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jigokuman: Aug 28, 2002; Donald John Trump (born June 14, 1946) is the 45th and current President of the United States. Before entering politics, he was a businessman and television personality.

alnilam posted:

I love how real mgs2 is, including the part where we're all running around naked and cold in some kind of cyber warehouse trying to cover ourselves

nanomachines running down our legs

# ? Feb 23, 2018 13:55

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Tesseraction: Apr 5, 2009

I will neither confirm nor deny if I've shoved a model Alien up me bum

# ? Feb 23, 2018 13:55

hallebarrysoetoro: Jun 14, 2003

Tesseraction posted:

ever wonder if someone's taken like a model of the alien from Alien and shoved it up their arse to scare the colonoscopy doc

eat your own rear end to trigger lib doctors

# ? Feb 23, 2018 13:55

augias: Apr 7, 2009

Me and my gently caress pigs regularly do colonoscopy outings, no bigger turn on than free unnecessary procedures up my rear end

# ? Feb 23, 2018 13:55

Billzasilver: Nov 8, 2016; I lift my drink and sing a song

for who knows if life is short or long?

Man's life is like the morning dew

past days many, future days few

love my president watchteevee

# ? Feb 23, 2018 13:56

eonwe: Aug 11, 2008; Lipstick Apathy

augias posted:

Me and my gently caress pigs regularly do colonoscopy outings, no bigger turn on than free unnecessary procedures up my rear end

this but unironically

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Lawman 0: Aug 17, 2010

Trump please poo poo on the cowardly cop

# ? Feb 23, 2018 14:00

Lawman 0: Aug 17, 2010

I never wanted something so bad in my life

# ? Feb 23, 2018 14:00

GobiasIndustries: Dec 14, 2007; Lipstick Apathy

damnit Trump you can't just make one tweet, keep going you fat orange slob

# ? Feb 23, 2018 14:00

GobiasIndustries: Dec 14, 2007; Lipstick Apathy

and like magic, I make him tweet
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/967021512455802881

# ? Feb 23, 2018 14:01

punchymcpunch: Oct 14, 2012

corncopped

# ? Feb 23, 2018 14:01

augias: Apr 7, 2009

trmpu

# ? Feb 23, 2018 14:02

GobiasIndustries: Dec 14, 2007; Lipstick Apathy

low energy bullshit tweets tho...

# ? Feb 23, 2018 14:03

Ash1138: Sep 29, 2001; Get up, chief. We're just gettin' started.

EXECUTIVE TIME!

# ? Feb 23, 2018 14:04

GobiasIndustries: Dec 14, 2007; Lipstick Apathy

Today�s Trump Schedule
Friday, February 23, 2018

quote:

10:05 am || Delivers remarks at the Conservative Political Action Conference
12:35 pm || Meets with Australian Prime Minister Turnbill
2:00 pm || Holds a joint press conference with Australian Prime Minister Turnbill
3:00 pm || Meets with Secretary of State Tillerson

Fire him!

# ? Feb 23, 2018 14:04

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Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

My wife is having a colonoscopy done today. Copay and deductible are $1192 and you can bet they asked for their money up front. This country is so loving stupid.

Sounds like she's getting it up the rear end twice

# ? Feb 23, 2018 14:04

Ash1138: Sep 29, 2001; Get up, chief. We're just gettin' started.

GobiasIndustries posted:

Today�s Trump Schedule
Friday, February 23, 2018

Fire him!

lol just giving up on the intel briefing entirely

# ? Feb 23, 2018 14:05

Inspector Hound: Jul 14, 2003

GobiasIndustries posted:

low energy bullshit tweets tho...

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/966998215592677376

Nah that's p loving overtly racist, pretend you're reading a tweet from the president for the full effect

# ? Feb 23, 2018 14:05

GobiasIndustries: Dec 14, 2007; Lipstick Apathy

Ash1138 posted:

lol just giving up on the intel briefing entirely

Hey, if he has meetings before 11:15am there's just no way to fit that in!

# ? Feb 23, 2018 14:06

meanolmrcloud: Apr 5, 2004; rock out with your stock out

had a dream I died violently inside a McDonald�s. this is probably as close to trumps psyche as I�ll get

# ? Feb 23, 2018 14:06

Lawman 0: Aug 17, 2010

Reuters says Kelly and McMaster might leave the white house
Resign binches

# ? Feb 23, 2018 14:07

GobiasIndustries: Dec 14, 2007; Lipstick Apathy

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/967023015035797504

# ? Feb 23, 2018 14:07

Truga: May 4, 2014; Lipstick Apathy

Solarin posted:

trump hates dogs and some dumb fucks still voted for him

literally worse than hitler lol
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/967023015035797504

# ? Feb 23, 2018 14:07

A Handed Missus: Aug 6, 2012

Ash1138 posted:

lol just giving up on the intel briefing entirely

*extremely joementum voice* the daily intelligence briefing has never been daily

owned lib

# ? Feb 23, 2018 14:07

Uranium 235: Oct 12, 2004

skaboomizzy posted:

the "good guy with a gun" never went into the building where students were massacred

not only did he never engage the shooter, he never saw the carnage the shooter made

http://www.miamiherald.com/news/local/community/broward/article201636649.html

Eight days after mass shooter Nikolas Cruz murdered 17 people inside Marjory Stoneman Douglas High School, Broward�s top cop on Thursday revealed a stunning series of failures by the sheriff�s department.

A school campus cop heard the gunfire, rushed to the building but never went inside � instead waiting outside for another four agonizing minutes as Cruz continued the slaughter.

And long before Cruz embarked on the worst school shooting in Florida history, Broward Sheriff�s Office deputies had multiple warnings that the 19-year-old was a violent threat and a potential school shooter, according to records released Thursday.

In November, a tipster called BSO to say Cruz �could be a school shooter in the making� but deputies did not write up a report on that warning. It came just weeks after a relative called urging BSO to seize his weapons. Two years ago, according to a newly released timeline of interactions with Cruz�s family, a deputy investigated a report that Cruz �planned to shoot up the school� � intelligence that was forwarded to the school�s resource officer, with no apparent result.
The school�s resource officer, Scot Peterson, 54, was suspended without pay then immediately resigned and retired. Two other deputies have been placed on restricted duty while Internal Affairs investigates how they handled the two shooter warnings.

The admissions, made by Broward Sheriff Scott Israel at a press conference on Thursday evening, added to the growing list of missed signs in the years before Cruz went on a rampage that has horrified the nation and reignited the debate on gun control. The FBI, in an earlier and equally astonishing admission, said last week that the agency failed to act on a tip in January that Cruz was a possible violent threat.

�I�m completely disgusted,� said Broward County Commissioner Michael Udine, a former mayor of Parkland whose daughter attends Stoneman Douglas. �There is nobody in authority talking to each other and every organization that had a chance to stop this completely failed our children from top to bottom.�

Thursday�s revelations came the week after Cruz took an Uber to the Parkland high school, armed with an AR-15 rifle and extra ammunition, and opened fire inside Building 12 on the sprawling campus. Seventeen people died, and another 15 people were injured.

Cruz ditched the weapon and escaped, blending in with fleeing students. He was captured about an hour later and confessed to the killings. He is now awaiting trial and could face the death penalty.

Since the massacre, law enforcement and education authorities have come under intense scrutiny for their handling of Cruz over the years. BSO, the county�s largest police department, is also under the microscope for its response to the shooting � chiefly for how school resource deputy Scot Peterson responded once the gunfire erupted at 2:21 p.m. on Valentine�s Day.

Peterson � named school resource officer of the year for Parkland in 2014 � was in another building, dealing with a student issue when the shots sounded. Armed with his sidearm, Peterson ran to the west side of Building 12 and set up in a defensive position, then did nothing for four minutes until the gunfire stopped, the sheriff said.

On Thursday, Israel said surveillance footage captured the officer�s inaction. Asked what Peterson should have done, Israel said: �Went in. Addressed the killer. Killed the killer.�

Israel added: �I am devastated. Sick to my stomach. He never went in.�

Since the Columbine school shooting that left 12 dead in 1999, cops have been trained not to wait for heavily armed SWAT officers but to enter buildings to find and kill the threat.

�When we train police, the first priority is to stop the killing,� said Pete Blair, the executive director of the Advanced Law Enforcement Rapid Response Training Center at Texas State University.

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The "good guy with a gun" was a loving coward who hid behind a tree with his justice-bringer while he heard students being massacred

why does anyone think your English Lit teacher from 11th grade would do any better

gently caress this world, I hope I die soon from a massive heart attack

here's an article written by some Afghanistan veteran who basically says the same thing--arming teachers is an asinine idea. it's pretty good

https://www.charlottefive.com/arming-teachers/

quote:

Few people actually run towards gunfire. Most search for cover. Some can�t function. Fight or flight. Adrenaline floods your body. Time doesn�t exist. Your heart beats outside of your chest. Fine motor skills stop working. People urinate and defecate themselves. Good luck holding steady aim at a moving target. Even the simplest of tasks, such as reloading can become difficult. Your hands shake for hours afterward. It�s chaotic on a level that is beyond comprehension until you experience it.

This what I want you to consider when the discussion moves toward Rep. Pittman�s assumption that allowing teachers to arm themselves is the proper action to take.

�There is barely enough time in the school year to train teachers on basic lesson planning and data use,� a friend who currently works for CMS told me. �So adding weaponry is just so absurd.�

# ? Feb 23, 2018 14:07

GobiasIndustries: Dec 14, 2007; Lipstick Apathy

Inspector Hound posted:

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/966998215592677376

Nah that's p loving overtly racist, pretend you're reading a tweet from the president for the full effect

I've heard it before, if that's the only high-energy tweet he's got for us this morning it'll be a low-energy :sad:

morning for him. Maybe he's just saving his energy for CPAC.

# ? Feb 23, 2018 14:08

Inspector Hound: Jul 14, 2003

GobiasIndustries posted:

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/967023015035797504

Yeah ok pretty low energy

# ? Feb 23, 2018 14:08

Potato Salad: Oct 23, 2014; nobody cares

GobiasIndustries posted:

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/967023015035797504

I can think of one.

# ? Feb 23, 2018 14:09

Not a Children: Oct 9, 2012; Don't need a holster if you never stop shooting.

No you see what I ACTUALLY meant to say is that we need 10 good guys with guns for every bad guy, that way at least one is bound to not be a total coward

# ? Feb 23, 2018 14:10

GobiasIndustries: Dec 14, 2007; Lipstick Apathy

lol
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/967023714268319744

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ArmedZombie: Jun 6, 2004

pathetic little tramp posted:

https://twitter.com/joesonka/status/967013521425870848

this is gonna get extremely fun

the ncaa should be disbanded

# ? Feb 23, 2018 14:10

Truga: May 4, 2014; Lipstick Apathy

GobiasIndustries posted:

lol
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/967023714268319744

yeah how the gently caress is the govt still funded? schumer, what's your excuse??

# ? Feb 23, 2018 14:11

Mariana Horchata: Jun 30, 2008; College Slice

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ELCwK54CNsM

:minnie:

# ? Feb 23, 2018 14:12

Elephanthead: Sep 11, 2008; Toilet Rascal

The Dems should totals goad Trump into issuing an EO making all Dreamer full citizens. Oh Doland only you can save the Dreamers we are useless failures.

# ? Feb 23, 2018 14:12

I did a thing: Mar 23, 2017; On the chest of a barmaid in Sale, were tattooed the prices of ale. And on her behind for the sake of the blind, was the same information in braille.

division I ncaa schools just handing out degrees you say?

# ? Feb 23, 2018 14:17

Sleekly: Aug 21, 2008

im not interested

# ? Feb 23, 2018 14:17

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Uranium 235 posted:

here's an article written by some Afghanistan veteran who basically says the same thing--arming teachers is an asinine idea. it's pretty good

https://www.charlottefive.com/arming-teachers/

When I hear gunfire I toss a flashbang and come in shooting my gold AK-47 (shotgun if its close range) or call in a helicopter if Im on a killstreak

# ? Feb 23, 2018 14:17