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angerbot
Mar 23, 2004

plob
When you think about it, some dead innocents now is a very small price to pay for a bunch of dead innocents later

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DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.
*a military widow breaks down into tears after Trump hands her a plaque in honor of her dead husband. he stares blank faced at her for a min then shuffles some notes before pulling a random sheet*
"thank you for coming, does anyone have any ideas to stop these school shootings"

tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 368 days!
Did he at least say the poo poo on the paper

did he at least do that

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009


lmao

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
trump leaning over and whispering into a casket, "i hear you"

Star Phlatulence
Jan 14, 2006

by Cyrano4747
Bleak Gremlin
https://twitter.com/sighnatasha/status/966457016880418817

SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy

tenderjerk posted:

Did he at least say the poo poo on the paper

did he at least do that

https://twitter.com/JenniferJJacobs/status/966449720410419200

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

tenderjerk posted:

Did he at least say the poo poo on the paper

did he at least do that

same question

Crusader
Apr 11, 2002

society is too sick to survive

TRUMP

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://twitter.com/charles_gaba/status/966429206522589185

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

https://twitter.com/PFTCommenter/status/966450893351739393

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy
also, per usual, the only time he referenced a student by name he prefaced it with 'beautiful'. just another one of those things you pick up on that should be super creepy but because its Trump its just standard

kaleedity
Feb 27, 2016



tenderjerk posted:

Did he at least say the poo poo on the paper

did he at least do that

how do the willfully illiterate read

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009


lmao

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




1) DO SOMETHING
2) DO...... SOMETHING??


5) I HEAR YOU

Samurai Sanders
Nov 4, 2003

Pillbug
I guess technically no one needs to proudly call him president; they can just grudgingly call him president as long as gunsbortion goes their way.

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
https://twitter.com/KeepTrumping/status/966450709448265728

there you go

Al!
Apr 2, 2010
Probation
Can't post for 6 hours!
https://twitter.com/austin_walker/status/966450609690955776

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

i keep thinking how mad that listening session made us and how it must have really pissed off the kids marching to get poo poo done

Star Phlatulence
Jan 14, 2006

by Cyrano4747
Bleak Gremlin

GobiasIndustries posted:

Its also telling that every time someone brings the whole 'arm the teachers' thing up they always pick the gym teacher. 100% of the time the gym teacher is the first one to get the weapon.

my gym teacher was an ex-marine

he was convicted of filming the girls in the girls locker room

Notorious R.I.M.
Jan 27, 2004

up to my ass in alligators

GobiasIndustries posted:

also, per usual, the only time he referenced a student by name he prefaced it with 'beautiful'. just another one of those things you pick up on that should be super creepy but because its Trump its just standard

tbh the first thing I did when watching the ~listening session~ was to see if any of the students looked like Ivanka

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008


drat this guy's late to the take

Agronox
Feb 4, 2005

i hear you. it was like when texas, texas, biggest state in the union, the votes were coming in and they were saying 'trump is toast,' 'trump is done,' and then the biggest electoral college victory, just amazing, in the last fifty years

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

DryGoods posted:

*a military widow breaks down into tears after Trump hands her a plaque in honor of her dead husband. he stares blank faced at her for a min then shuffles some notes before pulling a random sheet*
"thank you for coming, does anyone have any ideas to stop these school shootings"

tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 368 days!

yeah thats much better

art of the deal :haw:

D1E
Nov 25, 2001


sloppo posted:

my gym teacher was an ex-marine

he was convicted of filming the girls in the girls locker room

if the girls had guns that story might have had a different ending.

Guns for everyone!

Victory Position
Mar 16, 2004

That DICK! posted:

omg, jesus poo poo, holy christ, can u fuckin imagine if they gave every substitute teacher you'd ever had a gun

volunteer substitutes have to report to the armory (formerly gym)

the bitcoin of weed
Nov 1, 2014

i hear you, but im not listening

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

sloppo posted:

my gym teacher was an ex-marine

he was convicted of filming the girls in the girls locker room

i know that statistically there are marines that havent raped anyone

anecdotally tho...

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

DryGoods posted:

*a military widow breaks down into tears after Trump hands her a plaque in honor of her dead husband. he stares blank faced at her for a min then shuffles some notes before pulling a random sheet*
"thank you for coming, does anyone have any ideas to stop these school shootings"

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




wtf is a listening

this was an ask jeff session

Grand Theft Autobot
Feb 28, 2008

I'm something of a fucking idiot myself
Realtalk, has there ever been a school shooting that wasn't a false flag?

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

Squizzle posted:

wtf is a listening

this was an ask jeff session

its like a sounding but in your ear

kaleedity
Feb 27, 2016



we have confirmed that hope hicks definitely wrote those notes right

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Grand Theft Autobot posted:

Realtalk, has there ever been a school shooting that wasn't a false flag?

red dawn

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:

mormonpartyboat posted:

is 4 just "News sources. Any ideas?"

Crowd source new ideas

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

who is paying for hundreds of thousands of armed guards

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
your voice matters

"ARM ALL TEACHERS AND KILL EVERYONE THAT EVEN FLINCHES"

okay maybe not that voice but surely some voice matters

tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 368 days!

DryGoods posted:

*a military widow breaks down into tears after Trump hands her a plaque in honor of her dead husband. he stares blank faced at her for a min then shuffles some notes before pulling a random sheet*
"thank you for coming, does anyone have any ideas to stop these school shootings"

"Enjoy!" - :chaostrump:

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mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
foucault had something important to say about the similarities between schools and prisons

but i forgot what it was

i might have it written down at home somewhere

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