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lol if you
Jun 29, 2004

I am going to remove your penis, in thin slices, like salami, just for starters.

bloom posted:

100% of my mom says I'm very handsome.

i've got bad news for you

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VR Native American
May 1, 2009
Gun Saliva

bloom posted:

100% of my mom says I'm very handsome.

+ or - 55%

StupidSexyVaultGuy
Jul 26, 2003



I don't know who this Judge Jeanine lady is, but I can see why she's in Donnie's face so much. She verbally fluffs him.

VR Native American
May 1, 2009
Gun Saliva

StupidSexyVaultGuy posted:

I don't know who this Judge Jeanine lady is, but I can see why she's in Donnie's face so much. She verbally fluffs him.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ghb_nnQmqsA
0__0

lol but
Feb 24, 2007

body is a dinosaur
Slippery Tilde
Do school shooters try to strafe jump irl? Shameful if no

StupidSexyVaultGuy
Jul 26, 2003




Well she seems balanced.

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf
https://twitter.com/sahilkapur/status/967581311971020800


Lmao, the bar just got 10 feet taller

Now its only collusion if he was recorded colluding on tape, expect something fun to come out soon, imo

The Glumslinger fucked around with this message at 03:49 on Feb 25, 2018

VR Native American
May 1, 2009
Gun Saliva

StupidSexyVaultGuy posted:

Well she seems balanced.

Fair and even!

Clyde Radcliffe
Oct 19, 2014

Applesnots posted:

I am just guessing here, but I would bet money that the school cop had a real cop car there on the campus, and did not just show up in his wifes toyota. In the trunk of that cop car is at the very least An Ar-15 or a shotgun.
Not arguing here, but he froze.

America terrifies me because this is the argument you're having, whether or not the school cop did his job, when the sane response would be:

:derp: :derp: JESUS CHRIST WE HAVE COPS IN OUR SCHOOLS!!! WHAT THE gently caress KIND OF BROKEN POLICE-STATE HAVE WE BECOME? LET'S FIX THIS poo poo RIGHT NOW SO WE CAN GET BACK TO BEING A NORMAL SOCIETY WHERE SCHOOLS DON'T NEED TO BE POLICED :derp: :derp:

But back to lols, is there any footage of Tromp using his 2nd Amendment rights to shoot a gun? I looked but couldn't find. I imagine he has to be kept way from loud noises like a pet during a fireworks display.

Dongicus
Jun 12, 2015

bronald brump (...lol just say that in your head 5 times :-) )

bloom
Feb 25, 2017

by sebmojo

I don't know if I can handle a world in which Donald Trump, noted retard and alleged president, knows the word "braggadocios"

VR Native American
May 1, 2009
Gun Saliva

bloom posted:

I don't know if I can handle a world in which Donald Trump, noted retard and alleged president, knows the word "braggadocios"

Having a word-a-day calendar doesn't mean you are a human dude -__-

lol but
Feb 24, 2007

body is a dinosaur
Slippery Tilde
Hes, like, really smart.

turd in my singlet
Jul 5, 2008

DO ALL DA WORK

WIT YA NECK

*heavy metal music playing*
Nap Ghost

Dongicus posted:

bronald brump (...lol just say that in your head 5 times :-) )

dlonold........ dlump

🅱️onald 🅱️ump

Resident Rump

.
Dotard Turnip

bloom
Feb 25, 2017

by sebmojo
Hey remember that chud we all thought was sucking up to Donny on twitter in the hopes of a pardon? Guess those sweet, sweet rubles paid for his legal troubles.

https://twitter.com/JacobAWohl/status/966963156642942976
https://twitter.com/JacobAWohl/status/967476982664462336

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf
Laffo, they're not even being subtle anymore, jfc

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

bloom posted:

Hey remember that chud we all thought was sucking up to Donny on twitter in the hopes of a pardon? Guess those sweet, sweet rubles paid for his legal troubles.

https://twitter.com/JacobAWohl/status/966963156642942976
https://twitter.com/JacobAWohl/status/967476982664462336

If honest to goodness american chuds took a trip to mother Russia they'd get beat down and curb stomped so fast by neonazis they wouldn't know what happened. Gays are executed there i think.

Bust Rodd
Oct 21, 2008

by VideoGames
Today at work, my boss asked me if I could build her a Guillotine as part of a promotion.

I’m not sure I heard her correctly because she has a very thick accent so I say “Excuse me?”

“You’re a artist right? Can’t you make like one of those things that cuts off the heads? Gill-o-something?”
“Like a fake one?”
“No like a real one, big, so people can take pictures in front of the store like they get their heads cut off”
“Uh probably like $250-$300 in materials if I wanted to do it right, and the blade would probably-“
“It’s fine just get me a heads-cut-off thing, I pay for it”

...
So Trump LoLs thread... I am getting paid, in 2018, to build a life-size guillotine.

LoL

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf

Bust Rodd posted:

Today at work, my boss asked me if I could build her a Guillotine as part of a promotion.

I’m not sure I heard her correctly because she has a very thick accent so I say “Excuse me?”

“You’re a artist right? Can’t you make like one of those things that cuts off the heads? Gill-o-something?”
“Like a fake one?”
“No like a real one, big, so people can take pictures in front of the store like they get their heads cut off”
“Uh probably like $250-$300 in materials if I wanted to do it right, and the blade would probably-“
“It’s fine just get me a heads-cut-off thing, I pay for it”

...
So Trump LoLs thread... I am getting paid, in 2018, to build a life-size guillotine.

LoL

Living the dream, lmao

Extra Large Marge
Jan 21, 2004

Fun Shoe

bloom posted:

Hey remember that chud we all thought was sucking up to Donny on twitter in the hopes of a pardon? Guess those sweet, sweet rubles paid for his legal troubles.

https://twitter.com/JacobAWohl/status/966963156642942976
https://twitter.com/JacobAWohl/status/967476982664462336

drat, this guy is really loving stupid haha

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free

Egbert Souse posted:

If there was a pedo version of Tinder, you wouldn't be able to see the map in that area probably

Kinder

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Bust Rodd posted:

Today at work, my boss asked me if I could build her a Guillotine as part of a promotion.

I’m not sure I heard her correctly because she has a very thick accent so I say “Excuse me?”

“You’re a artist right? Can’t you make like one of those things that cuts off the heads? Gill-o-something?”
“Like a fake one?”
“No like a real one, big, so people can take pictures in front of the store like they get their heads cut off”
“Uh probably like $250-$300 in materials if I wanted to do it right, and the blade would probably-“
“It’s fine just get me a heads-cut-off thing, I pay for it”

...
So Trump LoLs thread... I am getting paid, in 2018, to build a life-size guillotine.

LoL

:getin: it begins!

A. Beaverhausen
Nov 11, 2008

by R. Guyovich

Goddamn

bag em and tag em
Nov 4, 2008

Bust Rodd posted:

Today at work, my boss asked me if I could build her a Guillotine as part of a promotion.

Management knows who guillotines are for right?

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo

Dongicus posted:

bronald brump (...lol just say that in your head 5 times :-) )
the retard?

Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.


bloom posted:

Hey remember that chud we all thought was sucking up to Donny on twitter in the hopes of a pardon? Guess those sweet, sweet rubles paid for his legal troubles.

https://twitter.com/JacobAWohl/status/966963156642942976
https://twitter.com/JacobAWohl/status/967476982664462336

lol that's about as collusion as it gets

Does anyone else find it interesting that his name shortens to, "jawohl"?

:thunk:

bloom
Feb 25, 2017

by sebmojo

lmao

VR Native American
May 1, 2009
Gun Saliva

Waffle House posted:

lol that's about as collusion as it gets

Does anyone else find it interesting that his name shortens to, "jawohl"?

:thunk:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z42MB5rd_xM

Caganer
Feb 15, 2018

Waffle House posted:

lol that's about as collusion as it gets

Does anyone else find it interesting that his name shortens to, "jawohl"?

:thunk:

i prefer to collude by doing things like "reading the intercept" and "voting for someone other than hillary in the primary"

Obsidianheart
Apr 26, 2017

Throwing off the shadow of a better man.
Guess the President of Mexico was gonna swing by the White House for a visit, but canceled after a phone call with Prez Goodbrains Tromp. Dotard probably said some bullshit about discussing payment for THE WALL.

Preoptopus
Aug 25, 2008

âрø ÿþûþÑÂúø,
трø ÿþ трø ÿþûþÑÂúø
im reading reports he (Nieto) literally said "Mexico wont pay for the loving wall!"

Preoptopus fucked around with this message at 05:17 on Feb 25, 2018

bag em and tag em
Nov 4, 2008
No no, they've moved on to all of the "It'll be LIKE mexico is paying for the wall" type mental gymnastics.

Jukebox Hero
Dec 27, 2007
stars in his eyes
"We'll charge them a tariff that causes them to take their business elsewhere, that'll fund the wall! No, I never graduated high school, why"

bloom
Feb 25, 2017

by sebmojo
"mexico will pay! mexico will pay!!" i continue to insist as a peruvian quinoa farmer buys a brand new bugatti

red19fire
May 26, 2010

Obsidianheart posted:

Guess the President of Mexico was gonna swing by the White House for a visit, but canceled after a phone call with Prez Goodbrains Tromp. Dotard probably said some bullshit about discussing payment for THE WALL.


Preoptopus posted:

im reading reports he (Nieto) literally said "Mexico wont pay for the loving wall!"


bag em and tag em posted:

No no, they've moved on to all of the "It'll be LIKE mexico is paying for the wall" type mental gymnastics.

It's an ancient lol from like the first week of the presidency but President Deals all but begged Nieto to just *say* he was going to pay for it so he wouldn't look bad :hmbol:

Blast of Confetti
Apr 21, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

red19fire posted:

It's an ancient lol from like the first week of the presidency but President Deals all but begged Nieto to just *say* he was going to pay for it so he wouldn't look bad :hmbol:

art of the deal

NotWearingPants
Jan 3, 2006

by Nyc_Tattoo
Nap Ghost

It's not a state, it's a commonwealth shithead.

Bob NewSCART
Feb 1, 2012

Outstanding afternoon. "I've often said there's nothing better for the inside of a man than the outside of a horse."

http://nationalpost.com/sports/olympics/russian-spies-hacked-the-olympics-tried-to-make-it-look-like-north-korea

Lol false flags

Obsidianheart
Apr 26, 2017

Throwing off the shadow of a better man.

red19fire posted:

It's an ancient lol from like the first week of the presidency but President Deals all but begged Nieto to just *say* he was going to pay for it so he wouldn't look bad :hmbol:

Right, but WaPo is saying that it just happened again.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/poli...m=.fd76fa083ab4

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Preoptopus
Aug 25, 2008

âрø ÿþûþÑÂúø,
трø ÿþ трø ÿþûþÑÂúø

NotWearingPants posted:

It's not a state, it's a commonwealth shithead.

Wait what? Legit didnt know about this.

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