TRUMP402: hicks out for harambe

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TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

MAKE 21 JUMP STREET A REAL THING!

PUT ED BALLS IN ALL SCHOOLS!

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Tan Dumplord: Mar 9, 2005; by FactsAreUseless

school security: michael bay edition

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I did a thing: Mar 23, 2017; On the chest of a barmaid in Sale, were tattooed the prices of ale. And on her behind for the sake of the blind, was the same information in braille.

Consummate Professional posted:

that guy has no idea how often Are Troops accidentally leave their guns laying around

or how many troops have had to be physically held down and had their fire arm taken from them because they snapped.

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GobiasIndustries: Dec 14, 2007; Lipstick Apathy

Again, the first suggestion:

A CUSTODIAN COULD BE AN UNDER COVER POLICE OFFICER

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mormonpartyboat: Jan 14, 2015; by Reene

logikv9 posted:

serious posting, not that long ago states ran huge mental health hospitals that housed honestly thousands of patients. they were huge and had huge dorm-style buildings to house people who needed help. and heck, they got it. it wasn't the best, but it was certainly better than what happened which was defunding and privatization.

even now at least in NJ if you are having a psychotic episode you can show up to a hospital, get held for a good period of time, but then transferred to a long-term care facility. the problem is that those facilities are full and often times these people have families or other people they need to support, so they purposely avoid treating a psychotic break / depression and just keep working until they off themselves or others. there's just not enough resources to treat people chronically, they just throw them some antipsychotics and hope for the best

thank you ronald reagan

your legacy is intact

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a helpful bear: Aug 18, 2004; Slippery Tilde

sexpig by night posted:

HE WANTS HIDDEN, SECRET, GUNS

guns in ever cubbyhole

guns in every backpack

guns in the ceiling

guns in my pants

see that plant? actually it's a gun disguised as a bush

dissect a frog, small gun inside

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a.lo: Sep 12, 2009

make custodians secret cops they can even find misplaced guns lying around

so simple

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Notorious R.I.M.: Jan 27, 2004; up to my ass in alligators

lol another "soft targets" vs "hard targets" argument oh my goddd

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I did a thing: Mar 23, 2017; On the chest of a barmaid in Sale, were tattooed the prices of ale. And on her behind for the sake of the blind, was the same information in braille.

schools are soft targets

we need to turn them into super max hard targets imo

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Kitfox88: Aug 21, 2007; Anybody lose their glasses?

Good Citizen posted:

but enough about my favorite Steven seagal movies

seagal being a chudly sexpest was really :smith:

for me b/c i enjoy super lovely action movies and now whenever his are on tv i just get angry

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Zerg Mans: Oct 19, 2006

Good soup! posted:

wait isnt this the father of rachel scott

how much money did he make off those book deals

was she the one that the right lied about by saying she was killed for saying she loved jesus?

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DryGoods: Apr 26, 2014; Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

harden the targets 2: teach harder

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Grey Fox: Jan 5, 2004

Ft. Hood was a soft target by these psycho's standards

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Notorious R.I.M.: Jan 27, 2004; up to my ass in alligators

can't find enough chud kids but they sure can find enough chud parents

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bean mom: Jan 30, 2009

lunch lady SWAT team

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juche avocado: Dec 23, 2009

Homeless Friend posted:

does anybody have an idea..... i have 10 of them but does anybody else have one?

did he actually say this lmao

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Le Saboteur: Dec 5, 2007; I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..

I think I lost my mind. Its gone. North Korea please drop the bombs.

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GobiasIndustries: Dec 14, 2007; Lipstick Apathy

i seriously have not stopped laughing at undercover custodian cops

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RealityWarCriminal: Aug 10, 2016

Ah yes, a deterrent for suicidal school shooters

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ferroque: Oct 27, 2007

any custodian would take a bullet for their beloved filthy school

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GobiasIndustries: Dec 14, 2007; Lipstick Apathy

juche avocado posted:

did he actually say this lmao

lmao yes

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sexpig by night: Sep 8, 2011; by Azathoth

uuuuh Trump talking about how we 'used to have' a lot of mental hospitals...anyone gonna tell em who closed em?

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Good soup!: Nov 2, 2010

zegermans posted:

was she the one that the right lied about by saying she was killed for saying she loved jesus?

yup

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juche avocado: Dec 23, 2009

Zyla posted:

lunch lady SWAT team

binch they already are

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Zikan: Feb 29, 2004

https://twitter.com/ddale8/status/966434993680670726

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Notorious R.I.M.: Jan 27, 2004; up to my ass in alligators

"Background checks are gonna be very strong -- we need that"

- T UMP

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GobiasIndustries: Dec 14, 2007; Lipstick Apathy

'when we see there's trouble.....we have to nab 'em'

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limp dick calvin: Sep 1, 2006; Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.

is trump gonna undo regan closing mental hospitals?

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Fuckt Tupp: Apr 19, 2007; Science

need a hotline to report deviants who might cause trouble for the state

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a.lo: Sep 12, 2009

dont clogged the toilets u could be pissing off a cop

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skaboomizzy: Nov 12, 2003; There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

armed janitors and lunch ladies

I haven't heard a single thing anyone said since that because that broke my brain

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Grey Fox: Jan 5, 2004

also lmao at the person earlier who was like "why can't we just call the cops and have someone taken away?!"

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mormonpartyboat: Jan 14, 2015; by Reene

cant wait for the first story of some rent-a-cop drone striking himself on accident

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triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

america is poo poo

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a helpful bear: Aug 18, 2004; Slippery Tilde

a.lo posted:

make custodians secret cops they can even find misplaced guns lying around

so simple

and old man with a push brush and he's just shoving a pile of guns into a bin labeled "extra guns"

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lamentable dustman: Apr 13, 2007; ððð

trump gonna bring back the state institutions

probably a good thing

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DryGoods: Apr 26, 2014; Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

"this spaghetti sucks, i can't believe they make us eat this slop!"
*the lunch lady starts to polish a stinger shoulder missile launcher*

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Homeless Friend: Jul 16, 2007

no mental institution??? mr president... look where you are

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CommanderApaul: Aug 30, 2003; It's amazing their hands can support such awesome.

Oh god he's talking out his rear end right now

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Kitfox88: Aug 21, 2007; Anybody lose their glasses?

Zyla posted:

lunch lady SWAT team

Special Weightwatchers And Tasting

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