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GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/966662241977360384

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FistEnergy
Nov 3, 2000

DAY CREW: WORKING HARD

Fun Shoe
jesus christ this hellcountry cannot be real

Augus
Mar 9, 2015


Our elementary schools will look like John Woo films and IT WILL OWN BIGLY

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy
:psyduck: the whiplash

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

Joementum posted:

this is literally defense

I mean the idea is offensive

Kashuno
Oct 9, 2012

Where the hell is my SWORD?
Grimey Drawer

*goes on insane arm the teachers rant, ends with actual good thing*

what the gently caress is with today

Wrenever
Jul 22, 2007



I'm the sicko shooter trying to get back at my bullies but choose a different school to shoot up because of all the weapons talented teachers at mine that will instantly shoot me back

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009


ok well lol that is something

Billzasilver
Nov 8, 2016

I lift my drink and sing a song

for who knows if life is short or long?


Man's life is like the morning dew

past days many, future days few

gently caress. gently caress. I’m gonna dsa so hard today.

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009


ikr

Zikan
Feb 29, 2004

https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/966662241977360384

lmao the nra is opposed to all of this

Quotey
Aug 16, 2006

We went out for lunch and then we stopped for some bubble tea.
2019: Classes without gun adept teachers are MAGNETS for the Sickos. No more trigger-shy teachers!

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

we must wage a pre-emptive war on mass-shooterstan

a ground war is necessary

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

This is a roaring comeback for corporal punishment in public schools

alnilam
Nov 10, 2009

Joementum posted:

this is literally defense

you're right... the armed teachers should go on the offensive and raid the shooter's home before he starts!!

radical meme
Apr 17, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Oh my god, this is exactly what we are gonna get. This is going to be proposed by the GOP and passed, at least, by the House.

Augus
Mar 9, 2015



Think I just heard an audible snap come from my neck

hallebarrysoetoro
Jun 14, 2003

FistEnergy posted:

jesus christ this hellcountry cannot be real

lol america has always been brokebrained but only recently has a brokebrain assumed the office of presdent

D1E
Nov 25, 2001


It's hilarious that the NRA is gonna get Trump voted out of office.

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy
https://twitter.com/kylegriffin1/status/966662608945217538

Crusader
Apr 11, 2002

I DON'T WANT TO GIVE TEACHERS GUNS FAKE NEWS I JUST WANT TO GIVE SOME TEACHERS GUNS, THE ELITE OF ALL TEACHERS DOING WHAT TEACHERS DO BEST, SENDING SUPERSONIC CHUNKS OF METAL THROUGH TEENAGERS

Solarin
Nov 15, 2007

Joementum posted:

this is literally defense

no no he said instant shooting, like before the bad guy has even revealed his weapon. easy O(ffense)

Billzasilver
Nov 8, 2016

I lift my drink and sing a song

for who knows if life is short or long?


Man's life is like the morning dew

past days many, future days few


lol the background checks will only be for armed teachers

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

moist turtleneck posted:

lol my local news only used one clip from cnn and it was the one from the cop about rounding up all the weird kids and putting them in asylums

Also they didn't show any of the kids asking questions

Just mommy nra and daddy Rubio and the strong police officer

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

GobiasIndustries posted:

What if the sicko shooter isn't a coward?

What if he is really trained like that guy in Dallas that took out the 10 cop first responders loving Rambo style.

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

so when the cuck schools for liberal snowflakes get shot up we don’t bother sending the police anymore just the morgue

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003


That is some pinky finger next to your mouth money

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

The NRA is opposed to all of those things.

Giga Gaia
May 2, 2006

360 kickflip to... Meteo?!

what else are we gonna spend the money on? health care and other entitlement programs?! defend the kids from bullets with hails of bullets. rain bullets down and only the strong and brave and america will survive!!

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Elephanthead posted:

What if he is really trained like that guy in Dallas that took out the 10 cop first responders loving Rambo style.

wasn't he a vet lmao

mastershakeman
Oct 28, 2008

by vyelkin

Augus posted:

Our elementary schools will look like John Woo films and IT WILL OWN BIGLY

*teacher slides down stair rail, firing two guns as doves fly out of lockers*

alnilam
Nov 10, 2009

TRUML

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009


wtf

this is the opposite of

wh

lmao brainnnnn spidderrrsssssssssssssss *rooty tooty point and shooties into the air*

Billzasilver
Nov 8, 2016

I lift my drink and sing a song

for who knows if life is short or long?


Man's life is like the morning dew

past days many, future days few

Barack Obama destroyed this country just by being black and that makes him a hero

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

mastershakeman posted:

*teacher slides down stair rail, firing two guns as doves fly out of lockers*

I'm in.

hallebarrysoetoro
Jun 14, 2003

Kashuno posted:

*goes on insane arm the teachers rant, ends with actual good thing*

what the gently caress is with today

"help my very weapons talented teacher just accidentally shot me and i'm bleeding to death"

*first responder rushes to scene and puts bandaid on paper cut from two months ago*

"thank you for doing an actual good thing"

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

Billzasilver posted:

Barack Obama destroyed this country just by being black and that makes him a hero

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

Augus posted:

Our elementary schools will look like John Woo films and IT WILL OWN BIGLY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QwrbyVaC6EU

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

This will be - if he goes through with it - I believe the first legislation he has ever proposed to congress

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Baller Ina
Oct 21, 2010

:whattheeucharist:

Billzasilver posted:

oh god I think I’m having a meltdown attack. quick someone shoot me and miss repeatedly.

BANG BANG BA-gently caress, gently caress, sorry I’m sorry I’m trying to dislodge it

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