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Garrand: Dec 28, 2012; Rhino, you did this to me!

Gorilla Salad posted:

This is up there with the anal sex telomeres guy who believed loving young girls up the bunghole made him immortal.

I thought the idea was that as an older gentleman he had more telomeres and so younger ladies should gently caress them so they could live longer? Or am I confusing something/someone else with that.

E: I'm getting that backwards. He has less telomerase and so he's less carcinogenic.

a gallery https://imgur.com/a/243Vb#omhRU7u

Garrand has a new favorite as of 06:14 on Feb 22, 2018

# ? Feb 22, 2018 06:09

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MisterBibs: Jul 17, 2010; dolla dolla
bill y'all; Fun Shoe

I'll be the first to admit this isn't really a funny picture in the conventional sense, but we don't really have a "Post Your Favorite What The Christ Image". Which is a kind of funny? Maybe?

It's the five colors in Magic: The Gathering, and the ten bi-color guilds from the Ravnica set. After that, your guess is as good as mine. As one of the surprisingly-many people who posted this on Twitter said, this thing has layers.

e: oh, yeah, we do have a graph thread; didn't think about it. Mea culpa.

MisterBibs has a new favorite as of 06:46 on Feb 22, 2018

# ? Feb 22, 2018 06:31

Garrand: Dec 28, 2012; Rhino, you did this to me!

That was posted in the PYF awful graphs thread but since it's here

Also that answered the question I had in that thread so thanks

# ? Feb 22, 2018 06:34

Former DILF: Jul 13, 2017

that makes me strad

# ? Feb 22, 2018 06:59

Trig Discipline: Jun 3, 2008; Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.; Grimey Drawer

Bored posted:

THE ONE DICK

Or is he saying that women grow a dick equal to the size of their partner's dick, but it only happens once?

Is this the plot of an anime? Is this man searching for his perfect dickgirl?

It's like Eminiem said

You better lose yourself in the semen, from the man
You want it, you better never let it go
You only get one cock, do not miss its chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime

# ? Feb 22, 2018 07:08

yook: Mar 11, 2001; YES, CLIFFORD THE BIG RED DOG IS ABSOLUTELY A KAIJU

Noggin Monkey posted:

https://twitter.com/nucleartakes/status/965621682005258246

Seems like a really depressing life assuming that, as a presumptive guy, you have an inherently lovely personality by virtue of being male.

By this logic, the ideal wife would be someone who had unprotected sex with tons of people as long as they had above average personalities.

# ? Feb 22, 2018 07:14

Fister Roboto: Feb 21, 2008

Das Boo posted:

How many fucks until I become the man?

The answer, my friend, is blowing in the wind.

# ? Feb 22, 2018 08:16

Memento: Aug 25, 2009; Bleak Gremlin

These get better and better.

https://twitter.com/botnikstudios/status/966364931586183182

# ? Feb 22, 2018 10:07

SpaceGoatFarts: Jan 5, 2010; sic transit gloria mundi; Nap Ghost

Memento posted:

These get better and better.

https://twitter.com/botnikstudios/status/966364931586183182

I love these. Did you see this movie written by a bot?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LY7x2Ihqjmc

e: yeah there's a new one!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5qPgG98_CQ8

SpaceGoatFarts has a new favorite as of 10:16 on Feb 22, 2018

# ? Feb 22, 2018 10:12

The MSJ: May 17, 2010

Memento posted:

These get better and better.

https://twitter.com/botnikstudios/status/966364931586183182

Again with the spiders and people replacing a person with pig, just like in that Harry Potter story.

# ? Feb 22, 2018 11:13

Memento: Aug 25, 2009; Bleak Gremlin

THIS IS MY HOLE! IT WAS MADE FOR ME!

# ? Feb 22, 2018 13:19

Randaconda: Jul 3, 2014; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

# ? Feb 22, 2018 13:26

Philippe: Aug 9, 2013; (she/her)

The only inaccurate thing in that picture is that you can't get a rifle with an underslung grenade launcher.

# ? Feb 22, 2018 13:41

Kiss Kiss Bang Bang: Dec 28, 2007; Kiss this and hang

Good morning SA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c0Gr5CWwLgc

# ? Feb 22, 2018 14:02

Randaconda: Jul 3, 2014; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Tasteful Dickpic posted:

The only inaccurate thing in that picture is that you can't get a rifle with an underslung grenade launcher.

# ? Feb 22, 2018 14:07

Pararoid: Dec 6, 2005; Te Waipounamu pride

Tasteful Dickpic posted:

The only inaccurate thing in that picture is that you can't get a rifle with an underslung grenade launcher.

I'm pretty sure the Tunnel Snakes and Vault 101 aren't in Fallout: New Vegas

# ? Feb 22, 2018 14:28

Hippie Hedgehog: Feb 19, 2007; Ever cuddled a hedgehog?

Memento posted:

These get better and better.

https://twitter.com/botnikstudios/status/966364931586183182

Screenshots on Twitter must be the hands-down worst medium for posting a screenplay.

Edit:Wasn't the King running an entirely different gang in NV?

# ? Feb 22, 2018 14:51

Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

Pararoid posted:

I'm pretty sure the Tunnel Snakes and Vault 101 aren't in Fallout: New Vegas

Randaconda posted:

# ? Feb 22, 2018 15:05

Neddy Seagoon: Oct 12, 2012; "Hi Everybody!"

Kiss Kiss Bang Bang posted:

Good morning SA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c0Gr5CWwLgc

This is apparently A Thing in China as well, despite the government's effort to stop it.

# ? Feb 22, 2018 15:21

Randaconda: Jul 3, 2014; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

# ? Feb 22, 2018 16:15

Trig Discipline: Jun 3, 2008; Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.; Grimey Drawer

I believe I speak for a lot of people when I say: what

# ? Feb 22, 2018 16:20

zedprime: Jun 9, 2007; yospos

Memento posted:

These get better and better.

https://twitter.com/botnikstudios/status/966364931586183182

I might be getting Botnik fatigue but I swear they are editing these with a heavier hand every time and it's tipping the scale back to lol-random instead of laughing at the silly robot who thinks it's a script writer.

# ? Feb 22, 2018 16:21

Trig Discipline: Jun 3, 2008; Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.; Grimey Drawer

zedprime posted:

I might be getting Botnik fatigue but I swear they are editing these with a heavier hand every time and it's tipping the scale back to lol-random instead of laughing at the silly robot who thinks it's a script writer.

Totally agree. At the same time it's kinda interesting that I find myself mildly irritated by a person imitating a robot trying to imitate a person because it's not as funny as an actual robot trying to imitate a person. It's like an AI version of Victor/Victoria, and it's fuckin' weird.

# ? Feb 22, 2018 16:27

Lobok: Jul 13, 2006; Say Watt?

zedprime posted:

I might be getting Botnik fatigue but I swear they are editing these with a heavier hand every time and it's tipping the scale back to lol-random instead of laughing at the silly robot who thinks it's a script writer.

It's predictive text so it was never a robot writing the scripts. It's basically Choose Your Own Adventure but for writing a story instead of reading it.

I wrote a "zedprime" post by inputting all the posts you've made in this thread and then seeing what popped up after each word branched out into new options for more words.

zedprimebot posted:

gently caress consent. I swear it's like a Quarter Pounder: just like mom. [Google image of women being margarine]

Edit: Here's the link to it. Zedprime.txt

Lobok has a new favorite as of 16:59 on Feb 22, 2018

# ? Feb 22, 2018 16:53

Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

The thing doesn't "write" anything either. There's still a person sitting there, looking at the ~30 words it predicted and choosing the ones that make the most sense/are funny.

# ? Feb 22, 2018 16:56

Wheat Loaf: Feb 13, 2012; by FactsAreUseless

Kiss Kiss Bang Bang posted:

Good morning SA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c0Gr5CWwLgc

Certainly tops this.

# ? Feb 22, 2018 17:02

Baron von Eevl: Jan 24, 2005; WHITE NOISE
GENERATOR
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Lobok posted:

It's predictive text so it was never a robot writing the scripts. It's basically Choose Your Own Adventure but for writing a story instead of reading it.

I wrote a "zedprime" post by inputting all the posts you've made in this thread and then seeing what popped up after each word branched out into new options for more words.

Edit: Here's the link to it. Zedprime.txt

If this was the trigbot, that would have ended with "just like your mom."

# ? Feb 22, 2018 17:02

Zamboni Rodeo: Jul 19, 2007; NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!

zedprime posted:

I might be getting Botnik fatigue but I swear they are editing these with a heavier hand every time and it's tipping the scale back to lol-random instead of laughing at the silly robot who thinks it's a script writer.

I'll not argue with you about this, but "You don't know how to iron my dad?!" got a laugh out of me, so. :shrug:

# ? Feb 22, 2018 17:05

Trig Discipline: Jun 3, 2008; Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.; Grimey Drawer

Baron von Eevl posted:

If this was the trigbot, that would have ended with "just like your mom."

I need new jokes.

# ? Feb 22, 2018 17:08

zedprime: Jun 9, 2007; yospos

Lobok posted:

It's predictive text so it was never a robot writing the scripts. It's basically Choose Your Own Adventure but for writing a story instead of reading it.

I wrote a "zedprime" post by inputting all the posts you've made in this thread and then seeing what popped up after each word branched out into new options for more words.

Edit: Here's the link to it. Zedprime.txt

It's indistinguishable from my normal posts.

But I realize it's the most editable of the robot mediums and that's why I also chalked it up as maybe fatigue of the medium. But the early ones seemed much more dream like and less like a writing workshop about a Frasier episode about an iron.

# ? Feb 22, 2018 17:09

Lobok: Jul 13, 2006; Say Watt?

zedprime posted:

It's indistinguishable from my normal posts.

But I realize it's the most editable of the robot mediums and that's why I also chalked it up as maybe fatigue of the medium. But the early ones seemed much more dream like and less like a writing workshop about a Frasier episode about an iron.

Maybe they're becoming more aware/self-conscious of their own style and changing it up.

Also, I really wish I had some way to scrape off of SA because it'd be awesome to upload a user's post history to make a predictive keyboard out of them.

# ? Feb 22, 2018 17:47

theflyingorc: Jun 28, 2008; ANY GOOD OPINIONS THIS POSTER CLAIMS TO HAVE ARE JUST PROOF THAT BULLYING WORKS; Young Orc

Trig Discipline posted:

I need new jokes.

Which is what your mom said when she decided to get pregnant

# ? Feb 22, 2018 17:55

Guy Goodbody: Aug 31, 2016; by Nyc_Tattoo

# ? Feb 22, 2018 17:56

Trabant: Nov 26, 2011; All systems nominal.

Neddy Seagoon posted:

This is apparently A Thing in China as well, despite the government's effort to stop it.

I would've put real money on it being a Russian Thing.

# ? Feb 22, 2018 17:59

Ghost Leviathan: Mar 2, 2017; Exploration is ill-advised.

It's because in China it's considered good luck or whatever the more people you have at your funeral, and so the modern Chinese tendency to take everything to the most ridiculous extreme they can manage you end up with funeral strippers and then armies of funeral strippers to attract as many people as possible with no regard for any consequences.

# ? Feb 22, 2018 18:07

Phanatic: Mar 13, 2007; Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

# ? Feb 22, 2018 18:09

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.