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juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





Agrajag posted:

anyone know what the tweet was?

edit:

oh, oh my...

https://twitter.com/fourhman/status/967082892164845571

lol are you a card carrying member of the know-literally-nothing party my dude

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univbee
Jun 3, 2004




euphronius posted:

like a super well trained urban fighting platoon would probably do a good job of killing the active shooter but lol

the first responders are always a hodgepodge of 350 pound guys who have no idea

I mean even beyond that. A simulation where there's a huge pile of innocents, one of them is randomly the "bad guy with a gun", even people who are well-trained I think would fail to do much in terms of casualty limiting.

shovelbum
Oct 21, 2010

Fun Shoe

euphronius posted:

like a super well trained urban fighting platoon would probably do a good job of killing the active shooter but lol

the first responders are always a hodgepodge of 350 pound guys who have no idea

The active shooter is also always one untrained and almost universally unarmored individual. They're not supermen and they're distracted by the whole murder rampage thing. The problem is really that the average rampage is extremely quick.

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





far be it for me to criticize asking questions but lol jesus

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:




get this teen an account

SHVPS4DETH
Mar 19, 2009

seen so much i'm going blind
and i'm brain-dead virtually





Ramrod XTreme

the "S" stands for "totally not a raciSt"

mandatory lesbian
Dec 18, 2012

juche avocado posted:

his arc lasted pages 442-443 w/ conclusion @ top of 444 of the trump thred

life comes at ya fast

pushpins
Sep 11, 2006


Title text (optional; no images are allowed, only text)
*Stopping halfway through my rendition of Old Kentucky Home while in full blackface* Ok wow so I guess everything is racist these days. I'll just leave then

Star Phlatulence
Jan 14, 2006

by Cyrano4747
Bleak Gremlin

lmao this owns

tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 368 days!

univbee posted:

I mean even beyond that. A simulation where there's a huge pile of innocents, one of them is randomly the "bad guy with a gun", even people who are well-trained I think would fail to do much in terms of casualty limiting.

I wish I could find a good article I read years ago but it basically said that cops are terrified of being in a CQC scenario with moving people and unknown numbers of active shooters because their judgment skills and gun aim drop dramatically because there is too much chaos to be effective

DiscountDildos
Nov 8, 2017


#gotyourattentionnow

Lmao what a dumb world, what a dumb stupid earth

I need more alien news, why the gently caress did that poo poo just come and go like that?

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy
The Owning of Laura Ingraham by the Teen Sarah Chadwick

sandoz
Jan 29, 2009


i wonder what chuds think "racist" actually means

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

it kind of sucks that between the Baby Boomers and the Mean Teens millennials will never get a shot at the driver's seat but oh well we had our chance and the teens will be good. please don't own me teens

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

sloppo posted:

lmao this owns

if i were smart, i'd have labeled that missle 'Polls'

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe

give him a break, it was a different time

11:19 AM

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

this is why we should ban guns btw

there is no real solution to active shooters

velvet milkman
Feb 13, 2012

by R. Guyovich

A Gnarlacious Bro posted:

Fired for stealing Nick Mullen's bits

Chinese Andre's Operational Intelligence LLC

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


a lesson for the democrats:

https://twitter.com/mattdpearce/status/967096687075368960
https://twitter.com/mattdpearce/status/967098118926868480

kaleedity
Feb 27, 2016



sandoz posted:

i wonder what chuds think "racist" actually means

racist means "me" right

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler

Business Gorillas posted:

get this teen an account

she already has an account on the only forums that matter, TWITTER DOT COM

univbee
Jun 3, 2004




shovelbum posted:

The active shooter is also always one untrained and almost universally unarmored individual. They're not supermen and they're distracted by the whole murder rampage thing. The problem is really that the average rampage is extremely quick.

"Unarmored" but they have the distinct advantage of not giving a gently caress who they shoot.

Mo_Steel
Mar 7, 2008

Let's Clock Into The Sunset Together

Fun Shoe

euphronius posted:

this is why we should ban guns btw

there is no real solution to active shooters

what about sedentary shooters?

shovelbum
Oct 21, 2010

Fun Shoe
His tweet was pretty racist but you're not exactly kicking down at the Chinese state intelligence service either.

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

euphronius posted:

this is why we should ban guns btw

there is no real solution to active shooters

do you hate jobs? cause thats how you kill american jorbs!!!

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


it's not just the fbi, the pigs also did nothing:

https://twitter.com/BuzzFeedNews/status/967099131889102849

A Gnarlacious Bro
Apr 25, 2007

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
I love all the millennials writing think-pieces on teens for boomers to consume

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
anime makes you lethargic, lazy, and fat

have you seen any lethargic, lazy, or fat shooters around? exactly. anime saves lives

DiscountDildos
Nov 8, 2017


They didn't get their decorum vaccines!

A Gnarlacious Bro
Apr 25, 2007

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Finally some intergenerational co-operation

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
make anime mandatory in schools

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007


Yeah the guy who orchestrated that dude's suicide is still around after helming Cruz's presidential campaign. I wonder what he's up to

https://twitter.com/jeffroe/status/966508479165935616

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

pathetic little tramp posted:

https://twitter.com/IngrahamAngle/status/967064414607368198

Won't someone please think of the children.... and how they're loving CUNTS!

https://twitter.com/Hell_Week/status/967064579464417281

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

logikv9 posted:

anime makes you lethargic, lazy, and fat

have you seen any lethargic, lazy, or fat shooters around? exactly. anime saves lives

bless anime

saving lives one pillow at a time

https://www.dhresource.com/0x0s/f2-albu-g5-M01-44-60-rBVaJFkPZKKAfJ9NAALDZ2wqFZw473.jpg/wholesale-yuri-on-ice-victor-nikiforov-michele.jpg slightly :nws:

mod edit: this is one of those images that i would not want to show up on my screen if i was in front of people

Phone
Jul 30, 2005

親子丼をほしい。
michael smith go on cumtown

Mo_Steel
Mar 7, 2008

Let's Clock Into The Sunset Together

Fun Shoe

logikv9 posted:

anime saves lives

so that's what ASL stands for :monocle:

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

SKULL.GIF posted:

it's not just the fbi, the pigs also did nothing:

https://twitter.com/BuzzFeedNews/status/967099131889102849

lihop

univbee
Jun 3, 2004




tenderjerk posted:

I wish I could find a good article I read years ago but it basically said that cops are terrified of being in a CQC scenario with moving people and unknown numbers of active shooters because their judgment skills and gun aim drop dramatically because there is too much chaos to be effective

An active shooter who was dressed somewhat normally would probably do pretty well if they stuck close to the fleeing screaming students, since they can immediately shoot any moving target while the "good guys with guns" have that extra moment where they have to make sure they're not shooting an innocent fleeing child; at the rate we're going that's going to happen, incidentally.

Oiled and Ready
Oct 11, 2004

He wished it could be as respectable and orthodox as spying. But somehow in his hands the traditional tools and attitudes were always employed toward mean ends: cloak for a laundry sack, dagger to peel potatoes, dossiers to fill up dead Sunday afternoons ...
No!!! No mercy, go for the killllll

https://twitter.com/sarahchad_/status/967092472735289345

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shovelbum
Oct 21, 2010

Fun Shoe
Like they say you can't be racist against white people because they're always the most privileged group and thus fair game but is that really true in the Chinese government?

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