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A Gnarlacious Bro
Apr 25, 2007

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Instead of balkanization your going to have California secede in the midst of a ethnic cleansing and then have it's government quickly crushed Spain style.

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logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler

A Gnarlacious Bro posted:

Now it seems people think the country with the worlds largest military is going to split into 2-3 countries and the populations will self-deport to their appropriate ethnostate.

i dont think it'll happen but i wish it will

tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 372 days!

kaleedity posted:

where would the libertarians go in balkalatopia?

those that are left alive after two days will cluster around the balkanized portions that offer public assistance

SHVPS4DETH
Mar 19, 2009

seen so much i'm going blind
and i'm brain-dead virtually





Ramrod XTreme

Solarin posted:

watch, and learn



aight

petit choux
Feb 24, 2016

Was at work and just occurred to me there needs to be a dialogue, and new language, addressing the inability of the older generation to handle modern life. I really hate to say that because I'm about to be part of the older generation. But I don' t think anything can better capture old people's inability to basically give a poo poo about anything aside from getting paid and getting fed than their refusal to even make some kind of palliative gesture for the benefit of the young victims that were in their gallery and instead just start whacking off about pornography. That's clear evidence of people terminally accustomed to having everything done in a certain set way that I find common among olds.

A Gnarlacious Bro
Apr 25, 2007

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
We got enough troops to brutally repress any secession movement, and you know a Dem president would be doing the grand compromise of calling in tanks on LA.

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe

this one's just weird

she is one strange lady

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
in any real situations if a state decides to leave trump will absolutely nuke them day 1

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

euphronius posted:

hopefully if we Balkanize we will have a peaceful India Pakistan situation where populations voluntarily relocate to the correct place

I want to be one of the millions dead.

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


A Gnarlacious Bro posted:

We got enough troops to brutally repress any secession movement, and you know a Dem president would be doing the grand compromise of calling in tanks on LA.

even if that's what happened it would still scare the poo poo out of enough people that things would change

for better or for worse :iiam:

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


Bip Roberts posted:

I want to be one of the millions dead.

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





it doesn't beg the question yeah, i know, i'll show myself out

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


Business Gorillas posted:

i remember watching some documentary about .50 cals and getting shot with one basically explodes your chest cavity

lmfao if you're that insecure about your dick you need one of those

is that what happened to steve scalise's pelvic cavity

silvergoose
Mar 18, 2006

IT IS SAID THE TEARS OF THE BWEENIX CAN HEAL ALL WOUNDS




petit choux posted:

Was at work and just occurred to me there needs to be a dialogue, and new language, addressing the inability of the older generation to handle modern life. I really hate to say that because I'm about to be part of the older generation. But I don' t think anything can better capture old people's inability to basically give a poo poo about anything aside from getting paid and getting fed than their refusal to even make some kind of palliative gesture for the benefit of the young victims that were in their gallery and instead just start whacking off about pornography. That's clear evidence of people terminally accustomed to having everything done in a certain set way that I find common among olds.

"conservative"

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

logikv9 posted:

in any real situations if a state decides to leave trump will absolutely nuke them day 1

the cleansing light of the atom will purify the godlessness from california

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

i think we can start calling trump a prick since a high school girl called him one.

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

tenderjerk posted:

how many times a year is butthole day now

the first monday after infrastructure week

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
i hope i become a statistic in some book in a foreign country's library about the American Genocide

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy
Wonder how many idiots will actually believe in Trump's 'political cover'
https://twitter.com/Yamiche/status/966767015670239232

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


https://twitter.com/ddale8/status/966766018361257984

I go to school in a sanctuary city that votes 80% D, and let me tell you, I am now Kim Jong Un

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

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corporal john finch

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
tag yourself i'm 4,500,791 out of 26,809,112 killed in the second nuclear salvo

sandoz
Jan 29, 2009


Guy Goodbody posted:

A teacher army would be pretty cool, honestly

*screeching loudly and farting* HARRY POTTER loving RUINED A GENERATION

Feldegast42
Oct 29, 2011

COMMENCE THE RITE OF SHITPOSTING

kaleedity posted:

where would the libertarians go in balkalatopia?

If we balkanize it will probably be West coast -> Northeast coast -> Midwest and South together -> The West

Northeast and West will be soc dem, West will be libertarian, and the new Confederacy will be fascist / white supremacist

Of course, if the nukes don't get grabbed by the coasts that configuration will last one week before the Confederacy launches them all to bring about the Rapture

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
https://twitter.com/AP_Oddities/status/966760800756084736

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy
CPAC update: still going strong
https://twitter.com/ddale8/status/966768515784077312

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

weird, my wife called me "sicko shooter" on our honeymoon

Augus
Mar 9, 2015


also media and pop culture that glorifies violence tends to be pretty conservative so uhhhh

most video games make their violence abstract and cartoony to the point that the brain doesn't really associate it with violence anymore, it's just spectacle
the real problem is the games like modern call of duty that mix in the spectacle of indulgant ultra-violence with the pretense of realism and extreme hawkish messages about militarism, glorifying the military elite and even going so far as making deals with arms manufacturers who want to put their guns in the games.
but of course we'll never admit that militarism is a problem with our culture and not the generic spectre of "violent media"

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Augus posted:

it's significantly less than half the country

but they control significantly more than half the government

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler

aiming for the gold at the Oppression Olympics

Mirthless
Mar 27, 2011

by the sex ghost

Duscat posted:

lol any "investor" who got taken in by this stunt should skulk off in shame and take the secret to his grave

lmao

it's incredible, really, because it was reported so loving widely that it should have been obvious that it was a scam from the beginning

they were an iced tea company, you idiots! what does iced tea have to do with the blockchain?

Bananasaurus Rex
Mar 19, 2009

The investors that were misled were the algorithms that were written to buy anything related to blockchain lmao

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


https://twitter.com/nytpolitics/status/966734873942810626

Taiwan #1 :c00l:

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
some people think that 37% is a perfect level of victimhood but i'm more of a fan of 41%

Uncle Wemus
Mar 4, 2004

by that logic fort hood never should have happened

Mirthless
Mar 27, 2011

by the sex ghost

Bananasaurus Rex posted:

The investors that were misled were the algorithms that were written to buy anything related to blockchain lmao

hahaha

it'd be really funny if somewhere at goldman a software engineer was getting dressed down for this

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
the trump era seems like the perfect time for china to just gently caress up taiwan's poo poo

trump will absolutely not do anything if china decides to go all in

gregday
May 23, 2003

https://twitter.com/dave__esq/status/966683459459735552

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mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
just want to lean back and dissolve today

make me one with the earth for a while

and give me funny tweets to wake up to

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