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ive known richa rdwolf for thousands of years.......he fathered, delivered, and nursed all of my beautiful daughters.........texas, he is a man of rare and magical force.....his soul rages w pure orgone force........if you do not elect this man this wolf this richard man of, wolf.........then i can assure you that the ground will split......asunder........and swallow you in to the bowels of perdition (hell)......only richard wolf knows the spells that can save you..........
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im not usually a man of prayer, i admit it. but in of my darkest hours when i had nowhere else to turn i decided to reach out. i pled with the lord. "please send me a sign. something to let me know that things will be okay again. anything, heavenly father - i will give you anything for this small favor." i heard nothing... i thought i had been ignored and abandoned yet again. but the next day i met Richard Wolf block walking in my neighboorhood. it seems He had heard my prayers after all. i got myself cleaned up and began rebuilding all those bridges i had let burn down. i reconnected with my daughter and apologized for all of the stupid mistakes i had made. she saw the earnest look in my eyes and accepted my apology. she could tell that i knew better now, that i was finally able to shed the lies and deceit that had clouded my vision for so long. she asked what had changed so suddenly . i told her that it was the brilliant policy ideas shared with me by House District 63 Democratic Primary Candidate Richard Wolf. he was the light that gave me back my life. anyway i cant vote for him because he was accidentally outside his district due to poor planning. so please, if you can, consider this strong and handsome young man when deciding who you want to represent you this March. also early voting starts February 20th...
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done, my comment is awaiting moderation though. we'll see how the nazis at lewisville whatever do it.
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Ricardo Lobo es uno de los pocos gringos que valen un poco mas que una chinga. Yo voto por Lobo porque todos queremos buena mota, y una mejor salud. Pero mas que nada por la buena mota. thats your spanish spekaing audience comment. someone else post that
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Feb 20, 2018 03:52
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augias posted:Ricardo Lobo es uno de los pocos gringos que valen un poco mas que una chinga. Yo voto por Lobo porque todos queremos buena mota, y una mejor salud. Pero mas que nada por la buena mota. "Awaiting moderation"
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Feb 20, 2018 04:03
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richard wolf killed and ate a possum back in '91, and we can all appreciate that kind of gumption
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I've known Richard "dick wolf" Wolf for several years now and I can say that without question he is a fine upstanding man. I was an idiot child in the 90s and early 2000s but now I am a bitter leftist who is centered on issues. I do not know what this means, but I am reaching out to you from across i45 (the pond as we refer to it) to tell you that my friend Richard Wolf does. He's a outstanding person who is most assuredly real. You can trust this man as well as his realness because as a wise man once said "real recognize real". In Houston we strive to be both true but also real, and I can attest that Richard is both of these things because I do the same. Vote for this man. He smoked me out that one time and is also an American. Vote for him or you're going to regret it.
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is this guy less cool than you? probably https://www.nytimes.com/2018/02/19/us/politics/ted-cruz-beto-orourke-election.html liberal pipe dream of blue texas is looking less like a fantasy but more like an uphill battle
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we just have to frame all of abbot and dewhurst's sharia policies as anti-freedom and the dream of anti-capitalist texas will start to take shape
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Feb 20, 2018 07:05
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The freezing rain sheets sideways in District 63, all but blotting out the neon glow of the ResiDrones. The skells and razorcs take the opportunity to corner me in an alley, moving in, chuckling low. I’ve just about made my peace when he steps out, eCigarette burning like a cyclops eye. As they scuttle away, suddenly find somewhere else to be, I finally understand that sometimes, the Wolf at the Door is the best candidate to defeat incumbent Republican Tan Parker. Please vote Richard Wolf in the March 6th Democratic primary to ensure this happens.
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Feb 20, 2018 07:39
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In the political system, sexual criminals are considered especially heinous. In District 63, the dedicated candidate who will protect women's control over their bodies is Dick Wolf.
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Feb 20, 2018 08:02
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slouch posted:working on it still. a lot of local horse owners find the idea amusing but are either uncomfortable with the gun spooking their horse or do not want to be associated with the bong. 
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Shear Modulus posted:In the political system, sexual criminals are considered especially heinous. In District 63, the dedicated candidate who will protect women's control over their bodies is Dick Wolf.
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Feb 20, 2018 19:28
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After reading the poo poo Lewisville Texan article, how do you plan on painting your competition as a RNC hack?
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Jose posted:convincing people you're a famous economist who google have hosted will do wonders for your brand op. nobody will remember by the time you're up for re-election after you win, the famous google economist bitch will pretend to be you edit: do you need to know poo poo about agriculture to run in Texas?
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Feb 21, 2018 09:43
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Billzasilver posted:
what does your heart tell you (actually probably helps to do five minutes of research, just be advised you'll likely then know more about agriculture than most farmers do)
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Feb 21, 2018 10:11
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hows ur .gif game https://twitter.com/thedlcc/status/966108075529777153
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Feb 21, 2018 10:18
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Will the horse be a Mike Pence free horse?
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Triangle Shirt Factotum posted:Will the horse be a Mike Pence free horse? not sure where i can find one that is still untouched. maybe a newborn but idk if they can carry my weight. also check out this facebook post. it gives me strength 
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Feb 22, 2018 21:06
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slouch posted:not sure where i can find one that is still untouched. maybe a newborn but idk if they can carry my weight. Facebook mom posts are going to get so good if you win the primary
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Feb 22, 2018 21:09
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Comrayn posted:Facebook mom posts are going to get so good if you win the primary a facebook mom staring at a response where a candidate said a cuss word like it's matrix code and neo is flyin around dodging poo poo in slow motion, just in disbelief that someone could disobey the manifest physical laws of decorum like that
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Feb 22, 2018 21:19
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dear dick wolf, will you continue to shitpost on our dead gay forum if you are elected to public office
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Feb 22, 2018 21:22
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Comrayn posted:Facebook mom posts are going to get so good if you win the primary for what it's worth all the moms who have met or interacted with me seem to like me quite a bit. oh and important information for anybody who has donated to my campaign: as much as i believe i will win the primary, it's still necessary to plan for a potential loss. if this happens, I will still have money left over in my campaign account. according to the TEC (the people in charge of election crap in texas) i can either donate the money to other candidates or to a non-profit of my choice. i've decided that i will be giving all my unused campaign funds to the north texas dream team. they are an extremely good organization that is involved in political activism and also actually helps people apply for and get their DREAMer status renewed. the money will likely be used to help someone out who can't afford the filing fee. figured i should be transparent about the use of my funding. thanks a bunch for the ridiculous financial support that has been provided so far. if i can't continue to put it to good use i want it to go to someone else who can.
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slouch posted:for what it's worth all the moms who have met or interacted with me seem to like me quite a bit. Can't you keep it open for your next primary? 
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slouch posted:for what it's worth all the moms who have met or interacted with me seem to like me quite a bit. wink wink
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crazy cloud posted:a facebook mom staring at a response where a candidate said a cuss word like it's matrix code and neo is flyin around dodging poo poo in slow motion, just in disbelief that someone could disobey the manifest physical laws of decorum like that lmebo
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crazy cloud posted:a facebook mom staring at a response where a candidate said a cuss word like it's matrix code and neo is flyin around dodging poo poo in slow motion, just in disbelief that someone could disobey the manifest physical laws of decorum like that
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Zoran posted:dear dick wolf, will you continue to shitpost on our dead gay forum if you are elected to public office This is a pressing issue for me as well. I'd love for a campaign commitment for "Shitposting from the Texas State House." My next tranche of donations relies on it!
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I was told there would be gang tags
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Friend posted:I was told there would be gang tags oh yeah i remember i drafted a potential one up but was waiting for someone else to make something better. i don't really care much for the law and order joke but since everyone else seems into it  edit: please dont do gang tags until the primaries are over because that's when the fun part actually starts slouch has issued a correction as of 19:16 on Feb 23, 2018 |
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slouch posted:oh yeah i remember i drafted a potential one up but was waiting for someone else to make something better. i don't really care much for the law and order joke but since everyone else seems into it i tried floating a joke about you not helping poor aardwolves but it never got traction!!!
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slouch posted:oh yeah i remember i drafted a potential one up but was waiting for someone else to make something better. i don't really care much for the law and order joke but since everyone else seems into it How are you feeling about your chances in the primary? I assume they don't do polls or anything for this level, so do you have a general gut feeling of how things stand?
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 Spent four hours on this guys hope you like it
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Taintrunner has issued a correction as of 23:52 on Feb 23, 2018 |
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UrbicaMortis posted:How are you feeling about your chances in the primary? I assume they don't do polls or anything for this level, so do you have a general gut feeling of how things stand?
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UrbicaMortis posted:How are you feeling about your chances in the primary? I assume they don't do polls or anything for this level, so do you have a general gut feeling of how things stand? it seems like i am strongly preferred amongst the politically active democrats. this is a relatively small group but they are the ones who get asked by friends how to vote. beyond that im placed first on the ballot and have a male name, both of which are statistical advantages. im also rolling out a big targeted video ad campaign over the weekend that should help a lot. without any polling it's pretty hard to tell how things look though.
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at the level of a state house primary nobody is doing polling unless the candidate pays for it, and i would prefer slouch to spend money on the billboard than polling
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slouch posted:it seems like i am strongly preferred amongst the politically active democrats. this is a relatively small group but they are the ones who get asked by friends how to vote. beyond that im placed first on the ballot and have a male name, both of which are statistical advantages. im also rolling out a big targeted video ad campaign over the weekend that should help a lot. without any polling it's pretty hard to tell how things look though. strong virile large male name veins thrumming, blood percolating
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victory is certain, our cause is just. cuck the nonbelievers
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