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Sapozhnik
Jan 2, 2005

Nap Ghost
an exception can also maybe be made for notch for having a weapons grade level of autism on the condition that he be deprived of any and all ways for his awful opinions about women to have any effect on the world (which tbf he also doesn't seem to be doing unless he's started dropping mad stacks on anti-abortion groups or whatever lately)

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Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

i think that notch was sent to earth by some minor deity as a living lesson in how money doesn't buy you happiness

Sagebrush fucked around with this message at 02:47 on Feb 23, 2018

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan


i mean money makes me pretty happy, but if i struck it rich I probably wouldn't buy an expensive candy wall celebrity party house and live in it alone

prisoner of waffles
May 8, 2007

Ah! well a-day! what evil looks
Had I from old and young!
Instead of the cross, the fishmech
About my neck was hung.

Sagebrush posted:

i think that notch was sent to earth by some minor deity as a living lesson in how money doesn't buy you happiness

Sapozhnik
Jan 2, 2005

Nap Ghost
money brings happiness in the same way oxygen does. the hedonic treadmill is a thing.

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

two Billion dollars and he lives in beyonce's giant estate in bel air. he could pay four guys a quarter million a year each to be his full-time entourage. another million a year keeping his house stocked with booze and drugs and food. another ten million up front to buy a bunch of lamborghinis and jet skis. he'd soon have an unending stream of hot young people showing up to party. so for that relatively tiny investment he could keep up a 24/7/365 bacchanalia for the rest of his natural life and still have hundreds of millions left over.


but afaict he just holes up in his room and mansplains about feminism on twitter

FCKGW
May 21, 2006

Sagebrush posted:

i think that notch was sent to earth by some minor deity as a living lesson in how money doesn't buy you happiness

this reminds me that notch replied to the @buttcoin twitter account the other day

https://twitter.com/notch/status/965646321175506944

prisoner of waffles
May 8, 2007

Ah! well a-day! what evil looks
Had I from old and young!
Instead of the cross, the fishmech
About my neck was hung.

Sagebrush posted:

two Billion dollars and he lives in beyonce's giant estate in bel air. he could pay four guys a quarter million a year each to be his full-time entourage. another million a year keeping his house stocked with booze and drugs and food. another ten million up front to buy a bunch of lamborghinis and jet skis. he'd soon have an unending stream of hot young people showing up to party. so for that relatively tiny investment he could keep up a 24/7/365 bacchanalia for the rest of his natural life and still have hundreds of millions left over.


but afaict he just holes up in his room and mansplains about feminism on twitter

somebody has to have told him that he should probably (DEFINITELY) be in therapy by now

I guess notch Just Knows Better

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan


does notch even own a helicopter? what kind of rich guy doesn't have one of those bad boys

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually

Sagebrush posted:

but afaict he just holes up in his room and mansplains about feminism on twitter
his life, in the main, is largely indistinguishable from the archetypal unemployed goon community college dropout living in his parents basement

imagine having $1bn+ and choosing to spend all day in your gamer chair shitposting

Bhodi
Dec 9, 2007

Oh, it's just a cat.
Pillbug

PokeJoe posted:

does notch even own a helicopter? what kind of rich guy doesn't have one of those bad boys

I could only hope

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k5BivSNiH8s

Sapozhnik
Jan 2, 2005

Nap Ghost
i can't believe i'm defending a person with literally astronomical quantities (so huge the human brain simply cannot comprehend) of cash but i mean maybe the dude doesn't want to bankroll an entourage because he feels that people would want to hang out with his wallet and not him

which i mean, i can understand that way of looking at it

also while it's perfectly cool to want to have a crazy swinging bacchanalia as long as everybody involved is a consenting adult you might be surprised that there are some people who honestly don't find that kind of lifestyle appealing

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

no, actually, given the choice between "sitting in your chair in the dark complaining about women" or "paying people to hang out with you in a giant continuous orgy" you are objectively wrong if you pick the former. i don't care how introverted and mature you are. you're wrong

Sapozhnik
Jan 2, 2005

Nap Ghost
i have absolutely no idea what would i would do if i made a thing, then made a shitpost on twitter offering to sell it for $3,000,000,000 and a huge company responded "lol ok"

i mean probably i wouldn't stiff my business partners out of 99% of that sum and then hole up posting misogynist garbage on twitter, for one thing

idk maybe turn myself into an actual real life version of right wing twitter's most crazy delusional version of George Soros but lol i'm a massive loving coward so that ain't happening

gently caress man even if you genuinely think the world is poo poo and unequal how would deploy that kind of cash towards meaningfully improving it without catching a bullet in your skull

Bhodi
Dec 9, 2007

Oh, it's just a cat.
Pillbug

Sapozhnik posted:

gently caress man even if you genuinely think the world is poo poo and unequal how would deploy that kind of cash towards meaningfully improving it without catching a bullet in your skull
it's real easy, thousands of people right here in the usa do it every year

it's called a charity and what you do is think of a cause that needs funding and then a very small amount of that windfall and hire someone else to manage the distribution

it doesn't even have to be a good cause it could be called "equipping teens with assault rifles" and have people go out and buy tons of guns from trade shows and give them out to kids, that's 501c compliant, like whatever will give you a chuckle as long as it's not lobbying you're golden

Bhodi fucked around with this message at 03:07 on Feb 23, 2018

fishmech
Jul 16, 2006

by VideoGames
Salad Prong

Sagebrush posted:

i think that notch was sent to earth by some minor deity as a living lesson in how money doesn't buy you happiness

im sure he's very happy when he's jerking off to his custom nazi porn or whatever in the house he bought just because it was the most expensive house currently for sale around LA when he got a billion bucks

crabrock
Aug 2, 2002

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FMguru posted:

imagine having $1bn+ and choosing to spend all day in your gamer chair shitposting

but that's the only reason i want money in the first place

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

Sapozhnik posted:

gently caress man even if you genuinely think the world is poo poo and unequal how would deploy that kind of cash towards meaningfully improving it without catching a bullet in your skull

there are these things called "charities" that handle large sums of money in efficient ways so you don't have to hth

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually

Sapozhnik posted:

also while it's perfectly cool to want to have a crazy swinging bacchanalia as long as everybody involved is a consenting adult you might be surprised that there are some people who honestly don't find that kind of lifestyle appealing
its cool if notch doesnt want to do the entourage and 247 party blowout thing, but then why did he buy a house that was specifically designed for supporting an entourage and holding a neverending 247 showbiz party?

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

FMguru posted:

its cool if notch doesnt want to do the entourage and 247 party blowout thing, but then why did he buy a house that was specifically designed for supporting an entourage and holding a neverending 247 showbiz party?

it was the most expensive house

that's literally the only criteria he used to select it

dangling pointer
Feb 12, 2010

he doesn’t need a therapist, he needs a mentor that will rail fat lines with him until he is blown out of his mind and turns into a social butterfly

The_Franz
Aug 8, 2003

Sapozhnik posted:

i can't believe i'm defending a person with literally astronomical quantities (so huge the human brain simply cannot comprehend) of cash but i mean maybe the dude doesn't want to bankroll an entourage because he feels that people would want to hang out with his wallet and not him

which i mean, i can understand that way of looking at it

well, he took his employees on helicopter rides and ski trips and doesn't understand why they all hate him now

he can't comprehend why people who started at the company just after it was formed and did the overwhelming majority of the work to build minecraft into a property that microsoft was willing to pay billions for might be upset that he walked away with more money than god while, despite repeatedly asking for equity, they got a relative pittance with the condition that they not quit for 6 months attached.

e: he's basically that old lady from the simpsons who paid bart 2 quarters for a week of hard work and is oblivious as to how upset he is

The_Franz fucked around with this message at 03:50 on Feb 23, 2018

DONT THREAD ON ME
Oct 1, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
Floss Finder
i think i would keep programming if i got super rich

but certainly would not continue to do it for other people

President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)
id get an airplane and learn how to fly it.

heated game moment
Oct 30, 2003

Lipstick Apathy

dangling pointer posted:

he doesn’t need a therapist, he needs a mentor that will rail fat lines with him until he is blown out of his mind and turns into a social butterfly

I bet he’d be real fuckin annoying

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

President Beep posted:

id get an airplane and learn how to fly it.

i'd do those the other way around tbh

Jabor
Jul 16, 2010

#1 Loser at SpaceChem

President Beep posted:

id get an airplane and learn how to fly it.

you don't need to be a billionaire to do this

but yeah having that much money removes some of the bigger objections

fishmech
Jul 16, 2006

by VideoGames
Salad Prong
flying's easy as hell

take off's hard. landing's harder without dying.

Tokamak
Dec 22, 2004

Sapozhnik posted:

also while it's perfectly cool to want to have a crazy swinging bacchanalia as long as everybody involved is a consenting adult you might be surprised that there are some people who honestly don't find that kind of lifestyle appealing

that's fine, but he isn't even doing the dumb nerd stuff that he would like to do.

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

big shock: the ability to move the yoke and pedals in an airplane isn't what the FAA is especially concerned about

most of learning to fly is things like "why might you need to apply engine heat to the carburetor, and in what situations" and "why must you de-rate your plane's cargo rating on hot days, and by how much" and "why does the weather affect how much gas your plane uses, and by how much" and "how do you read this chart, and can you plan a path that doesn't intersect with a 747"

crabrock
Aug 2, 2002

I

AM

MAGNIFICENT






i did the ground school part of pilot's license and then when i found out how much it cost to pay for all those flight instructor hours i said "i will do this later."

i took one lesson and in the air was fun but he made me land (he was helping) and the whole time i thought "isn't this something you should be doing this feels weird."

FCKGW
May 21, 2006

Sagebrush posted:

big shock: the ability to move the yoke and pedals in an airplane isn't what the FAA is especially concerned about

most of learning to fly is things like "why might you need to apply engine heat to the carburetor, and in what situations" and "why must you de-rate your plane's cargo rating on hot days, and by how much" and "why does the weather affect how much gas your plane uses, and by how much" and "how do you read this chart, and can you plan a path that doesn't intersect with a 747"

sounds like an overly complicated industry ripe for disruption

FCKGW
May 21, 2006

which will never happen because it doesn’t fit that niche of “must do something mom used to do for you”

crabrock
Aug 2, 2002

I

AM

MAGNIFICENT






we had to learn everything with the loving awesome manual tools that were invented because my flight instructor said that digital sucks and fails all the time and if you rely on that you'll definitely die. he scoffed at people who take ipads up into their plan to chart their course and stuff. we did it all on big maps and it was cool as heck.

crabrock
Aug 2, 2002

I

AM

MAGNIFICENT






i don't remember what any of this means other than the big blue circles are big airports that you can't fly through unless you ask for permission or whatever.

https://skyvector.com/?ll=37.61488410732532,-122.04327392222037&chart=301&zoom=3

MononcQc
May 29, 2007

flakeloaf posted:

well if it exists at all, and it must, somewhere has to be the place where it happens most

canada's got two: "the entire north" because all per capita crime rates up there are just bonkers, and the saguenay, which is no surprise because the hells run it and there some initiation rites undercover cops just won't do

uh I'd like to get sources on saguenay because I live there and have never heard of any poo poo like that. In fact Saguenay's been in the top 10 safest cities in Canada a bunch of times in the last 10 years. The Hells used to own most of the main street in Jonquiere but have mostly been kicked out and their last bunker has been destroyed around 2005. They still have members around (mostly directed from Trois-Rivières) but usually what everyone hears is just about drugs and whatnot.

hifi
Jul 25, 2012

i hate web fonts

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

crabrock posted:

we had to learn everything with the loving awesome manual tools that were invented because my flight instructor said that digital sucks and fails all the time and if you rely on that you'll definitely die. he scoffed at people who take ipads up into their plan to chart their course and stuff. we did it all on big maps and it was cool as heck.

the FAA quite reasonably requires that you do all of that stuff the old fashioned way (at least for your education and check ride) because they want you to be able to get back to your airport even if apple pushes an update that breaks your chart app

here is a story of a pilot who died because he bought a new gps that he didn't know how to use, then put the destination airport's runway length into the airport code box, and blindly trusted its directions even though it told him to fly due north to get from new mexico to texas

https://fearoflanding.com/accidents/accident-reports/hes-a-terror-in-a-twin/

read the whole story for other cool things he did like lie about his certifications and land on a highway to show off

freezepops
Aug 21, 2007
witty title not included
Fun Shoe

Sagebrush posted:

big shock: the ability to move the yoke and pedals in an airplane isn't what the FAA is especially concerned about

most of learning to fly is things like "why might you need to apply engine heat to the carburetor, and in what situations" and "why must you de-rate your plane's cargo rating on hot days, and by how much" and "why does the weather affect how much gas your plane uses, and by how much" and "how do you read this chart, and can you plan a path that doesn't intersect with a 747"

80% of my practical was stick and rudder skill, the other 20% was the open book portion of the test. Also there is no such thing as de-rating cargo capacity, only climb performance would be affect by higher gross weight. Weather doesn't really affect how much gas you use, unless you meant a second order affect where weather limits altitude/mpg.

Most of learning to fly, in a practical sense, is simply learning to always fly the plane (even if the only path forward is into trees) and that pitch controls airspeed and throttle controls vertical speed. Pitch = airspeed is probably what kills most pilots. After that, its just simple easy written test stuff a high schooler could do.

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Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

freezepops posted:

Also there is no such thing as de-rating cargo capacity, only climb performance would be affect by higher gross weight.

was thinking of how both hot-and-high conditions and loaded weight change your takeoff and climb performance, so if it's real hot and there are obstacles at the end of the runway you'd better not load up too much

freezepops posted:

Weather doesn't really affect how much gas you use, unless you meant a second order affect where weather limits altitude/mpg.

gonna burn more fuel if you're flying into a headwind the whole trip and your ground speed is 30 knots lower than usual

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