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shovelbum
Oct 21, 2010

Fun Shoe

CodeJanitor posted:

Is this a "for" or "against" argument? Cause i got a warehouse of toilet plungers that I would really like to sell

daleks but also free markets

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juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





meal team six though lmao still

2DCAT
Jun 25, 2015

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Gravy Boat 2k
I'm lol'ing so hard

BAE OF PIGS
Nov 28, 2016

Tup

euphronius posted:

that just happened mate

dreams do come tru

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

sloppo posted:

the other half i think were way into booze?

they were into not starving to death because they were scots irish, the being way into booze was just a secondary consideration

Basebf555
Feb 29, 2008

The greatest sensual pleasure there is is to know the desires of another!

Fun Shoe
Whats a good country for a Jewish guy to live in these days? Canada? They like everyone right?

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:

BAE OF PIGS posted:

can't wait for a conservative politicians kid to be shot in school with a legally purchased gun.

A con pol was shot with a leg pur gun and nothing happened

Al-Saqr
Nov 11, 2007

One Day I Will Return To Your Side.
Har Har childrens entire school life will be a living nightmare of fear and constant security state supervision and drills and death day in and day out har har america is hosed.

Vox Nihili
May 28, 2008

Al! posted:

[points gun at 8-year-old] wait a second, that's not a child, that's a floating orange kid-shaped blanket like you see everywhere these days

It works if the kids herd together like zebras. The large swatches or color cause a "mindflood" for the would-be shooter, allowing upwards of 30% of the children to escape unharmed.

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

euphronius posted:

things grade school kids do well: remain still and not make noise

the body can shut down in cases of non-legitimate gun use

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:

Basebf555 posted:

Whats a good country for a Jewish guy to live in these days? Canada? They like everyone right?

Israel?

shovelbum
Oct 21, 2010

Fun Shoe

BAE OF PIGS posted:

enjoying a three philosophers tonight. Kinda bummed I only have one. Gonna have to switch to whisky cuz I don't want any of the other beers I have.

ur not the guy whose house @ which i left a single 3 philosphers on super bowl day ru

Star Phlatulence
Jan 14, 2006

by Cyrano4747
Bleak Gremlin

Phi230
Feb 2, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
https://www.thedailybeast.com/trump-tells-shooting-survivors-solution-to-your-problem-is-more-guns-in-school


https://img.thedailybeast.com/image...ump-lede_gmosf0

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc
did trump tell any of the kids that hed be dating them soon?

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe

Nonsense posted:

*giant red square*



i got stuck on this level of psychonauts

Brain Curry
Feb 15, 2007

People think that I'm lazy
People think that I'm this fool because
I give a fuck about the government
I didn't graduate from high school



That guy in the Trump 2020 shirt who lost his daughter still dismisses gun control. Seems to want to turn schools in to prisons.

https://twitter.com/sunsentinel/status/966476700040167424

CodeJanitor
Mar 30, 2005
I still can't think of anything to say.
Just use networked computers with VR for school so that no kid has to leave their bunker

Basebf555
Feb 29, 2008

The greatest sensual pleasure there is is to know the desires of another!

Fun Shoe

Haha, no thanks

Al-Saqr
Nov 11, 2007

One Day I Will Return To Your Side.

I mean if you enjoy ethnostates and love the concept of ethnically cleansing people, sure.

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


D1E posted:

Do I really need to go through all the bullshit of emigrating or can I just fly to one of the good European countries and request political asylum at this point?

you would need to demonstrate evidence of being actively at risk, which if you're posting on this forum and aren't in imminent danger of having your rights stripped away or being persecuted by the government, you very probably aren't

at the time that goons actually qualify for political asylum things have probably gotten so extremely bad that everything's off the table regardless

go through the bullshit of emigrating if you're truly convinced it's the right decision

shovelbum posted:

theyre ethnostates op

so is almost everywhere else

Notorious R.I.M.
Jan 27, 2004

up to my ass in alligators

Basebf555 posted:

Whats a good country for a Jewish guy to live in these days? Canada? They like everyone right?

tbh Canada is so duct-taped together that they're one Trump away from becoming the same kind of shithole.

They're also gonna get hilarious hosed by Russia in the Arctic soon because they forget that North Canada exists entirely.

BAE OF PIGS
Nov 28, 2016

Tup

shovelbum posted:

ur not the guy whose house @ which i left a single 3 philosphers on super bowl day ru

Maybe. Did we have gay sex?

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Vox Nihili posted:

It works if the kids herd together like zebras. The large swatches or color cause a "mindflood" for the would-be shooter, allowing upwards of 30% of the children to escape unharmed.

using toddlers as dazzle camo to own the libs

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc
https://twitter.com/daveweigel/status/966440376046366720

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
soon days are just gonna be like

shovelbum
Oct 21, 2010

Fun Shoe

BAE OF PIGS posted:

Maybe. Did we have gay sex?

not THAT nite

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc
https://twitter.com/ShaneGoldmacher/status/966415456696459265

nice

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

omfg

this is how teenagers looked at me when I was a teenager btw

https://img.thedailybeast.com/image...ump-lede_gmosf0

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.


I did a thing
Mar 23, 2017

On the chest of a barmaid in Sale, were tattooed the prices of ale. And on her behind for the sake of the blind, was the same information in braille.
I need a patent lawyer

i want to use CRISPR-Cas9 and advances in materials science, and biominicry, to start designer babies that synthesize kevlar instead of keratin

any takers?

my gofundme will be up shortly.

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc
https://twitter.com/gelles/status/966409100010708993

wheres the tviv thread

shovelbum
Oct 21, 2010

Fun Shoe

Al-Saqr posted:

I mean if you enjoy ethnostates and love the concept of ethnically cleansing people, sure.

honestly if im jewish in modern america having a violently fascist nuclear ethnostate with a stated policy of destroying unfaithful allies w nuclear hellfire is a good backup plan

tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 372 days!

Phi230
Feb 2, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

shovelbum
Oct 21, 2010

Fun Shoe

I did a thing posted:

I need a patent lawyer

i want to use CRISPR-Cas9 and advances in materials science, and biominicry, to start designer babies that synthesize kevlar instead of keratin

any takers?

my gofundme will be up shortly.

NEW SOCIALIST MAN

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010


kill CNN

I did a thing
Mar 23, 2017

On the chest of a barmaid in Sale, were tattooed the prices of ale. And on her behind for the sake of the blind, was the same information in braille.

Sir Tonk posted:



wheres the tviv thread

you're in it

Phi230
Feb 2, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

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SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


if you wanna get out of america with minimum pain-in-the-rear end then you're going to be looking at the americas. most anywhere in the old world is going to be at a minimum passively hostile to you if you're not the right ethnicity

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