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Proud Christian Mom posted:theres no way thats real, please tell me its not real, he seriously cant be this dumb 5. i hear you
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Ben Nerevarine posted:an Amazon package was left on my back porch which is fenced in, what the gently caress UPS trains their drivers to toss fragile packages really far.
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Ben Nerevarine posted:an Amazon package was left on my back porch which is fenced in, what the gently caress drones
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Proud Christian Mom posted:theres no way thats real, please tell me its not real, he seriously cant be this dumb i hear you. but this is the unbroken brain thread
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Duscat posted:our president's brain is a puddle of nine-day-old piss, with things floating in it dat 45 lapel
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I've talked to the president and there's going to be a C-SPAM listening session in the Oval Office sometime before 2020 ur all invited apparently
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GobiasIndustries posted:i just remembered that the first girl with a suggestion recommended more shooting trainings and also that it should happen '5 times per month'. 5 school shooting drills per. month. I overheard my 10-yo son explaining to my 6-yo Kindergartner daughter what the ALICE drill was for when she had their first one back in September/October. It never even occurred to me that those were happening at my kids school. It still seriously fucks me up that the school has to teach my 6 and 10 year old to hide under their table/chairs in case someone starts shooting up their school. Just that we have to do that is hosed up.
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Ben Nerevarine posted:an Amazon package was left on my back porch which is fenced in, what the gently caress ghost spooky
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mormonpartyboat posted:to be fair his handwriting would be like circling whatever twitter blurb with an arrow -------> and in all caps I HEAR YOU
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ONE NOTHINGS WRONG WITH ME TWO NOTHINGS WRONG WITH ME THREE SOMETHINGS GOT TO GIVE FOUR SOMETHINGS GOT TO GIVE FIVE! I hear you.
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Phone posted:i hear you. no unbroken brain since the escalator
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Billzasilver posted:wait doesn’t that murder everybody on the plane no planes have had like half the fuselage blown out and landed fine
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Did you say "NERD"?
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I HEAR YOU
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Internet Webguy posted:shoot skeet not skeet shoot  skeet skeet my private boy creams
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CommanderApaul posted:I overheard my 10-yo son explaining to my 6-yo Kindergartner daughter what the ALICE drill was for when she had their first one back in September/October. It never even occurred to me that those were happening at my kids school. lmao do you ever even fuckin talk to your children? wtf
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CommanderApaul posted:I overheard my 10-yo son explaining to my 6-yo Kindergartner daughter what the ALICE drill was for when she had their first one back in September/October. It never even occurred to me that those were happening at my kids school. When I was in school we had tornado drills. Like, that was the scariest thing we had to prepare for. Tornados.
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D1E posted:UPS trains their drivers to toss fragile packages really far. skaboomizzy posted:drones rump buttman posted:ghost these... *squints at screen* ghost drones have a heck of a throwing arm
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A Handed Missus posted:I've talked to the president and there's going to be a C-SPAM listening session in the Oval Office sometime before 2020 gonna rip a REAL stinky fart
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lmao ya what would you expect
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Billzasilver posted:wait doesn’t that murder everybody on the plane Maybe, but it takes the terrorist out first . You a foreigner or something?
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oh gently caress me it's embroidered lmao
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god loving drat it i came back 2 make a 21 trump street based on my previous post 1 hour and 100 years ago
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Quotey posted:ONE NOTHINGS WRONG WITH ME https://youtu.be/yVcAyEMM4Cc
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Lastgirl posted:his handwriting would be like I HMMM YOM
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try to imagine telling someone at release that the bad timeline from back to the future 2 was going to end up correct in every detail
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Nonsense posted:oh gently caress me it's embroidered lmao hahaha i thought it was a cufflink at first which would have been bad enough but NOPE
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Proud Christian Mom posted:he seriously cant be this dumb is this a joke
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