TRUMP402: hicks out for harambe

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I did a thing: Mar 23, 2017; On the chest of a barmaid in Sale, were tattooed the prices of ale. And on her behind for the sake of the blind, was the same information in braille.

Broken Box posted:

Never 4get *marlboros spill from rolled shoulder sleeve*

he literally did this

i would have written it off as a phase, but he was like mid-20s, and a sergeant in the military

was weird

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hallebarrysoetoro: Jun 14, 2003

Quotey posted:

lol im gonna entomb a modern day rosetta stone style thing with a donald trump speech written in multiple languages to loving own future alien linguists

maybe the nuclear one

entomb a big ol glass of pee so they can pour it into their eyes

# ? Feb 21, 2018 19:33

mormonpartyboat: Jan 14, 2015; by Reene

Nichael posted:

I don't know enough about music to know what is cool or good or not but I like the go team and chvrches

my musical taste is good but you wouldnt like it

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a helpful bear: Aug 18, 2004; Slippery Tilde

Squizzle posted:

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A Gnarlacious Bro: Apr 25, 2007; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Mayor Dave posted:

Aquabats rule idk what to tell you

I saw the Aquabats 5 times before I graduated high School and at one point opened for them, so it is with a heavy heart that I say that Aquabats might rule but Ska is still haram.

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Quotey: Aug 16, 2006; We went out for lunch and then we stopped for some bubble tea.

Nichael is a Ska AF name

# ? Feb 21, 2018 19:35

Jewel Repetition: Dec 24, 2012; Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.

mormonpartyboat posted:

my musical taste is good but you wouldnt like it

Narrator: It wasn't good

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Homeless Friend: Jul 16, 2007

brugroffil posted:

https://twitter.com/PykeA/status/966371360506343424

drat they're huge nerds

# ? Feb 21, 2018 19:35

rump buttman: Feb 14, 2018; I just wish I had time for one more bowl of chili

hallebarrysoetoro posted:

even if russia fucks off it's so easy to convince people utterly destroyed by capitalism that more capitalism is the answer

this binch must wear flip flops, cause us MEN have BOOTS with BOOTSTRAPS

binch

#righttowork

# ? Feb 21, 2018 19:35

Quotey: Aug 16, 2006; We went out for lunch and then we stopped for some bubble tea.

Squizzle posted:

yes, this is perfect. thank-you

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RealityWarCriminal: Aug 10, 2016

Extremely not house of cards economy

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freckle: Apr 6, 2016; by Nyc_Tattoo

Schnorkles posted:

https://twitter.com/ChrisRugaber/status/966339724632903682

ruh roh

# ? Feb 21, 2018 19:35

Robert Plant: Jan 6, 2015

I've seen prob half the ska bands on that lineup and most of them rule, namely the Planet Smashers and the Aggrolites and the Aquabats, Hepcat too. Bosstones are old but they still got it, on the other ha d that's a very West Coast lineup and the Bosstones are certainly not that. 311 and new Sublime are bad tho, bummer.

I've never seen Fishbone live but they loving own and Party at Ground Zero is quite c-spam

Also nobody gives Chris Murray enough respect and that bums me out too

# ? Feb 21, 2018 19:35

Feldegast42: Oct 29, 2011; COMMENCE THE RITE OF SHITPOSTING

Nichael posted:

lol right wing propaganda (a sizable amount of which is russian bots again) is going to sabotage 2018's election too

Everyone that is not a boomer is majorly sick of Facebook though so I don't think they will have the same effects as 2016

# ? Feb 21, 2018 19:35

pathetic little tramp: Dec 12, 2005; by Hillary Clinton's assassins; Fallen Rib

https://twitter.com/SixBrownChicks/status/966372752772026369

# ? Feb 21, 2018 19:36

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

freckle posted:

freckle just wants to dance as the world burns

# ? Feb 21, 2018 19:36

GobiasIndustries: Dec 14, 2007; Lipstick Apathy

shovelbum posted:

on the flip side do we want to live in a world where zuck and @jack get to enforce Objective Reality via algorithm

I'd prefer a world where they weren't actively supporting nazis. Feel like that shouldn't really be too difficult but hey, 2018!

# ? Feb 21, 2018 19:36

Duscat: Jan 4, 2009; Fun Shoe

pathetic little tramp posted:

https://twitter.com/JamieOGrady/status/966376193871183872

i didn't know nasa still had rockets but i guess even they can still afford an estes kit

# ? Feb 21, 2018 19:37

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

pathetic little tramp posted:

https://twitter.com/SixBrownChicks/status/966372752772026369

lot going on here

# ? Feb 21, 2018 19:37

tenderjerk: Nov 6, 2008; Can't post for 371 days!

since the feel of c-spam is ska 'sucks' and youd all much prefer to listen to 'art' *sniffs own & others farts*

maybe check this out, a happy medium if you will
https://skanktralskahotel.bandcamp.com/releases

# ? Feb 21, 2018 19:37

Jewel Repetition: Dec 24, 2012; Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.

GobiasIndustries posted:

I'd prefer a world where they weren't actively supporting nazis. Feel like that shouldn't really be too difficult but hey, 2018!

What

# ? Feb 21, 2018 19:37

Nichael: Mar 30, 2011

Quotey posted:

Nichael is a Ska AF name

mitch hurwitz is not ska

# ? Feb 21, 2018 19:37

I did a thing: Mar 23, 2017; On the chest of a barmaid in Sale, were tattooed the prices of ale. And on her behind for the sake of the blind, was the same information in braille.

Reality Loser posted:

Extremely not house of cards economy

# ? Feb 21, 2018 19:37

mormonpartyboat: Jan 14, 2015; by Reene

https://twitter.com/joshtpm/status/966374868496322560

quote:

The Justice Department said at that time that it was reviewing whether it had the necessary authority to regulate bump stocks. But ATF has said repeatedly in the past, and said again in the wake of the Las Vegas shooting, that it doesn�t have the authority required.

In a 2013 letter to Congress, the agency wrote that �stocks of this type are not subject to the provisions of federal firearms statutes.� The letter details the logistical problems with applying the law to bump-fire stocks, which seem expressly designed to skirt prohibitions on machine guns.

Feinstein cited that letter in a statement released Tuesday in which she declared: �Legislation is the only answer.�

# ? Feb 21, 2018 19:37

shovelbum: Oct 21, 2010; Fun Shoe

GobiasIndustries posted:

I'd prefer a world where they weren't actively supporting nazis. Feel like that shouldn't really be too difficult but hey, 2018!

agreed

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juche avocado: Dec 23, 2009

a helpful bear posted:

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Turdfuzz: Jul 23, 2008

The Nastier Nate posted:

Gen Z is dumb but I don�t know what else to call today�s teenagers.

Maybe the �we know everything is hosed� generation since i didn�t figure that out until after high school.

just call them teenagers wtf is wrong w/ all of u

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GobiasIndustries: Dec 14, 2007; Lipstick Apathy

Jeb! Repetition posted:

What

Facebook and Twitter are pro-nazi this should not be news to anyone at this point in time

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mormonpartyboat: Jan 14, 2015; by Reene

tenderjerk posted:

since the feel of c-spam is ska 'sucks' and youd all much prefer to listen to 'art' *sniffs own & others farts*

maybe check this out, a happy medium if you will
https://skanktralskahotel.bandcamp.com/releases

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4xSRbO7YLKQ

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Business Gorillas: Mar 11, 2009

Phi230 posted:

People didn't wipe their rear end until about 1982

one of the many travesties brought by reagan

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juche avocado: Dec 23, 2009

Quotey posted:

yes, this is perfect. thank-you

are you kidding me

you joker!!!!

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Nichael: Mar 30, 2011

Homeless Friend posted:

drat they're huge nerds

# ? Feb 21, 2018 19:39

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

mormonpartyboat posted:

https://twitter.com/joshtpm/status/966374868496322560

tbf a lot of very smart, left leaning commentators have basically said "yeah i'd like this but they can't do it and it won't hold up in court."

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Lawman 0: Aug 17, 2010

pathetic little tramp posted:

https://twitter.com/SixBrownChicks/status/966372752772026369

Is this someone I should know

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Zikan: Feb 29, 2004

Nichael posted:

lol right wing propaganda (a sizable amount of which is russian bots again) is going to sabotage 2018's election too

given they haven't been able to rile up the MAGA CHUDs in every special election, the virgina state elections, and the alabama senate election, i think the turnout potential of russian points has reached a saturation point of of just making the 30% who always vote just madder and madder and is getting swamped by the actual organizing of the liberal and left groups

# ? Feb 21, 2018 19:39

UFOTacoMan: Sep 22, 2005; Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

Robert Plant posted:

I've seen prob half the ska bands on that lineup and most of them rule, namely the Planet Smashers and the Aggrolites and the Aquabats, Hepcat too. Bosstones are old but they still got it, on the other ha d that's a very West Coast lineup and the Bosstones are certainly not that. 311 and new Sublime are bad tho, bummer.

I've never seen Fishbone live but they loving own and Party at Ground Zero is quite c-spam

Also nobody gives Chris Murray enough respect and that bums me out too

You must see Fishbone if you ever have the chance...I've seen them about 3 times over the many many years...

Angelo Moore is a tremendous showman. I'd say one of the best front men ever.

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TotalHell: Feb 22, 2005; _{Roman Reigns fights CM Punk in fantasy warld. Lotsa violins, so littl kids cant red it.}

gonna buy a derelict home when poo poo hits the fan and I can get one for :10bux:

then i'm gonna recreate the Money Pit as my own YT series and rake in the cash

dunno what ya'll retirement plan is but I got that poo poo figured

# ? Feb 21, 2018 19:39

DAD LOST MY IPOD: Feb 3, 2012; Fats Dominar is on the case

Schnorkles posted:

a lot of it might be trial balooning to try and get a sense from the justices if they'd even go for it tbh, idk

as evil as it all is I get the impression that most of what we�re hearing out of the PA GOP is red meat to get people fired up, not a declaration of a real political strategy. they can�t get even a single defection from the senate for this to work, which is a hugely risky vote to try to pin people on, and trying and failing makes them look evil AND incompetent. and even if they do succeed and impeach the justices there�s no guarantee of a good outcome. most of all, these gerrymanders don�t affect the state legislature at all. the PA GOP would be risking their legislative majority in a year when they�re going to be playing defense, for literally no reason. their state-level gerrymander is intact.

I think they can�t afford to back down and look weak because they fear a primary challenge, but actually going for it seems like a really, really bad plan to me. the most likely outcome is they end up having to use that map anyways in November except the state Dems are ridiculously fired up over the transparent power grab.

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