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Riot Carol Danvers
Jul 30, 2004

It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

CRUSTY MINGE posted:

Freddie, Katy, and Sgt Chowdown are the correct answer to this.

drat, you right

boop the snoot posted:

Katy Perry of 2018 is not the Katy Perry of 2014 and should be replaced as gip’s crush.

You wrong

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Dong Quixote
Oct 3, 2015

Fun Shoe

psydude posted:

Also Caro is the true hero of GiP.

Caro's story about Syria will probably be lost to the sands of time because of his extraordinary disconnection from reality, but I legitimately think it'd be one of the most interesting accounts of the entire civil war to read. It's a real shame we'll probably never get any more info than what we already have from when he was first released.

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

M_Gargantua posted:

Just to take a look at what the Main Stream Media is saying about us:

lol if you care about what dnd superstars think of this sub forum

psydude
Apr 1, 2008

Dong Quixote posted:

Caro's story about Syria will probably be lost to the sands of time because of his extraordinary disconnection from reality, but I legitimately think it'd be one of the most interesting accounts of the entire civil war to read. It's a real shame we'll probably never get any more info than what we already have from when he was first released.

Isn't Zeris a journalist? He should do a freelance piece on him and submit it to like Wired or The Atlantic.

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
Superceding Mueller indictment just got released. 32 counts of tax and bank fraud against Manafort and Gates.

https://twitter.com/kyledcheney/status/966788743989522433

https://twitter.com/ZoeTillman/status/966786099401166848

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


M_Gargantua posted:




You always remember your old flames.

My old flame turned into a lump of wood.

Hexyflexy
Sep 2, 2011

asymptotically approaching one

Dong Quixote posted:

Caro's story about Syria will probably be lost to the sands of time because of his extraordinary disconnection from reality, but I legitimately think it'd be one of the most interesting accounts of the entire civil war to read. It's a real shame we'll probably never get any more info than what we already have from when he was first released.

He started writing it up here, but stopped. Probably for the best for his mental health really.

Riot Carol Danvers
Jul 30, 2004

It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

facialimpediment posted:

Superceding Mueller indictment just got released. 32 counts of tax and bank fraud against Manafort and Gates.

https://twitter.com/kyledcheney/status/966788743989522433

https://twitter.com/ZoeTillman/status/966786099401166848

Can't wait until they get into 45's bank accounts

bird food bathtub
Aug 9, 2003

College Slice

WAR CRIME SYNDICAT posted:

Can't wait until they get into 45's bank accounts

I'd honestly take the tax forms over the piss tape. That would push the fat, geriatric gently caress into an unending rage and probably trigger the Saturday Night Massacre 2. The piss tape would just normalize water sports to own the libs.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


bird food bathtub posted:

I'd honestly take the tax forms over the piss tape. That would push the fat, geriatric gently caress into an unending rage and probably trigger the Saturday Night Massacre 2. The piss tape would just normalize water sports to own the libs.

Volunteering to pee on R’s now.

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



boop the snoot posted:

Katy Perry of 2018 is not the Katy Perry of 2014 and should be replaced as gip’s crush.

shame on an IGA posted:

• Shut up, Cole

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

facialimpediment posted:

Superceding Mueller indictment just got released. 32 counts of tax and bank fraud against Manafort and Gates.

https://twitter.com/kyledcheney/status/966788743989522433

https://twitter.com/ZoeTillman/status/966786099401166848

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

So Gates stopped talking?

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



shame on an IGA posted:

So Gates stopped talking?

Orrr this is the lightweight version of the mountain of poo poo they had on him.

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016

WAR CRIME SYNDICAT posted:

drat, you right


You wrong

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD
ive spent all day hitting the local news facebooks pages engaging in spirited discussion concerning armed teachers and man do people really place some superman delusions on their shooting ability despite all statistical evidence showing otherwise

Time Crisis Actor
Apr 28, 2002

by Hand Knit
We’re not a bastion of the left. We’re guardians of the Islamic Revolution.

Dong Quixote
Oct 3, 2015

Fun Shoe

Hexyflexy posted:

He started writing it up here, but stopped. Probably for the best for his mental health really.

I remember reading this when he got out, and you're right, it's probably best for him to not have to relive it more than necessary by writing it out. He must have gotten debriefed when he was released though, right? I want to believe that somewhere out there, some intel guy wrote up a full account of his story and it's stored on the digital equivalent of:

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns

shame on an IGA posted:

So Gates stopped talking?

Apparently he never did.

https://twitter.com/woodruffbets/status/966792816935555073

A big "problem" here is that Mueller's team is loving airtight. There isn't a single leak coming from his team or anything. So, reporters are stuck with using defense attorneys, Mueller interviewees, and people that *might* know what's going on to figure out where Mueller is going.

Also Gates/Manafort likely leaking to the media a lot to angle for pardons.

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
Oh drat Missouri Governor just got nailed with a felony charge. Felony invasion of privacy for that whole hostage nude picture blackmail thing.

https://twitter.com/rxpatrick/status/966795751216091136

https://twitter.com/tonymess/status/966795288987029505

Ahahaha the statute of limitations would've run out next month. HE ALMOST MADE IT

facialimpediment fucked around with this message at 23:13 on Feb 22, 2018

20 Blunts
Jan 21, 2017
Activist prosecutors

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING
Missouri’s governor was arrested :lol:

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD
lmao

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

Dealmakers take note, POTUS appears to be vulnerable to Br'er Rabbit negotiating tactics.

"Oh please lord no brother fox not the briar patch, anything but the briar patch!", begs CA as Trump threatens to end federal immigration enforcement in the state

*not The Onion. Really.

That Works
Jul 22, 2006

Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy


Gates and Manafort basically getting the Al Capone treatment right?

Riot Carol Danvers
Jul 30, 2004

It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

facialimpediment posted:

Oh drat Missouri Governor just got nailed with a felony charge. Felony invasion of privacy for that whole hostage nude picture blackmail thing.

https://twitter.com/rxpatrick/status/966795751216091136

https://twitter.com/tonymess/status/966795288987029505

Ahahaha the statute of limitations would've run out next month. HE ALMOST MADE IT

For a minute I thought this was the fuckstick who punched the reporter and still got elected and now I'm a little disappointed

A Bad Poster
Sep 25, 2006
Seriously, shut the fuck up.

:dukedog:
As a Missouri resident, get hosed Greitens.

Flying_Crab
Apr 12, 2002



Smiling Jack posted:

look at the magazine

There's nothing wrong with the magazine? It's just canted forward in the magazine well.


Wayne LaPierre is one of the biggest pieces of poo poo in America, and that's saying something. He's probably 95% of why the NRA is a crazy right wing extremist organization now.

Flying_Crab fucked around with this message at 23:46 on Feb 22, 2018

Raerlynn
Oct 28, 2007

Sorry I'm late, I'm afraid I got lost on the path of life.

A Bad Poster posted:

As a Missouri resident, get hosed Greitens.

Not empty quoting; total agreement here. Couldn't happen to a nicer poo poo stain.

joat mon
Oct 15, 2009

I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.

That Works posted:

Gates and Manafort basically getting the Al Capone treatment right?

Not so much, more "If you're a foreign agent, you've got to register as a foreign agent and follow the rules. Don't lie about being one, don't hide the money you get from being one, and don't lie about it on your taxes, either."
Or, "in order to get away with being an undeclared foreign agent, you're going to break a lot more laws than just the foreign agent registration law, so we'll also charge you for breaking those laws, which you did to avoid being found out as an undeclared foreign agent."

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

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facialimpediment posted:

Oh drat Missouri Governor just got nailed with a felony charge. Felony invasion of privacy for that whole hostage nude picture blackmail thing.

https://twitter.com/rxpatrick/status/966795751216091136

https://twitter.com/tonymess/status/966795288987029505

Ahahaha the statute of limitations would've run out next month. HE ALMOST MADE IT

Yeeeeeeesssss

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





M_Gargantua posted:




You always remember your old flames.

Unironically the best 50 bucks I've spent in a while

PookBear
Nov 1, 2008

The Iron Rose posted:

well at least there's always tay tay

my dude let me introduce you to madi diaz

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NyC6ojTi5qM

EBB
Feb 15, 2005


I don't think he's serious.

quote:

"We're getting no help from the state of California. Frankly, if I pulled our people from California, you would have a crime nest like you've never seen in California. All I'd have to do is say 'ICE, Border Patrol, leave California alone,'" he said during a listening session at the White House. "You would see crime like nobody has ever seen crime in this country. And yet we get no help from the state of California. They are doing a lousy management job," he went on to say. "They have the highest taxes in the nation. And they don't know what's happening out there. Frankly it's a disgrace."

"Doing thing would cause problem, so I'm not going to do thing. But look how close CA is to problem happening if we don't keep helping."

The Iron Rose
May 12, 2012

:minnie: Cat Army :minnie:

facialimpediment posted:

Oh drat Missouri Governor just got nailed with a felony charge. Felony invasion of privacy for that whole hostage nude picture blackmail thing.

https://twitter.com/rxpatrick/status/966795751216091136

https://twitter.com/tonymess/status/966795288987029505

Ahahaha the statute of limitations would've run out next month. HE ALMOST MADE IT

Here's the full article:

http://www.kansascity.com/news/politics-government/article201629499.html

I'm laughing a bit at this though:

quote:

Officials later confirmed Greitens was taken into custody and then booked at the St. Louis Justice Center.

“As I have stated before, it is essential for residents of the City of St. Louis and our state to have confidence in their leaders,” Gardner said in a statement. “They must know that the Office of the Circuit Attorney will hold public officials accountable in the same manner as any other resident of our city. Both parties and the people of St. Louis deserve a thorough investigation of these allegations.”

Greitens could not immediately be reached for comment.
:lol:


:wink:

The Iron Rose fucked around with this message at 00:00 on Feb 23, 2018

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

Proud Christian Mom posted:

ive spent all day hitting the local news facebooks pages engaging in spirited discussion concerning armed teachers and man do people really place some superman delusions on their shooting ability despite all statistical evidence showing otherwise

You have to remember according to tv and movies simply pointing a gun in the general direction of something and firing is always 100% a hit. First time I ever fired a handgun I remember being shocked that I didn't even hit the target once.

Nick Soapdish
Apr 27, 2008


Can't wait to get the second hand Hot Takes from the in laws about the MO Governor indictment.

Doughy Fresh
Jun 15, 2007

Isn't that dangerous?

It all comes full circle. I was TAD to Newport, RI for a couple weeks a few years ago. Drove down to the Mohegan Sun casino, and she was randomly performing there that night. Never heard of her before, liked her ever since (really great energy from her considering the four of us were the only people there under 50).

PookBear
Nov 1, 2008


She's half danish half peruvian

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Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


I liked his book enough thst I gave my dad a copy for Christmas. Then he went and did a long series of poo poo that disappointed me, so gently caress him.

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