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kopasetic
Sep 18, 2009

Squizzle posted:

wtf is a listening

this was an ask jeff session

:eyepop:

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RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:

angerbeet posted:

When you think about it, some dead innocents now is a very small price to pay for a bunch of dead innocents later

A small amount now for a large amount later? Why that's investing. BuY BUY BUY

Mo_Steel
Mar 7, 2008

Let's Clock Into The Sunset Together

Fun Shoe

Squizzle posted:

wtf is a listening

this was an ask jeff session

i liked it better when it was ask jeeves :colbert:

LegoMan
Mar 17, 2002

ting ting ting

College Slice
"I hear you" is like the most basic empathy statement you can make to a person so of course Trump couldn't even say that

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

mormonpartyboat posted:

foucault had something important to say about the similarities between schools and prisons

but i forgot what it was

i might have it written down at home somewhere

"i hear you" - foucault

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
I feel your pain was taken.

D1E
Nov 25, 2001


Shouldn’t the firearms the government provides to school teachers be fully automatic to give them an edge against the hostile tangos they’ll be going up against?

Mo_Steel
Mar 7, 2008

Let's Clock Into The Sunset Together

Fun Shoe

Elephanthead posted:

I feel your pain was taken.

he couldve went with "i never asked for this" and get the deus ex crowd.

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

lol that chud CNN interviewed is getting owned online

https://twitter.com/WamsuttaLives/status/966337964312809473

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:

euphronius posted:

who is paying for hundreds of thousands of armed guards

The federal government

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

https://twitter.com/twitersgoodboy/status/966460291906260992

Samurai Sanders
Nov 4, 2003

Pillbug
I figured he meant for veterans to volunteer as guards. Maybe so they can keep their health care.

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
Until it gets axed during a budget showdown in favor of are troops

Grey Fox
Jan 5, 2004

I still can't get past Trump telling a room full of school shooting activists "You'll be back" when wrapping up.

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

D1E posted:

Shouldn’t the firearms the government provides to school teachers be fully automatic to give them an edge against the hostile tangos they’ll be going up against?

just issue the teachers guns and gas masks, flood the school with fenanyl via alarm and have them walk the halls executing any students they deem suspicious via bullet to the back of the head. they should be trained on how to do this 3 days a year

tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 372 days!

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

this joke has levels

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Al! posted:

"i hear you" - foucault

well, see you, anyway

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012



LegoMan
Mar 17, 2002

ting ting ting

College Slice
No like seriously the easiest way to connect with an angry person is to tell them you hear their concerns. It calms them down almost immediately and establishes a connection and the people who wrote his talking points knew that but Trump couldn't even follow that simple direction

Mo_Steel
Mar 7, 2008

Let's Clock Into The Sunset Together

Fun Shoe

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Samurai Sanders posted:

I figured he meant for veterans to volunteer as guards. Maybe so they can keep their health care.

they would need millions of volunteers lmao

whose paying the insurance

cuntman.net
Mar 1, 2013

release numbers 3 and 4!!

kaleedity
Feb 27, 2016



Grey Fox posted:

I still can't get past Trump telling a room full of school shooting activists "You'll be back" when wrapping up.

something something hashtag never again

SpaceGoku
Jul 19, 2011

DryGoods posted:

i keep thinking how mad that listening session made us and how it must have really pissed off the kids marching to get poo poo done

imagine how mad it made you and then remember there are a dozen chuds who nodded along and said "finally, we're getting a REAL solution" when he said it was time to put more guns in our schools

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
https://twitter.com/Robertevii/status/966458818065518592

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!


Yams Fan

Grey Fox posted:

I still can't get past Trump telling a room full of school shooting activists "You'll be back" when wrapping up.

Have a good time.

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

robert w. trump

Charles 2 of Spain
Nov 7, 2017

Can't wait for the inevitable school shooting where the old grizzled veteran science teacher shoots the attacker (after accidentally killing six kids) which is going to trigger mandatory guns in schools.

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

LegoMan posted:

No like seriously the easiest way to connect with an angry person is to tell them you hear their concerns. It calms them down almost immediately and establishes a connection and the people who wrote his talking points knew that but Trump couldn't even follow that simple direction

i hear you

now does anyone have any ideas for connecting with angry people

i have like ten ideas but

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
https://twitter.com/jaboukie/status/966456563580862464

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


Ronald TrumpDonald

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
trump? :thunk:

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/734231223002894337

tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 372 days!
"Can you put 45 on my shirts, the 45 is for me I'm the 45th president of america "

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

mormonpartyboat posted:

i hear you

now does anyone have any ideas for connecting with angry people

i have like ten ideas but

something something end affirmative action

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

this is from the second listening session, the first was early this morning with trump nodding along to an empty room for an hour before thanking the chairs and weeping in a bathroom stall

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

This is a strong point.

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

LegoMan posted:

No like seriously the easiest way to connect with an angry person is to tell them you hear their concerns. It calms them down almost immediately and establishes a connection and the people who wrote his talking points knew that but Trump couldn't even follow that simple direction

sounds calculating and manipulative either way~

and how can anyone in that room be hysterical, they pratically kissed his rear end

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mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
we need to stop the censorship

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