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oldpainless
Oct 30, 2009

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My birthday isn’t sunday :cheeky:

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Teagan
Sep 20, 2002

Out here, everything hurts.

oldpainless posted:

My birthday isn’t sunday :cheeky:

:golfclap:



Yep, need more balloons.

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

oldpainless posted:

My birthday isn’t sunday :cheeky:

More like "youngpainless" :smug:

Desmodus rotundus
Sep 15, 2013

HAY GUYS

I have 10kg of prime rib.

Greggster
Aug 14, 2010

Desmodus rotundus posted:

I have 10kg of prime rib.



How do you acquire 10kg of prime rib?



I got a new mobile phone and also a new shirt so I thought I'd combine the both and make a selfie (and trimmed my hair a bit)

Norse Code
Mar 10, 2007

DON'T AWOO - $350 PENALTY

Desmodus rotundus posted:

I have 10kg of prime rib.



ilu

curlys gold
Jan 17, 2018



i found an image of me when i used to have hair

(2006?)

curlys gold has a new favorite as of 07:17 on Feb 23, 2018

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Greggster posted:

How do you acquire 10kg of prime rib?



I got a new mobile phone and also a new shirt so I thought I'd combine the both and make a selfie (and trimmed my hair a bit)

You look like you belong in an 80s rock band

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

curlys gold posted:



i found an image of me when i used to have hair

(2006?)

lol if you don't have a full, lush head of hair

Sweet As Sin
May 8, 2007

Hee-ho!!!

Grimey Drawer
It's my birthday and I drank too much last night

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
I'm glad of it

Teagan
Sep 20, 2002

Out here, everything hurts.

Happy Birthday!!!

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

Zzulu posted:

I'm glad of it

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

jacketless pre courtroom divorce day selfie

Megabound
Oct 20, 2012

Came across an old photo I love dearly



Now he's a big opinionated loveable dickhead.

Vargatron
Apr 19, 2008

MRAZZLE DAZZLE


Desmodus rotundus posted:

I have 10kg of prime rib.



Hey girl, nice rack.

Count Thrashula
Jun 1, 2003

Death is nothing compared to vindication.
Buglord

Sweet As Sin posted:

It's my birthday and I drank too much last night



When I drink too much the previous night, I don't look half as flawless, what's your secret?

And happy birthday!! Mine is soon too

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

Vargatron posted:

Hey girl, nice rack.

lol.

Goober Peas
Jun 30, 2007

Check out my 'Vette, bro


Megabound posted:

Came across an old photo I love dearly



Now he's a big opinionated loveable dickhead.

I would like to see more of your big opinionated loveable dickhead :D

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)

10 Beers
May 21, 2005

Shit! I didn't bring a knife.

Sweet As Sin posted:

It's my birthday and I drank too much last night



Happy Birthday!

eonwe posted:


jacketless pre courtroom divorce day selfie
Speaking from experience, Happy Divorce Day.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Desmodus rotundus posted:

I have 10kg of prime rib.



Marry me.

Sweet As Sin posted:

It's my birthday and I drank too much last night



Happy birthday! Love your shirt!

Vargatron
Apr 19, 2008

MRAZZLE DAZZLE



Whatever the opposite of a boner is, this post just gave it to me.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Vargatron posted:

Nice ribs and angus.

Vargatron posted:

Whatever the opposite of a boner is, this post just gave it to me.

Koro.

Greggster
Aug 14, 2010

Randaconda posted:

You look like you belong in an 80s rock band

I might have to build a time-machine to enter the place I truly belong in

Sweet As Sin
May 8, 2007

Hee-ho!!!

Grimey Drawer

COOL CORN posted:

When I drink too much the previous night, I don't look half as flawless, what's your secret?

And happy birthday!! Mine is soon too

This was pre-drinks! I look half dead today.

Thanks for the birthday happiness selfie goons

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy
Well, I'm divorced af yall.

Booger Presley
Aug 6, 2008

Pillbug

Megabound posted:

Came across an old photo I love dearly



Now he's a big opinionated loveable dickhead.

But how's the cat? :dance:

jk Good pic good cat!

Mocking Bird
Aug 17, 2011

eonwe posted:

Well, I'm divorced af yall.

Congratudolences 😬

Mocking Bird
Aug 17, 2011


Goon love is the best love

Or as he insisted on titling it on Facebook, Bae by the Bay

ChickenOfTomorrow
Nov 11, 2012

god damn it, you've got to be kind



long meeting coming and I am not looking forwards to it, but at least my lipstick is on point

ChickenOfTomorrow
Nov 11, 2012

god damn it, you've got to be kind

Vargatron posted:

Whatever the opposite of a boner is, this post just gave it to me.

Thanks for telling us about your penis even though no-one asked. Ewwwww.

Vargatron
Apr 19, 2008

MRAZZLE DAZZLE


ChickenOfTomorrow posted:

Thanks for telling us about your penis even though no-one asked. Ewwwww.

Anything 4 u fam

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

Mocking Bird posted:



Goon love is the best love

Or as he insisted on titling it on Facebook, Bae by the Bay

good

ChickenOfTomorrow posted:



long meeting coming and I am not looking forwards to it, but at least my lipstick is on point

good

Vargatron posted:

Anything 4 u fam

come on bud be chill

Vargatron
Apr 19, 2008

MRAZZLE DAZZLE


Okay, I'll stop. Just trying to joke around.

ChickenOfTomorrow
Nov 11, 2012

god damn it, you've got to be kind

Thank you. *Trig Discipline voice* I know many people laugh at your penis


...but a man telling me, out of the blue, about their boner (and the cause of it) was part of a sexual violation I experienced. You can probably see how I associate Boner Reports with bad things happening.

Vargatron
Apr 19, 2008

MRAZZLE DAZZLE


Yeah, sorry about that. Was just trying to goof on a picture.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

Desmodus rotundus posted:

I have 10kg of prime rib.



OH MY!! A lovely lady and lovely ribs.


Sweet As Sin posted:

It's my birthday and I drank too much last night



Happy Birthday!!
I got drunk last night. I shall dedicate those drinks to you.

ChickenOfTomorrow
Nov 11, 2012

god damn it, you've got to be kind

Vargatron posted:

Yeah, sorry about that. Was just trying to goof on a picture.

Forgiven. I believe in your ability to make funny posts goofing on other things. 😊

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Vargatron
Apr 19, 2008

MRAZZLE DAZZLE


ChickenOfTomorrow posted:

Forgiven. I believe in your ability to make funny posts goofing on other things. 😊

I'll go back to making food jokes/puns.

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