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byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

Agronox posted:

I hope thats his first and last name, and not a description

middle and last, his first name is richard and he dont want nobody callin him dick

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the bitcoin of weed
Nov 1, 2014


im not clicking on this bait-rear end title so i have to assume plogging is when you stuff your rear end with compost instead of eating

Oiled and Ready
Oct 11, 2004

He wished it could be as respectable and orthodox as spying. But somehow in his hands the traditional tools and attitudes were always employed toward mean ends: cloak for a laundry sack, dagger to peel potatoes, dossiers to fill up dead Sunday afternoons ...

GobiasIndustries posted:

Teachers loving their students would make them more hesitant to pull the trigger in fear of shooting one of them though :thunk:

That's why it will only be the teachers with talent, real talent

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


https://twitter.com/andrew_durso/status/967113856756731904

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


NRA keeps losing allies

https://twitter.com/Reuters/status/967121916740947970
https://twitter.com/JuddLegum/status/967076924446183425

thrawn527
Mar 27, 2004

Thrawn/Pellaeon
Studying the art of terrorists
To keep you safe

Oh my god, this press conference is so boring compared to the speech this morning.

Except where Trump said teachers with guns would be better than armed guards at schools, because the guards wouldn't "love" the students. That was something.

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

Oiled and Ready posted:

That's why it will only be the teachers with talent, real talent

entire mag within a quarter at 50 yards kinda talent

Yossarian-22
Oct 26, 2014


the two genders :hai:

Agronox
Feb 4, 2005
Im planet web logging, or plwblogging, but you can just call it plogging if youd like

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy
*Ron Howard Voice* He didn't mean it as a joke
https://twitter.com/ddale8/status/967122439359655936

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
lol this rambling Jared answer

Zikan
Feb 29, 2004

https://twitter.com/ddale8/status/967122439359655936

50% chance trump doesnt think its a joke and is paraphrasing what j-kush told him

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

lamentable dustman
Apr 13, 2007

🏆🏆🏆

The second question went to the Washington Examiner

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

Someone finally asked the PM about their gun solution

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

bloom posted:

huh what's up with that whistle that doesn't seem to make any sound?

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

pushpins posted:

Cosmopolitan: Women are shaping their eyebrows in Lovecraftian Non-Euclidean Geometries and its A-mazing

lol if you don't stencil your eyebrows on

Godlessdonut
Sep 13, 2005

Joementum posted:

why is Hillary at CPAC? :thunk:



Soliciting donations to run in 2020 :v:

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

nice

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

Vox Nihili
May 28, 2008

Brief reminder~

Zikan
Feb 29, 2004

president of the United States dornald trump: hows all that stuff going

j-kush who has spent has spent his entire time in the administration failing to sell his building instead of working : its going well mr. president, real easy stuff

Von Sloneker
Jul 6, 2009

as if all this was something more
than another footnote on a postcard from nowhere,
another chapter in the handbook for exercises in futility
hahaha

~fin~

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

Lmao why do they clap at the end

thrawn527
Mar 27, 2004

Thrawn/Pellaeon
Studying the art of terrorists
To keep you safe

Only two reporters Trump called on were from One America and the Washington Examiner.

Lol.

kolby
Oct 29, 2004
What was the purpose (story wise) of beating the poo poo out of a car in Street Fighter 2?

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy
:911:
https://twitter.com/igorvolsky/status/967123574174703617

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

ted cruz stole my "politics and nicktoons" bit

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe
here's another good dad/dumb kid story: a teen's been making angry gun posts online, fbi tries to talk to him to work out if he's a threat but gets blown off, so dad hands over his phones, but whoops, gun posts soon become a secondary issue because it turns out the little chudling had also been sharing "cheese pizza" with his friends, and so kekistan loses another freeman of the land

https://www.miamiherald.com/news/local/crime/article201760969.html

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy
Also there's no loving way Trump doesn't intervene and give Jared full clearance unless Jared & Ivanka are planning to flee the country
https://twitter.com/maggieNYT/status/967123746753572865

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

i wonder how many gun control programs in other countries have been sold by how lovely the us is

Ramrod Hotshot
May 30, 2003

Joementum posted:

why is Hillary at CPAC? :thunk:



Every dystopia needs its Emmanuel Goldstein

Donald J. Trump
Sep 14, 2016

by zen death robot
TRUMP

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This thread brought to you by a tremendous dickhead!

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Duscat posted:

here's another good dad/dumb kid story: a teen's been making angry gun posts online, fbi tries to talk to him to work out if he's a threat but gets blown off, so dad hands over his phones, but whoops, gun posts soon become a secondary issue because it turns out the little chudling had also been sharing "cheese pizza" with his friends, and so kekistan loses another freeman of the land

https://www.miamiherald.com/news/local/crime/article201760969.html

ITS. ALWAYS. PROJECTION.

Star Phlatulence
Jan 14, 2006

by Cyrano4747
Bleak Gremlin

lmao

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

i wonder if that guy is still saluting the cardboard cutout of president trump every day

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

kolby posted:

What was the purpose (story wise) of beating the poo poo out of a car in Street Fighter 2?

It got all busted up and that's cool

pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

by Hillary Clinton's assassins
Fallen Rib

I'm amazed the infrastructure crap hasn't gotten more panning.

Basically the plan is "Trump is graciously giving the states 200 billion dollars and is asking them to raise 1.3 trillion dollars through higher state taxes"

It's a huge tax increase by way of asking the states to do it.

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Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


GobiasIndustries posted:

Really tho this entire 'arm the teachers' movement he's starting is dangerous and stupid and driving me loving crazy because people are taking it seriously

it's the same thing as the wall. a laughably insane idea that inevitably becomes policy because the serious, intellectual class is just maggiehabermanlaugh.gifing at it

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