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Saint Freak posted:What if I told you instead of 'Yippee-ki-yay Motherfucker' he's gonna say 'SohCahToa, shitbag!' Alright, I'm back on board. Especially if, after he kills a bad guy by hitting him with a rock he says "Let him without Sin (x) cast the first stone. Motherfucker.".
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Glazier posted:Still sad it didn't blow up on the launch pad, but what are you gonna do I must have missed something about ol' Musky, but why would anyone want such an awesome piece of kit to explode on the pad? There are so few billionaires doing anything visible with their money, and this project is amazing.
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I've been drunk before, but I don't think I've ever been naked-inside-a-huge-pipe-organ-with-a-toy-gun-and-a-remote-controlled-police-car-got-lost-trying-to-hand-out-cheeseburgers-to-the-homeless drunk. That's a heroic effort.
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Memento posted:I've been drunk before, but I don't think I've ever been naked-inside-a-huge-pipe-organ-with-a-toy-gun-and-a-remote-controlled-police-car-got-lost-trying-to-hand-out-cheeseburgers-to-the-homeless drunk. That's a heroic effort. Recalibrated to Australian standards that's just past tipsy.
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Gromit posted:I must have missed something about ol' Musky, but why would anyone want such an awesome piece of kit to explode on the pad? There are so few billionaires doing anything visible with their money, and this project is amazing.
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Randaconda posted:https://slate.com/technology/2018/02/paul-manafort-couldnt-convert-pdfs-to-word-documents.html  I didn't realize when I was teaching a computer skills class that I could be marketing it to incompetent white collar criminals who don't know how to Google
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BrianBoitano posted:
Photoshop for Future Felons 101
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Capt.Whorebags posted:Recalibrated to Australian standards that's just past tipsy. Well I am Australian, so I know how we get drunk. Maybe it's not that I've never been that drunk, maybe I just never had the opportunity to go naked-exploring through a giant pipe organ.
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Memento posted:Well I am Australian, so I know how we get drunk. It's a matter of what's available to you. I've woken up with all my clothes on inside out, in my own bed with a machete, half a snickers bar, half a pack of jatz and marshmellows. If you get Aussie drunk you figure out some weird things. My old housemate regularly did the classic 'socks in toilet, piss in clothes basket'. 
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Pictured: worst ever Canadian Olympic Women's Hockey team (tied); best ever Finnish Olympic Women's Hockey team (tied).
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I wish I could remember the joke involving Canada and Shakespeare where the punchline is "Much Ado Aboot Nothing".
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Inspector Gesicht posted:I wish I could remember the joke involving Canada and Shakespeare where the punchline is "Much Ado Aboot Nothing". that is the joke it will only become worse if you put something before it
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Krankenstyle posted:that is the joke I don't see what being a power-bottom and goatse have to do with "Krankenstyle", powaqoatse.
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Frush posted:Olympic hockey in general is schadenfreude on Canadians this year Nobody expected anything with the NHLers gone, which is exactly what we got. Go Germany! The women's tournament was officiated by blind morons from start to finish so what ya gonna do.
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Sestze posted:i'm pretty sure the most visible type of rocket launch is one where it explodes on the pad. I'm pretty sure that that is the second most visible type. The ones that explode shortly after launch take the prize. 
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Weatherman posted:I don't see what being a power-bottom and goatse have to do with "Krankenstyle", powaqoatse. i wanted a new username but i liked the avatar
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Those ungrateful little shits. Don't they know how little we're doing to keep them safe 
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They been training in memes and quipy internet speak their whole life and its paying off. Got laughed at for hash tag activism when they were 11 but now they able to pull some real stunts https://twitter.com/GrahamMckay1967/status/967199615782195200 I feel like a bunch of these dumbasses have to be Russian divisive bot accounts
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KoRMaK posted:They been training in memes and quipy internet speak their whole life and its paying off. Got laughed at for hash tag activism when they were 11 but now they able to pull some real stunts Those teachers with guns will be welcomed as liberators by the school children.
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KoRMaK posted:I feel like a bunch of these dumbasses have to be Russian divisive bot accounts Of course they are. As long as it will cause instability in the US, Russia will support it.
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Dumb Lowtax posted:Ah loving lol, hope the cameraperson was OK And he better have filled in that drat divot
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Stop doxxing my last golf game. MODS!
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Hedenius posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8yQM11WT90w Goddamn. Ambulans, enig
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Pleads posted:The women's tournament was officiated by blind morons from start to finish so what ya gonna do. Agreed. The Canadians should have had far more time in the box than was actually called.
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