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augias
Apr 7, 2009

Baloogan posted:

I'm thinking of getting a dog, they are quite nice to chill with in the countryside.

I think city living is hard on dogs

I think chihuahuas like being in the city and enjoy dressing up, musical theatre, and cocktails more than any other breed

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pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

by Hillary Clinton's assassins
Fallen Rib
https://twitter.com/joesonka/status/967013521425870848

this is gonna get extremely fun

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
i still have a pile, my NEXT plan is to fry them and then wrap them in dough and bake em with chopsticks stuck in em like a ghetto corn dog

Solarin
Nov 15, 2007

I'm the cut up second amendment

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


GobiasIndustries posted:

dogs can't eat pork?

Muslim dog

FabioClone
Oct 3, 2004

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

augias posted:

I think chihuahuas like being in the city and enjoy dressing up, musical theatre, and cocktails more than any other breed

almost any other breed

a helpful bear
Aug 18, 2004

Slippery Tilde
Cannons are allergic to scotch

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Whoops turns out all colleges and universities are criminal enterprises

ooh it shocks you, it shocks you, to see what's buried underneath

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy
tormp!
https://twitter.com/MattGertz/status/966999563847512064

Goa Tse-tung
Feb 11, 2008

;3

Yams Fan

Tesseraction posted:

what is your favourite kind of dog I love terriers

on topic: I love those small sausage dogs they use to hunt in rabbit holes I think

edit:

:3:

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

a helpful bear posted:

Cannons are allergic to scotch

like any other firearm, absolutely

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Goa Tse-tung posted:

on topic: I love those small sausage dogs they use to hunt in rabbit holes I think
Dachshund, and they're rat-hunters. Typically dogs aren't used to go down rabbit holes, but ferrets.

FabioClone
Oct 3, 2004

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
I like the dogs with ears and tongues so long that they drag on the ground and trip over them all the time.

alnilam
Nov 10, 2009


lmao

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
oh poo poo yeah those surreal ratting videos with packs of dogs

the dogs who destroy mice are cool

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


My wife is having a colonoscopy done today. Copay and deductible are $1192 and you can bet they asked for their money up front. This country is so loving stupid.

Solarin
Nov 15, 2007

trump hates dogs and some dumb fucks still voted for him

Mad Doctor Cthulhu
Mar 3, 2008

Trazz posted:



Destroying my credit card to trigger the libs


"Sir, we can send you a new credit card."

"gently caress YOU, LIB!"

"You do realize this doesn't invalidate your account and you still owe us the money regardless, right?"

"....I just realized this is the only money I have. Hillary has won."

"...your mailing address is current, right?"

alnilam
Nov 10, 2009

I love how real mgs2 is, including the part where we're all running around naked and cold in some kind of cyber warehouse trying to cover ourselves

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy
lmao that kid Trump visited in the hospital has some opinions on his visit
https://twitter.com/MattGertz/status/967002243106050048

alnilam
Nov 10, 2009

hot take, trump is bad imo

Solarin
Nov 15, 2007

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

My wife is having a colonoscopy done today. Copay and deductible are $1192 and you can bet they asked for their money up front. This country is so loving stupid.

:eyepoop:

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
Pittsburg is the capital of rear end scopes.

resting mitch face
Apr 9, 2005

5) I hear you.

Trazz posted:



Destroying my credit card to trigger the libs

lol at people who not only destroy their own property but also continue to make payments for said property purchased with a credit card they cut in half because they were mad.

Red Dad Redemption
Sep 29, 2007

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

My wife is having a colonoscopy done today. Copay and deductible are $1192 and you can bet they asked for their money up front. This country is so loving stupid.

but, you see, such “shared pain” payments are necessary to avoid overuse of colonoscopies

Solarin
Nov 15, 2007

alnilam posted:

hot take, trump is bad imo

he is obese and of below average intelligence

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY
Yuck: diet coke
Yum: piss

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

GobiasIndustries posted:

lmao that kid Trump visited in the hospital has some opinions on his visit
https://twitter.com/MattGertz/status/967002243106050048

millenials kind of suck poo poo, the new generation is where the gently caress its at

woke as hell

alnilam
Nov 10, 2009

Annual Prophet posted:

but, you see, such “shared pain” payments are necessary to avoid overuse of colonoscopies

truth, if i lived in one of them drat socialized medicine countries I'd be getting colonoscopies every drat day!!

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



Baloogan posted:

now if i had a smoothbore cannon, id have something amusing to shoot outta it

2 match ur lobes

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



i got yer 3 inch smoothbore right heeeeah

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

Crypto-Rump Roast

Baloogan posted:

:shrug: i am not a dog lawyer

I think the official term is "lawyerdog". :eng101:

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



luv 2 eat a bland diet for a week and then get a 1970s slr crammed up my butt to take photos of the bland diet

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO
https://twitter.com/samswey/status/966902961984061440

https://twitter.com/Complex/status/966900804207521796

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

ever wonder if someone's taken like a model of the alien from Alien and shoved it up their arse to scare the colonoscopy doc

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



the cops are there to protect the guns

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

if only a good guy with a gun had been there to stop the bad guy with a gun

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

cuz I have


wondered

never had a colonoscopy myself

hallebarrysoetoro
Jun 14, 2003

Wow!

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punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



Tesseraction posted:

ever wonder if someone's taken like a model of the alien from Alien and shoved it up their arse to scare the colonoscopy doc

if u wanna scare ur buttdoc just swallow a piece of paper with 'BANKRUPTCY???' written on it

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