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Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe

Plank Walker posted:

a vice president finds a sick horse, nurses it back to life, then fucks it and says "you knew i was mike pence when i took you in"

many such cases!

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Billzasilver
Nov 8, 2016

I lift my drink and sing a song

for who knows if life is short or long?


Man's life is like the morning dew

past days many, future days few

Plank Walker posted:

a vice president finds a sick horse, nurses it back to life, then fucks it and says "you knew i was mike pence when i took you in"

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 11 hours!
I prefer the parable of the scorpion where the punchline is "triggered much, lib?" instead of "it's my nature"

lamentable dustman
Apr 13, 2007

🏆🏆🏆


clearly the jews did this

A Gnarlacious Bro
Apr 25, 2007

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

eonwe posted:

hell ya yall im done.

RIP

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy

eonwe posted:

hell ya yall im done.

congrats (I think?) on being single :toot:

Ruzihm
Aug 11, 2010

Group up and push mid, proletariat!


tenderjerk posted:

i said dsa and juggalos need to form a political coalition years ago and you all laughed at me

whos laughing now

I was 100% on board with the struggalo coalition. went to the juggalo march with DSA & everything :shrug:

Qurnah
May 9, 2008

every treumpo you take
and every trumoe you make
Grimey Drawer

lamentable dustman posted:

clearly the jews did this

(((attorneys)))

pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

by Hillary Clinton's assassins
Fallen Rib
(((George Soros Groups)))

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!


Yams Fan

GobiasIndustries posted:

This is the best day Trump has had since the campaign days
https://twitter.com/kylegriffin1/status/967071694266433537

Some 2nd rate nazi speaker is gonna get bumped today cause Trump is already 40 minutes over his rant with no end in sight.

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

Agronox posted:

yeah it was a great concept and a great ending, and actually one of the few 80s shows that had some arcs

(some truly bad episodes along the way, too, but I prefer not to dwell on that)

it's nice because the channels only ever rerun the classic episodes nowadays, like the Oswald two-parter or the finale. that's some good-rear end tv

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


this nightmare will never end

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



Inspector Hound posted:

A girl finds a sick snake, nurses it back to life, the snake bites her, and says, "you knew I was a snake when you took me in"

"Bad immigrants" are snakes.

Also trump is the snake.

this feels like something that got made up because trump didn't understand the scorpion and the frog

"HES A FROG, OKAY? WOW, HE CANT TALK. THANK YOU VERY MUCH."

tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 373 days!
he keeps talking because he doesnt want to go back to work :xd:

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy
For those who have not watched Trump read The Snake, here is Trump reading The Snake
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qSrOXvoNLwg

it is very racist

kibaces
Jul 11, 2016
oh man I missed the snake
I wanna hear a lock her up for old times sake

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
man, trump seems particularly unhinged at this rally

D1E
Nov 25, 2001


tenderjerk posted:

he keeps talking because he doesnt want to go back to work :xd:

He likes to tweet tho??

TotalHell
Feb 22, 2005

Roman Reigns fights CM Punk in fantasy warld. Lotsa violins, so littl kids cant red it.


eonwe posted:

hell ya yall im done.

grats, when do you get off work sweet thing ;-*

Billzasilver
Nov 8, 2016

I lift my drink and sing a song

for who knows if life is short or long?


Man's life is like the morning dew

past days many, future days few

pathetic little tramp posted:

(((George Soros Groups)))



yes those are the millionaire bankers controlling the world and ruining my life :godwin:

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 11 hours!
hahaha the MO GOP is literally just saying "it's the Jews"

thrawn527
Mar 27, 2004

Thrawn/Pellaeon
Studying the art of terrorists
To keep you safe

kibaces posted:

oh man I missed the snake
I wanna hear a lock her up for old times sake

They did that too.

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



The Nastier Nate posted:

Some 2nd rate nazi speaker is gonna get bumped today cause Trump is already 40 minutes over his rant with no end in sight.

gorka is backstage tearing apart his scroll of ox hide and stomping on it

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

VladimirLeninpest posted:

and more specifically:

"You knew goddamn well that I was a snake, you stupid silly woman, before you brought me in"

also lmao it's from Natural Born Killers: https://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Natural_Born_Killers#Old_Indian

Oh my god

Qurnah
May 9, 2008

every treumpo you take
and every trumoe you make
Grimey Drawer

Nichael posted:

this nightmare will never end

D1E
Nov 25, 2001


enowe: hook up with a goonette and propose the next day

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

NO

STAY

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



zegermans posted:

hahaha the MO GOP is literally just saying "it's the Jews"

i just remembered the MO GOP bullied one of their own into killing himself by calling him a Jew repeatedly so i'm not shocked at all

Addamere
Jan 3, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Billzasilver posted:

the human body can do incredible things. its like the mother getting super strength to lift a car and save a baby



but now its my liver getting super strength and saving me

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy
https://twitter.com/ddale8/status/967074256482947073

I did a thing
Mar 23, 2017

On the chest of a barmaid in Sale, were tattooed the prices of ale. And on her behind for the sake of the blind, was the same information in braille.
sanctions trigger war later today

Ruzihm
Aug 11, 2010

Group up and push mid, proletariat!


Agrajag posted:

what is this snake thing youre all posting about?

:pwn: where the gently caress were you in 2016? he read this at just about every single rally.

Not to be rude but I don't know how anyone who posts in a subforum of D&D could miss this.

Robert Plant
Jan 6, 2015

He's done

So am I

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:

zegermans posted:

hahaha the MO GOP is literally just saying "it's the Jews"

NBA Jamishly:] is it the Jews?? YES!!!

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 11 hours!

Business Gorillas posted:

i just remembered the MO GOP bullied one of their own into killing himself by calling him a Jew repeatedly so i'm not shocked at all

oh right I totally forgot about that

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


zegermans posted:

hahaha the MO GOP is literally just saying "it's the Jews"

they really hate jews

stuffed crust punk
Oct 8, 2004

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
someone pm me when he shuts the gently caress up or strokes out, the internet is unreadable right now

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy
he completely skipped over all the North Korea stuff because he was too busy talking about snakes so he had to drop two sentences about them in at the end.

Scrub-Niggurath
Nov 27, 2007

OH BY THE WAY HEAVIEST SANCTIONS EVER ON NORTH KOREA OK BYE

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TotalHell
Feb 22, 2005

Roman Reigns fights CM Punk in fantasy warld. Lotsa violins, so littl kids cant red it.



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