck and bump into walls doesn't make you a roomba sometimes i flop over on my back and shriek until someone carries me to bed
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i have also experienced this discrimination for my love of drinking motor oil and sleeping standing up
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flakeloaf posted:sometimes i flop over on my back and shriek until someone carries me to bed  H.P. Hovercraft posted:i have also experienced this discrimination for my love of drinking motor oil and sleeping standing up you stick your dick in an electrical outlet one time
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infernal machines posted:you stick your dick in an electrical outlet one time must suck not to be allowed withing 100 feet of a Fry's Microcenter or any other place new electronics are sold 
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H.P. Hovercraft posted:how many did the president lose someone in another thread said a million but i bet it’s exactly equal to the number banned.
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flakeloaf posted:CEO of Twitter who evidently is related to Kim Jong-Un what a weird burn like i have to really try to figure out the kind of mindset that would think that was a sick burn
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infernal machines posted:just because you suck and bump into walls doesn't make you a roomba 
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ate all the Oreos posted:what a weird burn the kind where you can't call people you don't like reds any more, for, uh, reasons. you gotta keep up to date with the enemies of the state, so right now you have to insinuate that people you don't like are aligned with best corea instead. imagine the most hardcore cold warriors, but now russia is a friend and ally
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infernal machines posted:the kind where you can't call people you don't like reds any more, for, uh, reasons. you gotta keep up to date with the enemies of the state, so right now you have to insinuate that people you don't like are aligned with best corea instead. and it's not even aligned with it's related to, it's like saying "wow i didn't realize you were hitler's third cousin twice removed!!!"
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no one has ever accused them of being pithy or quick witted
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infernal machines posted:no one has ever accused them of being pithy or quick witted
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thank you.
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infernal machines posted:just because you suck and bump into walls doesn't make you a roomba
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Sagebrush posted:context-free news quote of the day PFT rulez
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infernal machines posted:if your name is <noun><four-six digits> and you did nothing but retweet macedonian "novelty" news stories, yes, it's possible you could be confused for a bot thanks james botworthy
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Sagebrush posted:i have students who commute from sacramento and monterey i had a 45 minute commute and had a similar schedule when i could wing it. my dad was legit furious cause he thought i was gaming the system somehow which was interesting cause he drank himself out of several courses in his college days
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Sagebrush posted:one i think has class 9am-10pm two days a week with an hour for lunch and that's it this was literally my first year of undergrad. 45 minute drive each way but only had class tues/thurs. I took like 21 units a semester or something. I frontloaded a lot of poo poo while I was still enthusiastic about going back to school
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why do i need to know where my car drives me to get gas
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Roll down your window and yell Midas! for 25% more stopping power on your next stop from 50 km/h or faster.
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the ultimate insult will be when the ads consistently load more quickly than the information you’re actually trying to see.
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i buried the lede, but the company is specifically looking at monetizing your location data, and profiling your driving habits. direct in-dash ads are just the most obvious method of doing so
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crabrock posted:why do i need to know where my car drives me to get gas *car automatically drives to the gas station that paid $0.0003 more for placement, which coincidentally charges $4.80 per gallon*
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atomicthumbs posted:*car automatically drives to the gas station that paid $0.0003 more for placement, which coincidentally charges $4.80 per gallon* gonna own when a car company brokers an exclusive business agreement with bp
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remember when fb tried to filter out fake news and conservatives lost their poo poo and ultimately the problem just got worse? yea i give twitter a week before they backtrack and formally codify a rule requiring some unmeetable standard of proof before banning suspected botsate all the Oreos posted:and it's not even aligned with it's related to, it's like saying "wow i didn't realize you were hitler's third cousin twice removed!!!" OSAMA OBAMA hmmm are they related???
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barack HUSSEIN obama.
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crabrock posted:why do i need to know where my car drives me to get gas i cant wait until some guy hacks my car to drive me to the middle of nowhere instead of to my destination and then the car refuses to go anywhere else until i pay the hacker a bitcoin
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ComradeCosmobot posted:i cant wait until some guy hacks my car to drive me to the middle of nowhere instead of to my destination and then the car refuses to go anywhere else until i pay the hacker a
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Dixie Cretin Seaman posted:remember when fb tried to filter out fake news and conservatives lost their poo poo and ultimately the problem just got worse? yea i give twitter a week before they backtrack and formally codify a rule requiring some unmeetable standard of proof before banning suspected bots One of them is a Muslim who tried to destroy the country, and the other one...hmmm
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infernal machines posted:just because you suck and bump into walls doesn't make you a roomba
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infernal machines posted:if your name is <noun><four-six digits> and you did nothing but retweet macedonian "novelty" news stories, yes, it's possible you could be confused for a bot firstname(eight digits) usually maga or equivalent left position yoyoma73924109 has some options about impeachment
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Sagebrush posted:context-free news quote of the day worth it. unironically totally worth eating a ban from twitter.
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