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Von Sloneker
Jul 6, 2009

as if all this was something more
than another footnote on a postcard from nowhere,
another chapter in the handbook for exercises in futility



e: goddamn ed ballsed again

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Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

It's a little late to try to make her seem relatable and normal.

SpaceGoku
Jul 19, 2011


no one believes this except maga morons and those people aren't worth trying to convince because they're already planning their own mass shooting

SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
https://twitter.com/WardDPatrick/status/966740102289461249

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.

true for students

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

your next

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


juche avocado posted:

president retarded

so what

Augus
Mar 9, 2015


baron drew tits on this post

Mo_Steel
Mar 7, 2008

Let's Clock Into The Sunset Together

Fun Shoe

D1E posted:

Suicide by teacher is going to become A Thing.

POP QUIZ HOT SHOT

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

Dana is kind of weird. I've gathered that much.

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

Al! posted:

she's right, gently caress shakespere that old bald bitch

didn't that portrait artist just depict him that way to own him

SHVPS4DETH
Mar 19, 2009

seen so much i'm going blind
and i'm brain-dead virtually





Ramrod XTreme

Robert Plant
Jan 6, 2015

I MEAN

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
nicolas cruz went all out and even MAGA'd but the boss Donald

didnt

even get hurt

and he let the school shooting survivors live so they could let you know

your next

let you know

your next

jerry seinfel
Jun 25, 2007


GobiasIndustries posted:

love my president being 100% vindictive instead of actually trying to solve problems
https://twitter.com/ddale8/status/966740157931114496

this is going to be cited in court in like a month

AverySpecialfriend
Jul 8, 2017

by Hand Knit
I'll tell you what though projectile motion demonstrations are gonna be a lot more exciting

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

D1E posted:

Suicide by teacher is going to become A Thing.

lol i didnt even think about that. give a teenager with emotional issues and hormones cranking it up an easy out.

what a good loving system there.

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

GobiasIndustries posted:

love my president being 100% vindictive instead of actually trying to solve problems
https://twitter.com/ddale8/status/966740157931114496

what happened to him deploying the national guard to chicago to stop all the crime

Qurnah
May 9, 2008

every treumpo you take
and every trumoe you make
Grimey Drawer

GobiasIndustries posted:

love my president being 100% vindictive instead of actually trying to solve problems
https://twitter.com/ddale8/status/966740157931114496

this is the mind of a stable genius in action

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!
LMAO checking into a school now is currently nerve wracking enough, signing in, showing ID, getting your picture taken and printed out on a sticker you have to wear...

If the front office starts dealing death I feel like I'm going to gently caress up somehow.

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Lastgirl posted:

your next

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy

now im starting to get angry again. First off if i were a parent i wouldn't want it to be a mystery as to which teachers are packing heat. Second most school shooters go in knowing they're going to die so the entire premise is bullshit.

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

didn't that portrait artist just depict him that way to own him

owns if true

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

tenderjerk posted:

that line where after i got ethered by teens last night?

maybe if i try it verbatim a 2nd time :raise:

lets dispel this notion that Marco Rubio doesn't know what he's doing

Broken Box
Jan 29, 2009

get hard in school

hot for fast death by teacher

Augus
Mar 9, 2015


3 years mandatory service in afghanistan for all preschoolers

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

UFOTacoMan posted:

LMAO checking into a school now is currently nerve wracking enough, signing in, showing ID, getting your picture taken and printed out on a sticker you have to wear...

If the front office starts dealing death I feel like I'm going to gently caress up somehow.

lol people are going to get killed reaching for their cellphones at schools

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy
oh my god hes all over the place. again. as usual.
https://twitter.com/maggieNYT/status/966741933447139329

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Al! posted:

lol people are going to get killed reaching for their cellphones at schools

yup

Presence
Jul 29, 2006

lmbo

Mons Hubris
Aug 29, 2004

fanci flup :)


we ban guns yet?

brugroffil
Nov 30, 2015


Von Sloneker posted:

artist rendering of a Trump-hardened school



I had that base as a kid it owned

AverySpecialfriend
Jul 8, 2017

by Hand Knit
Me, a president with very good brains: I could go out and shoot up a school and my approval rating wouldn't even drop

TotalHell
Feb 22, 2005

Roman Reigns fights CM Punk in fantasy warld. Lotsa violins, so littl kids cant red it.



pannies

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

GobiasIndustries posted:

oh my god hes all over the place. again. as usual.
https://twitter.com/maggieNYT/status/966741933447139329

ratings on video games LMAO :wtc:

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

why would you need or want that many paninis in your luggage

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.
a rating system for video games and movies? how innovative

Addamere
Jan 3, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

I mean to be fair it always struck me as really weird that I can watch Big Strong White Guy get all oiled up and sweaty and homoerotically wrestling with other men and punch and shoot and slice up a bunch of dudes and that poo poo's just PG but if lady shows a nipple it's suddenly R.

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Mons Hubris posted:

we ban guns yet?

no

more guns

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Presence
Jul 29, 2006

Mons Hubris posted:

we ban guns yet?

the answer is

TRUMP

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