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PookBear
Nov 1, 2008

all loving nazis must loving hang

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Crazycryodude
Aug 15, 2015

Lets get our X tons of Duranium back!

....Is that still a valid thing to jingoistically blow out of proportion?


45 ACP CURES NAZIS posted:

all loving nazis must loving hang

Bullets are cheaper and faster than a rope but agreed

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

Crazycryodude posted:

Bullets are cheaper and faster than a rope but agreed

you can reuse a rope

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit
Just a reminder that this guy, John C. Woods, was the American hangman for a bunch of Nazi war criminals and he didn't really know what he was doing and as such he made Nazis suffer.

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
Gonna have to add him to my list of heroes.

Only for the nazi suffering part. Seems like a standard class dipshit aside from that. And aside from nazis, he mostly hung americans.

CRUSTY MINGE fucked around with this message at 16:07 on Feb 21, 2018

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD
that it is uh not a great hero

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Proud Christian Mom posted:

that it is uh not a great hero

1488amirite

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer

UP THE BUM NO BABY posted:

Just a reminder that this guy, John C. Woods, was the American hangman for a bunch of Nazi war criminals and he didn't really know what he was doing and as such he made Nazis suffer.

Too stupid for the navy, lied to get a sham job, promoted despite being unqualified, I wouldn't call him a hero but he was definitely peak Army.

BigDave
Jul 14, 2009

Taste the High Country

Slim Pickens posted:

Too stupid for the navy, lied to get a sham job, promoted despite being unqualified, I wouldn't call him a hero but he was definitely peak Army.

He failed upwards to a point where he strangled Nazi war criminals, then electrocuted himself.

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
A true Kansan. Bullshit his way to a sweet gig. Died in an entirely preventable way.

Kawasaki Nun
Jul 16, 2001

by Reene
I'm shocked that an idiot like that made master sergeant

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.

Kawasaki Nun posted:

I'm shocked that an idiot like that made master sergeant

Auto promotion when he became executioner.

PookBear
Nov 1, 2008

John C Woods would make a great dark comedy.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Kawasaki Nun posted:

I'm shocked that an idiot like that made master sergeant

My initial reaction was ":lol: Are you really?" then I realized that was :thejoke:

Immanentized
Mar 17, 2009
Lincoln is a very good movie to be watching right now. Just added to Netflix

A Bad Poster
Sep 25, 2006
Seriously, shut the fuck up.

:dukedog:
After a month and a half in the field, I've got a 4 day weekend, a bottle of Eagle Rare, 8 episodes of The Grand Tour to watch, and Monster Hunter to play. Oh yeah.

not caring here
Feb 22, 2012

blazemastah 2 dry 4 u
Turn off your phone

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
I kinda wish the "off the hook" busy tone was a viable option to force onto people. Now it's all voicemails and poo poo I never set up. I still make the voicemail robot lady say my number.

I want to torture solicitors with a never ending busy tone.

Flikken
Oct 23, 2009

10,363 snaps and not a playoff win to show for it

CRUSTY MINGE posted:

I kinda wish the "off the hook" busy tone was a viable option to force onto people. Now it's all voicemails and poo poo I never set up. I still make the voicemail robot lady say my number.

I want to torture solicitors with a never ending busy tone.

Record a fax machine's tone. Make the computer think it is a fax machine.

Vasudus
May 30, 2003
Get RoboKiller. It's 12 dollars a year and totally worth it. Never deal with a telemarketer again.

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

not caring here posted:

Turn off your phone

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

And use headphones and never answer if someone knocks on your door

Booger Presley
Aug 6, 2008

Pillbug
I just answer the door naked. If they didn't want therapy they shouldn't a knocked. :colbert:

BigDave
Jul 14, 2009

Taste the High Country

not caring here posted:

Turn off your phone

Or just set your ringtone to silent. I did so earlier today, totally liberating. The vmmm vmmm noise of it vibrating was starting to give me no-poo poo anxiety.

Force de Fappe
Nov 7, 2008

tyler
Jun 2, 2014


Lol

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Carpenter Brut has a new album(Spotify link). It's the guy who brought us this masterpiece:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=er416Ad3R1g

Nuclear Tourist
Apr 7, 2005

Naked Bear posted:

Carpenter Brut has a new album(Spotify link). It's the guy who brought us this masterpiece:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=er416Ad3R1g

awww yissss

This is good. Very good. The jury is still out whether or not it tops Trilogy, but it's very good.

The Inferno Galore track is epic.

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer
gently caress yessssss, guess I'll be looping this on my commutes for the next couple weeks

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

Naked Bear posted:

Carpenter Brut has a new album(Spotify link). It's the guy who brought us this masterpiece:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=er416Ad3R1g

oh gently caress yes 🙆🏽‍♀️🙆🏽‍♀️🙆🏽‍♀️🙆🏽‍♀️ I need to throw that dude some cash


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JvdT4wFh0tQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v1jZxJ8k3dg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZxYBGoGX6Dc


To preface: yes the original OST is absolutely fantastic. Showed new gal Fury Road, she had a religious experience. Man, what a fantastic movie

Nuclear Tourist
Apr 7, 2005

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lUyND1_cgJQ

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

lmao that executioner dude died from loving up a lightbulb change

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Naramyth
Jan 22, 2009

Australia cares about cunts. Including this one.

loving lol

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
Well she is from kentucky.

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May
https://twitter.com/MattBors/status/968599201650102272

EBB
Feb 15, 2005


aww i can't find the meth mouth smilie they made of his fiance

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer
Google didn't disappoint



Also lol

Radical 90s Wizard
Aug 5, 2008

~SS-18 burning bright,
Bathe me in your cleansing light~

Naked Bear posted:

Carpenter Brut has a new album(Spotify link). It's the guy who brought us this masterpiece:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=er416Ad3R1g

Holy shiiiiiiit this owns, this track is insane

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_xoxUEKb0os&t=645s

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Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

Yeah it’s all 100% more of the same and 100% owns

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