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mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
https://twitter.com/DLoesch/status/717739502

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Woodchip
Mar 28, 2010

onlyyourfistswillsaveyou.jpg

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

logikv9 posted:

mods rename the LeBron James of Posting but opposite

The Cherokee Parks of Posting.

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy
nice

Star Phlatulence
Jan 14, 2006

by Cyrano4747
Bleak Gremlin

FactsAreUseless posted:

They're more concerned with fighting the Democrats than capitalism, in the same way that the Democrats are more interested in fighting the left than the Republicans.

has anyone cashed in on cspam yet? i feel like there's a grift waiting to happen here

according to my charts, the income potential is... up to 3 chapos??!? that cant be right

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012



hell yeah that's the brands and corporations that I crave :jackbud:

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

a helpful bear
Aug 18, 2004

Slippery Tilde

Billzasilver posted:

I’m the lebron Jamfes of shitposting

im the shaq-throwing-freethrows of shitposting

Ruzihm
Aug 11, 2010

Group up and push mid, proletariat!


brief message from the succ https://twitter.com/GovernorVA/status/966688283223822336

skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

tacodaemon posted:

have you ever really contemplated the size of john cornyn's head?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0vcB7uCqdFk

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy

It's too bad she's a complete loving lunatic because her old tweets really make me want to like her.

GrimGypsy
Mar 27, 2007


logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
i'm the buster keaton of artisan post-crafting

Unperson_47
Oct 14, 2007



i'm the bubsy morgues o fa posting

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

tacodaemon posted:

have you ever really contemplated the size of john cornyn's head?




DryGoods has issued a correction as of 00:10 on Feb 23, 2018

mags
May 30, 2008

I am a congenital optimist.

AverySpecialfriend posted:

The second amendment guarantees me the right to bear computer hacking bombs thanks

a bomb squad in every class room

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy

Nichael posted:

i do enjoy how much Bannon hates J-Kush and Ivanka, and I hope, desperately, there's some kind of consequence for those pricks.

Seriously. If nobody of importance ends up in trouble, please just let Jared go to jail.

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler

mags
May 30, 2008

I am a congenital optimist.

Website Owner

Billzasilver
Nov 8, 2016

I lift my drink and sing a song

for who knows if life is short or long?


Man's life is like the morning dew

past days many, future days few

a helpful bear posted:

im the shaq-throwing-freethrows of shitposting

same but for money laundering investigations

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
mods rename me World Class Strategist

Unperson_47
Oct 14, 2007




aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.
im the kanye west of posting

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



I ordered a $4 side of Tunisian couscous from the middle eastern place to meet the order minimum and lmao, this is like 3 pounds of couscous, potatoes, veggie mix, chickpeas, and a bunch of other stuff good lord

think I found a new poverty entree woop woop

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
i'm the marco rubio of posting because i post the same images over and over

dimebag dinkman
Feb 20, 2003

Mara Lago (in Florida)

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
https://twitter.com/CharlesJSchmidt/status/966791261293350912

Star Phlatulence
Jan 14, 2006

by Cyrano4747
Bleak Gremlin
i'm the shy malcolm x
post any memes necessary

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler

school shootings solved youre welcome

Grizzled Patriarch
Mar 27, 2014

These dentures won't stop me from tearing out jugulars in Thunderdome.



was dana loesch trying to be a comedian before landing her nra gig or something

Tan Dumplord
Mar 9, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

bathrooms are usually conspicuously marked

a helpful bear
Aug 18, 2004

Slippery Tilde
https://www.politico.com/magazine/story/2018/02/22/the-trouble-with-wolf-blitzer-217074

quote:

The best evidence that a lower grade of artificial intelligence powers CNN anchor Wolf Blitzer’s jaw, and not the usual proteins that convert chemical energy into mechanical energy, resides in the fact that he sounds like a text-to-speech robot when he opens his mouth. As flat, and sometimes as bleak, as the Great Plains, Blitzer’s voice squeezes all human emotion and intonation out of the sentences he speaks. No dramatic pauses for Blitzer, and no changes of inflection to command his listeners’ attention. His voice knows only one raspy pace, that of a speed-walker, whether he’s talking about President Donald Trump’s latest tweet, a congressional battle, a suicide bombing or a dip in the Dow. If his voice were a baked good, it would be a soda cracker. If you looked for it on the color wheel, it would be the blotch of light gray. If you ran out of bubble wrap, you could use his voice to secure the contents of a package.

Samurai Sanders
Nov 4, 2003

Pillbug
All these kinds of things seem based on the premise that God can only enter a place like a school with human permission. Do evangelicals ever ask themselves why that would be?

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004




By this logic, wouldn't the real blame here lie on the school's Christian Club for being insufficiently pious and earning the wrath of the Lord? I mean it wasn't a bacchanalian god of homosexuality that allowed this to happen after all, the LGBT students must be doing fine

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy

Grizzled Patriarch posted:

was dana loesch trying to be a comedian before landing her nra gig or something

she wanted to star in a sitcom about a hot mom who is also a right-wing radio host.

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

wow that is evil as gently caress

dont be mean to me
May 2, 2007

I'm interplanetary, bitch
Let's go to Mars



goddamnit climate change you're not eroding florida's bedrock fast enough

Samurai Sanders posted:

All these kinds of things seem based on the premise that God can only enter a place like a school with human permission. Do evangelicals ever ask themselves why that would be?

Because God doesn't want to get shot?

Jabronie
Jun 4, 2011

In an investigation, details matter.

sloppo posted:

i'm the shy malcolm x
post any memes necessary

I'm Foolish Desperado

http://www.mess.be/inickgenwuname.php

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

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a helpful bear
Aug 18, 2004

Slippery Tilde

Grizzled Patriarch posted:

was dana loesch trying to be a comedian before landing her nra gig or something

a la Kellyanne?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=39rvDuN7l3U

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