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Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
ummmmmmmm earthworm jim?????

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Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

WOAAAAA mama

:sbahj:

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

Utz posted:

good guy with a gun?

budd dwyer

Terror Billy

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

Pancakes posted:

I keep trying to get Trump thread posters to go climbing or running with me or something but none of you fuckers live in Chicago, Trump's least favorite city. :(

im coming to chicago somemtime in the spring! maybe i will hook up with you then!!

Solarin
Nov 15, 2007

instantly shooting


















attacks would end

petit choux
Feb 24, 2016

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

My wife is getting a colonoscopy tomorrow. We have to pay $1100 out of pocket for it despite the fact that I work for the health insurance company and they own the hospital it's being done in. Jfc

Holy loving cow what a bad deal. I have to do that every two years and it's way cheaper with BCBS. You must have sinned against Papa Trump or something.

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


petit choux posted:

My fantasy is still to just rent a loving beach house around here and invite all you scamps out to a Wagner Ring party. Wagner optional.

It's the third anniversary of the Escalator today!

That means only one thing...BRING IT IN, GUYS!!!

*ever C-SPAM poster from every Trump thread, Suck Zone, unhinged rally, piss tape, socialist political campaign, toxx thread, and alternate reality come in bringing sex cake, snackage, piss and meal items*

Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.


Hot fresh OC here, get your hot fresh OC


Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


Utz posted:

good guy with a gun?

budd dwyer

#ThankYouGOP

who says the GOP can't have a bipartisan solution to a problem?

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

trump getting bullied by teens with goatees

Apraxin
Feb 22, 2006

General-Admiral
probably already posted, but i can't stop laughing at this
https://twitter.com/TPM/status/966840186163392512

quote:

Illinois Gov. Bruce Rauner (R) drank a glass of chocolate milk Wednesday in order to demonstrate the value of diversity at various levels of corporate leadership.

“This chocolate syrup represents diversity,” Hyatt Hotels’ vice president for diversity and inclusion, Tyronne Stoudemire, said as he squeezed it into a glass of milk held by Rauner. “When you look at most organizations, diversity sits at the bottom of the organization. You don’t get inclusion until you actually stir it up.”

“It’s really, really good. Diversity!” Rauner, who’s up for re-election in November, announced.

Stoudemire confirmed to the paper that the governor “didn’t know what he was getting into,” and noted he usually picks the most powerful person in the room to help with the milk.

Utz
Aug 1, 2008

by vyelkin
any generic republican in tyool 2018:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ovM8BqwsDmQ

Apraxin
Feb 22, 2006

General-Admiral
TRUMP: “It’s really, really good. Diversity!”

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011



I hear you.

Apraxin
Feb 22, 2006

General-Admiral
TRUMP: he usually picks the most powerful person in the room to help with the milk

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009


Is that the same type of card that was gold that they were selling during the campaign

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


oh boy oh boy oh boy

snoo
Jul 5, 2007




I love to 'help' with the 'milk'

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


The Snoo posted:

I love to 'help' with the 'milk'

Mother!!!

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

"you can milk an almond?" -turmp

stuffed crust punk
Oct 8, 2004

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

lol they managed to japan up the already massively japanese mgs5 ui

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


https://twitter.com/Kotaku/status/966755811216297986

:same:

https://twitter.com/Kotaku/status/966833197857337344

:same:

Oiled and Ready
Oct 11, 2004

He wished it could be as respectable and orthodox as spying. But somehow in his hands the traditional tools and attitudes were always employed toward mean ends: cloak for a laundry sack, dagger to peel potatoes, dossiers to fill up dead Sunday afternoons ...

Last time CNN was the eternally 3rd place in cable news, their solution was to cover a poo poo-covered cruiseliner and 2 missing airplanes for as long as possible

This time they apparently have decided to let the youth of America take a torch to decorum, which I did not expect from CNN, but I guess desperate times call for desperate measures

Just to be clear it's cool and good which is why I did not expect it

petit choux
Feb 24, 2016

sandoz posted:

lol the president is literally tweeting tucker carlson conspiracy theories

Just when you think you have him is when he'll do the old pull the secret police paramilitary out of his rear end and bam, better hope your flight isn't cancelled.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2NjwcsHbcDE

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


cnn would get ratings if they'd cover the alien alloys

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008





these kids are loving savage and it owns

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



Oiled and Ready posted:

Last time CNN was the eternally 3rd place in cable news, their solution was to cover a poo poo-covered cruiseliner and 2 missing airplanes for as long as possible

This time they apparently have decided to let the youth of America take a torch to decorum, which I did not expect from CNN, but I guess desperate times call for desperate measures

Just to be clear it's cool and good which is why I did not expect it

CNN's insane mediocrity is paying out dividends considering MSNBC and FOX are in some sort of fever dream reliving 1954 24 hours a day (red scare/pre-CRA america respectively)

Food Boner
Jul 2, 2005

Oiled and Ready posted:

Last time CNN was the eternally 3rd place in cable news, their solution was to cover a poo poo-covered cruiseliner and 2 missing airplanes for as long as possible

This time they apparently have decided to let the youth of America take a torch to decorum, which I did not expect from CNN, but I guess desperate times call for desperate measures

Just to be clear it's cool and good which is why I did not expect it

i thought we all agreed that this was all a lesson in nothing mattering

Jazerus
May 24, 2011


Nichael posted:

C-SPAM I hear you're a big fan of me. Well I'm a big fan of yours too.

Oh boy oh boy oh boy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5v4zCHRf8Ro&t=61s

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

navyjack posted:

Tick:TAS has the best opening music/action combo of any show in history fight me

dum dweeeeee zop bop bop dweeee dow

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Nichael posted:

cnn would get ratings if they'd cover the alien alloys

if it was 5 years ago it would be all alien alloys all the time

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

Nichael posted:

cnn would get ratings if they'd cover the alien alloys

all they have to do is reach out and they can touch those alloys but they're too afraid

Oiled and Ready
Oct 11, 2004

He wished it could be as respectable and orthodox as spying. But somehow in his hands the traditional tools and attitudes were always employed toward mean ends: cloak for a laundry sack, dagger to peel potatoes, dossiers to fill up dead Sunday afternoons ...

Food Boner posted:

i thought we all agreed that this was all a lesson in nothing mattering

Nothing mattering is about laws, voting, arrests etc

Plenty still matters in terms of CNNs ratings and in the ongoing battle for america's cultural future (and for which way America is gonna die!)

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

The Critic opening better

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science
https://twitter.com/juliamacfarlane/status/966683828143165440

speaking of metal gear solid being real life

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

I like my games like I like my sex: incomprehensible and slightly terrifying

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008





god/fate/time sure had a wacky sense of humor!!!!!

VectorSigma
Jan 20, 2004

Transform
and
Freak Out




i salute trump every morning, haha, but he's photons

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petit choux
Feb 24, 2016

Stank posted:

No one in this forum knows anything except the handles of right wing twitter users.

And the name of a good beer, ya douche. Dogfishhead Ale 90 Min FTW!! TRUMP!!

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